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comedy forums where everything you post becomes the proprietary intellectual property of the owners, to be used in patent troll lawsuits until the end of time
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Jul 12, 2016 02:56
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a flesh light built in my pants so I can auto stroke as I walk around the office
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Jul 12, 2016 03:05
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racial holy war
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Jul 12, 2016 03:18
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ANAmal.net posted:racial holy war Allah willing
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Jul 12, 2016 03:22
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Toast that has the ability to stay upright (butter facing up) in the even of a catastrophic fall.
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Jul 12, 2016 03:27
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Pick posted:Uber for maids uber for women to have sex with me
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Jul 12, 2016 03:28
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Warm und Fuzzy posted:A startup company whose office is virtual reality. I knew people who did this in second life back in the early 2000s
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Jul 12, 2016 03:33
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WalletBeef posted:Toast that has the ability to stay upright (butter facing up) in the even of a catastrophic fall. toast that doesn't fall at all
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Jul 12, 2016 03:34
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Automatic legs
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Jul 12, 2016 03:47
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Sex beer, it's like a beer but then you get to gently caress it after you drink it
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Jul 12, 2016 03:50
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teleportation, i've always wanted to be the one to invent it but then realized it was impossible and then i found out it's possible through portals, these white pixels that float around us and can take us to places that pop up according to this system of matching us to places we need to go that apply to us just like some sort of job opening. everyone is gonna use these pixels in the future.
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Jul 12, 2016 04:11
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When fresh water becomes unattainable, someone will invent a super high speed water filter that you piss into and a tube sends the now fresh water directly into your mouth. You just keep reusing the same water over and over. Everyone will be allowed a certain ration of water and that's all you get. It is your personal water for the rest of your life. This will spawn a subculture of people pissing in each other's mouths to get a thrill from the sheer danger and wrongness of it.
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Jul 12, 2016 04:16
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Pick posted:Uber for maids It's called "Facebook Groups" now.
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Jul 12, 2016 04:22
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SA go. so you can go outside
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Jul 12, 2016 06:24
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Pansacola posted:SA go. so you can go outside if youre real sneaky you can go catch A Misanthrope right now -- in your mom's vagina
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Jul 12, 2016 08:06
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the deepest fuckin u ever got right in the rear end 
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Jul 12, 2016 08:12
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Cum that doesn't go clear after six minutes on my TV dinner tray
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Jul 12, 2016 08:20
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Cowbells that read cows thoughts, so you'll not only know when they are coming but what they are thinking. Thinking about saying "mooooo" is what.
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Jul 12, 2016 08:25
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specialty bottles that keep cum fresh and white, for those weirdos who like to store their cum
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Jul 12, 2016 08:26
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an anime pillow that has a different waifu on it every day
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Jul 12, 2016 08:27
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all these are in the works    
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Jul 12, 2016 11:13
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a reproductive cloning service for lesbians
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Jul 12, 2016 13:55
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taser drones for american riot cops, flashbang compartment sold separately.
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Jul 12, 2016 15:49
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Tiny teleporters embedded within balls to be inserted in the rectum and the bladder that teleport human waste somewhere so I don't have to poo poo and piss again.
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Jul 12, 2016 15:57
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ghlbtsk posted:
Pretty sure that already exists.
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Jul 12, 2016 16:02
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Meat shoes. Perhaps endorsed by a celebrity.
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Jul 12, 2016 17:39
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A misanthrope posted:all these are in the works man the cuck fetish is going weird places
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Jul 12, 2016 17:54
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pixels with a freshness seal
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goose slapper
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Demon Lord posted:Tiny teleporters embedded within balls to be inserted in the rectum and the bladder that teleport human waste somewhere so I don't have to poo poo and piss again. You will get killed by toilet paper industry for this.
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