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Technology is advancing so fast that nobody knows what new inventions are going to be around in 20 years time, but we can take a pretty good guess at stuff that will be invented in the next few years. I'm pretty sure that google deep mind is going to have a couple of new things - Deep Look, where you can take the physical structure and skin tones from one person, and apply it to the position, facial expression and lighting of an image of another person, so that you can transpose identities in photos or videos, like that scene in running man. Then there will be Deep Throat, which is the same kind of thing but for voices, so you can record a speech and then convert it into somebody else's voice with all the subtleties intact. Then the internet will take those two amazing new technologies and use them to do things like transposing Hillary Clinton into Sloppy Teen Face Fucks #17 and it will be terrible. So what else is just around the corner?
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We're all going to die not by nuclear fire but when some chucklefuck screws up and lets some self replicating nanobot out of a laboratory accidentally. Grey goo my friends grey goo.
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the spaghetti slicer
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A good Moridin version, after the last 920 they just gotta be getting closer, right?
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sex robots
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Pants spool for storing pants you don't have a place to hang up.
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keep 'em coming. *updates business-ideas-to-patent.docx*
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They're going to invent a way to suck the poo poo straight out of assholes. Been using TP for centuries and we're ready for the next step in making GBS threads evolution
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my own idea is virtual reality but without the virtual bit!
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Kuato posted:They're going to invent a way to suck the poo poo straight out of assholes. Been using TP for centuries and we're ready for the next step in making GBS threads evolution Ah yes the "Moridin 921"
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A mandoline slicer but a version of it with a name that people can remember.
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my suggestion: Slicer Board.
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an antidote to governmental corruption haha lmao that will never happen
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Krusty Meme Generator
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Mega64 posted:Krusty Meme Generator
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ball licking usb device with force feedback
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in ad 2101 war was invented
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A woman who comes to your house once a week and cleans up your stuff.
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Kuato posted:They're going to invent a way to suck the poo poo straight out of assholes. Been using TP for centuries and we're ready for the next step in making GBS threads evolution Yeah, those will be a sort of condom mixed with a plunger, you poke it up your but, push a cord in to expand the ring inside your sphincter and then plunger it out. going to be invented by NASA for sure cause they need it for zero G pooping.
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Moridin920 posted:We're all going to die not by nuclear fire but when some chucklefuck screws up and lets some self replicating nanobot out of a laboratory accidentally. "Biohacking" is already a thing. It's like the maker movement where everyone is making lovely robots in their garage, except for viruses. That'll probably gently caress us up before the grey goo nanobots.
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can't wait for bio hacking to take off so we can get fantastic news stories about people killing themselves by not load balancing their centrifuges
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nuclear fusion is around the corner imo
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Utopia
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water genetically modified to hydrate you in the most efficient way possible
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