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Captain Foo posted:The answer, like everything else, is a train
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https://www.wolframalpha.com/input/...miles+per+hour) loving wolfram alpha won't let me query the volume of a microSD card directly Bloody fucked around with this message at 02:18 on Jul 13, 2016 |
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Smythe posted:the hell kind of data are ppl storing holy gently caress Smythe posted:mulder and scully, after days of tribulation and follwiing clues finally sneak into the secret vault deep in the adirondacks. after keying in the secret code and dropping a dollop of the smoking man's blood on the authorizaion panel, the door creeks open. Look at this, scully, mulder furtively murmurs as he slides open a filing drawer "these look like computer backup tapes" scully unfolds the portatable briefcase computer and with a whizz and a bleep the machine flickers to live. she inserts the tape carefully. fox strokes his chin and has a flashback of when his sister was kidnapped, scully adjusts her glasses under the green glow of the blinking terminal. after a tense moment, data starts flying across the 250x250 terminal monitor. "fox... this is incredible. it's a record of every Facebook Like our brand and sister companies received in 2014. what on earth could They be doing with this data? what if it got into the wrong hands?" a thud is heard down the hall. "we;ve got to the get out of here scully. the archivist is coming!"
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Raere posted:infrastructure has no network connectivity. how do you do offsite backups without internet? how much do you value your soul and sanity at?
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Bloody posted:https://www.wolframalpha.com/input/...miles+per+hour) that's a lot of loving bandwidth but the latency 
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Bloody posted:https://www.wolframalpha.com/input/...miles+per+hour) Why only 20mph?
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Captain Foo posted:that's a lot of loving bandwidth yeah good luck copying all that data to and from all those cards
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A tiny tape robot that stores, loads and unloads microSD cards instead of LTO tapes would be the cutest thing ever
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Smythe posted:mulder and scully, after days of tribulation and follwiing clues finally sneak into the secret vault deep in the adirondacks. after keying in the secret code and dropping a dollop of the smoking man's blood on the authorizaion panel, the door creeks open. Look at this, scully, mulder furtively murmurs as he slides open a filing drawer "these look like computer backup tapes" scully unfolds the portatable briefcase computer and with a whizz and a bleep the machine flickers to live. she inserts the tape carefully. fox strokes his chin and has a flashback of when his sister was kidnapped, scully adjusts her glasses under the green glow of the blinking terminal. after a tense moment, data starts flying across the 250x250 terminal monitor. "fox... this is incredible. it's a record of every Facebook Like our brand and sister companies received in 2014. what on earth could They be doing with this data? what if it got into the wrong hands?" a thud is heard down the hall. "we;ve got to the get out of here scully. the archivist is coming!" Lol.
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Red Square Bear posted:Why only 20mph? never underestimate the bandwidth of a station wagon carefully checking its mirrors and observing the speed limit in a school zone
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Jul 14, 2016 19:30
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put it in the suv of a soccer mom with road rage bandwidth increases by orders of magnitude
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online friend posted:put it in the suv of a soccer mom with road rage dont store you data with extremely volatile memory
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