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When I met death after my inevitable cardiac event, I was offered the chance to win back my life. I could choose any challenge I wanted and went with the thing that got me here in the first place. The cruel reality of my situation dawned on me. Though no entity human or otherwise could eat more cheesy gordita crunches than I; it was not my life that I won but the reaper's eternal task. He smiled as he chased his last last gordita with Baja Blast. He was finally free.
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Vynar posted:When I met death after my inevitable cardiac event, I was offered the chance to win back my life. I could choose any challenge I wanted and went the thing that got me here in the first place. The cruel reality of my situation dawned on me. Though no entity human or otherwise could eat more cheesy gordita crunches than I; it was not my life that I won but the reaper's eternal task. He smiled as he chased his last last gordita with Baja Blast. He was finally free.
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Jul 19, 2016 02:26
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Yo quiero the Sweet Release of Death Think Inside The Eternal Prison of The Bun Die Más |
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Jul 19, 2016 03:34
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Seriously though I'm bored anyone wanna eat Taco Bell and watch bad movies until one of us dies?
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Jul 19, 2016 03:50
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i haven't slept in 3 months so mortality's not an issue for me
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Jul 19, 2016 03:53
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Vynar posted:Seriously though I'm bored anyone wanna eat Taco Bell and watch bad movies until one of us dies? why stop at a single nihilistic nacho pal casualty when you could have many more |
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Jul 19, 2016 03:57
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Ask not for whom the Taco Bell tolls |
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Jul 19, 2016 16:54
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:Ask not for whom the Taco Bell tolls For it tolls for me. Seriously, gonna eat Taco Bell until I pass out in my car. I hope I leave the AC on. Senior Management fucked around with this message at 17:23 on Jul 19, 2016
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Jul 19, 2016 17:18
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"in closing, our dearly departed Lamar was truly an OG. Jamal, pour out a forty for our homie here" jamal, bearing a plaintive expression, opens the lid off a 40 oz. Baja Blast® and dumps it over Lamar's grave "Jamal!! that's the wrong kind of forty" jamal, embarassed, falls into prone and begins slurping the Dew out of the freshly-laid soil
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Jul 19, 2016 18:12
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FutonForensic posted:"in closing, our dearly departed Lamar was truly an OG. Jamal, pour out a forty for our homie here" "it's ok, we're dining in so theres unlimited refills..."
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Jul 19, 2016 18:22
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Luvcow posted:"it's ok, we're dining in so theres unlimited refills..." if i was buried in the middle of a taco bell, you better believe i would haunt that poo poo Slimer-style
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Jul 19, 2016 18:24
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FutonForensic posted:if i was buried in the middle of a taco bell, you better believe i would haunt that poo poo Slimer-style "I'm sorry for your loss ma'am, here's a complimentary napkin to wipe your eyes, please everyone in line be patient, she's visiting her son's grave and I'm sure when she's done she'll place her order"
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Jul 19, 2016 18:33
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My friend once told me that Taco Bell could only offer him steak or chicken because "their meat hose was clogged."
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if you fail to bury the dead with a big box meal they have to unclog charon's meat hose in exchange for crossing |
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Jul 20, 2016 12:50
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i lay two packets of hot sauce over grandpapa's face so he can pay the ferryman's spicy toll
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Jul 20, 2016 15:17
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FutonForensic posted:i lay two packets of hot sauce over grandpapa's face so he can pay the ferryman's spicy toll
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Jul 20, 2016 16:23
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*picture of a Doritos Locos Taco supreme" "As you are now, so once was I. As I am now, so you must be."
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Jul 20, 2016 22:19
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"I have existed from the morning of the world and I shall exist until the last star falls from the night. Although I have taken the form of Taco Bell, I am all food as I am no food and therefore I am a God. "
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And I looked, and behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Taco, and Bell followed with him. And power was given unto them over the fourth meal of the earth, to kill with spice, and with hunger, and with beef, and with the gas of the bowels. |
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“The end will come with the return of the Frito Burrito . . .That is why a tacobellian can be an optimist. That is what a tacobellian can smell in the midst of all that is happening . . .We know what the end will be: the triumph of the Frito Burrito!” |
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Jul 21, 2016 16:47
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My spirit died when they discontinued the verde sauce |
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Jul 21, 2016 19:49
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the next predicted end of the world is July 29th enjoy your final 4th meal then, my friends, for you might not get another run... run for the border |
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