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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pb_5WFkuwmY mfw imo
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Taco Bell is the termination of all biological functions that sustain an organism. Phenomena which commonly bring about Taco Bell include biological aging (senescence), predation, malnutrition, disease, suicide, homicide, starvation, dehydration, and accidents or trauma .[1] Bodies of living organisms begin to decompose shortly after Taco Bell. Taco Bell has commonly been considered a sad or unpleasant occasion, particularly for humans, due to the affection for the being that has eaten the beans and/or the termination of social and familial bonds with the person who suggested going to Taco Bell in the first place.
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taco bell metal is an extreme subgenre of heavy metal music. It typically employs heavily distorted and low-tuned guitars, played with techniques such as palm muting and tremolo picking, deep growling vocals and screams, aggressive, powerful drumming featuring double kick or blast beat techniques, minor keys or atonality, abrupt tempo, key, and time signature changes, chromatic chord progressions and fire sauce. the lyrical themes of taco bell metal may invoke slasher film-stylized violence, religion (sometimes Satanism), occultism, Lovecraftian horror, nature, mysticism, mythology, philosophy, science fiction, and burrito mastication, and they may describe extreme acts, including mutilation, dissection, torture, cannibalism, necrophilia, and dining in at taco bell.
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it is more commonly known as quesocore
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would you like the momento mori or would you like to try our new momento crunch supreme instead |
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Jul 18, 2016 01:43
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somewhere in the distance a bell tolls
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Jul 18, 2016 01:57
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Jul 18, 2016 02:58
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Jul 18, 2016 02:59
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the final episode of  but when jack goes inside the church its not his family and friends its the inside of a taco bell
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Jul 18, 2016 04:46
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"any regrets? things you wish you could've done?" "yeah, i totally wish i spent more time pondering the inevitability of death." *dies with a poo poo-eating grin* |
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jokes on you i've resolved never to die
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Jul 18, 2016 06:04
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I did too but by january eighth I was like gently caress it
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talking chihuahua: "yo quiero the inevitable heat death of the universe"
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it's like in an old western movie, but instead of a crotchety old man taking your measurements so he can build your coffin, Jason asks if you're sure you want the party pack
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Then this quesalupa beguiling my sad fancy into smiling, by the cheesy and stuffed decorum of the countenance it wore, “Though thy crust be shorn and shaven, thou,” I said, “art sure no craven, beefy juicy and cheesy chalupa wandering from the Taco store— tell me what thy lordly name is on the Bell's Plutonian shore!” ...quoth the quesa, “Nevermore.” |
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god haveth here, and god taketh away.
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i rest my eyes on the pearly gates, saint peter beckoning me closer, "welcome my child, we have been waiting for you". i can feel tears welling up, happiness washing over me. saint peter reaches into his robes and pulls out what looks to be a small piece of paper that he hands to me, "here's a coupon for a free doritos locos taco with an order of $10 or more"
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Mark Twain's short story, "Captain Stormfield's Dinner at Taco Bell" |
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Me, seeing the 7% sales tax ring up for my crunchwrap supreme: "only two things are certain in life..." |
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reminds me of the end of t.s. eliot's "the taco men" This is how the world ends This is how the world ends A bean burrito, no red sauce no onions paul_soccer12 posted:everyone in the idf must die |
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i'm in limbo. i'm in purgatory. i'm in the combination limbo and purgatory
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yuna posted:Then this quesalupa beguiling my sad fancy into smiling,
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to eat, perchance to fart |
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Jul 18, 2016 20:52
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This tread just keeps makes me keep remembering that I am blinking, breathing etc
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FutonForensic posted:i'm in limbo. i'm in purgatory. i'm in the combination limbo and purgatory |
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FutonForensic posted:i'm in limbo. i'm in purgatory. i'm in the combination limbo and purgatory |
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I like the taste of fire at taco bell, it is a reminder that life is suffering and then you go to taco bell
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If you don't eat all your tacos before you die- you go to... TACO HELL
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<3 
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Every time I click reply a million braincells flare and wane from existence, with an ever dwindling number to take their place One day this button will finally destroy me |
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