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Or a fleshlight and a few extra batteries if you wear a fedora
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Because even back then they'd be like "uh no dude, you look ridiculous"
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Jul 31, 2016 03:59
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Or you could bring a lawnmower and do yardwork for people throughout history and be know as the dude who did yardwork for people throughout history
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Jul 31, 2016 04:01
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Bring a portable stereo and go back to when mankind first discovered music and play an album you hate and be like "This is what you're enabling" and they'd shut the hell up
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Jul 31, 2016 04:03
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The Endbringer posted:Because even back then they'd be like "uh no dude, you look ridiculous" yeah they arent idiots, they just haven't seen many good ideas. you would be much better off getting the cave women by teaching them about such great concepts as: agriculture, copper smelting, charcoal making, iron smelting, horse taming, and also hierarchies and slavery. that would get you off to a nice start around 10,000 BC. not a lot of civilized cultures to compete with, you could carve out a pretty good territory
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Jul 31, 2016 04:13
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New fun hypothetical question, if you could be any other species, what would you be? I'd be an oak tree because I'd live for like hundreds of years and not have to do poo poo all
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Jul 31, 2016 04:25
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Except sway in the breeze man that sounds cool
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Jul 31, 2016 04:26
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i would be a lobster, because lobster are immortal
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Jul 31, 2016 04:56
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John Denver Hoxha posted:That's a very good and beautiful response. Would you want to bring anything back with you maybe some good food to share or a nice car to cruise around in? It would be interesting how a relationship would be shaped knowing when it would end (would you tell him? Not to get too personal...I think I would tell someone I loved unless it would trip them up ) or would you just keep yourself as a random stranger in passing? I'd just be a stranger since it would be awkward and disturb time. I'll be happy just to hear him tell stories and sip whiskey with him. I would tell him to stop smoking so he can live at least a few more years to invest in Internet stocks.
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Jul 31, 2016 04:59
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Egbert Souse posted:I'd just be a stranger since it would be awkward and disturb time. I'll be happy just to hear him tell stories and sip whiskey with him. Wouldn't it be doubly awful though if your dad just couldn't stand your nancy 21st century ways and called you a fag?
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Jul 31, 2016 06:08
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:suck your future selfs dick or risk destroying the causality chain and destroying the entire universe Any time destroying the universe is an option, it's always the correct choice. There's no regrets, no consequences, and nobody to laugh at you if it was a stupid decision.
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Jul 31, 2016 07:05
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didnt even bother reading the thread because the answer is retardedly obvious: go back to the library of alexandria/michelangelo's studio/whatevs, load that u haul up and piss off back to the future (the present) like why would you want to live anywhere pre penicillin ffs this is the greatest time to be alive
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Jul 31, 2016 07:07
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Clipperton posted:this is the greatest time to be alive One day in the future this post will be on permanent display in a museum and the curator will encourage school children to laugh at it as they sip their immortality juice and ask what penicillin was.
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Jul 31, 2016 08:00
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The Endbringer posted:One day in the future this post will be on permanent display in a museum and the curator will encourage school children to laugh at it as they sip their immortality juice and ask what penicillin was. He meant "so far", smartass
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Jul 31, 2016 08:16
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id take gay sex back to the cavemen and make the human race gay lol therefore making humans never exiost
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Jul 31, 2016 08:35
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ButteCysts posted:id take gay sex back to the cavemen and make the human race gay lol therefore making humans never exiost You'd probably still get cavetwinks for a little while. With all the rampant public sex bound to happen, occasionally a cavewoman is gonna sit in some jizz.
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Jul 31, 2016 08:41
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CJacobs posted:He meant "so far", smartass b-b-b-but I thought we were talking about time travel itt 
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Jul 31, 2016 09:20
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I'd bring a bucket of potent liquid psychedelics and a fiber-optic cloaking system, and I'd secretly deliver miniscule doses to shamans, pharaohs, prophets and poets, druids and monks and renaissance scholars alike. Basically I'd become the cupid of sudden madness and divine inspiration.
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Jul 31, 2016 10:56
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Oh yeah and I'd bring a bunch of w33d s33ds and plant a nice patch for where/whenever I'm gonna be, natch 
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Jul 31, 2016 11:00
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Dinosaurmageddon posted:I'd bring a bucket of potent liquid psychedelics and a fiber-optic cloaking system, and I'd secretly deliver miniscule doses to shamans, pharaohs, prophets and poets, druids and monks and renaissance scholars alike. Yeah and then gently caress em real good.
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Jul 31, 2016 11:00
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criscodisco posted:Yeah and then gently caress em real good. Time to open up that fourth eye, Mahatma 
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Jul 31, 2016 11:05
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I think the Buddhists all just call it a butthole.
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Jul 31, 2016 11:06
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criscodisco posted:I think the Buddhists all just call it a butthole. And "Gaandu" if it's in Hindi~
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SO I guess the question is, If you can go through time would you do guru gaandu?
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