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I was recently discussing hypothetical scenarios with people. sort of philosophical decisions but fun that they're not like boring or convoluted or whatever but sort of sharing something about your outlook on life. I wanted to see peoples thoughts including opinions on oral sex, and any questions you may have as well  Let's say you had a time travel device, and you either had the option of taking inanimate objects fitting in a 5x5x5 m volume back with you to live at any point anywhere in time, or to visit any point in time and bring the same volume back with you (and you can't for instance bring a camera back to take pictures, but you can get or make one from materials at that time, and if you want to bring items back you can get whatever you want as long as it fits) where would you go? Would you take items back and live out at a different time with the advantages the items bring, or would you bring items to reveal lost secrets from the past or get rich or bring items that you would love to own?
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Jul 30, 2016 21:50
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I hear that when you die, all the secrets of the universe are revealed to you. Since you seem to care, OP. Kill you're self. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Jul 30, 2016 21:51
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I'd stuff the OP in the 5x5x5 box, then bring him back to the night his dad raped his mom and say "is this really what you guys want to happen? And then pull OP out." This would prevent the rape and I would be a hero and this thread would have never happened. Waltzing Along for president of the universe 2016.
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Jul 30, 2016 21:52
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I don't understand why you can't take a camera with you.
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Jul 30, 2016 21:53
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Let's say the past thousand generations of women in your family have been really hot and horny in their twenties, and you have a time travel device. How far back would you have to go before you were comfortable loving one of them? Great grandma? Great Grandma's Great Grandma? grandma? If you're into men, then I guess reverse the question. Also to the OP, I would bring a gun, leave the gun there, and then use the gun to kill anyone guarding some priceless artifact for me to bring back and sell. flick my Mr. Bean fucked around with this message at 21:57 on Jul 30, 2016 |
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Jul 30, 2016 21:55
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Strudel Man posted:I don't understand why you can't take a camera with you. You can bring a camera with you but only one way. Its either pick up items from the time in the past to bring back to the present or take present day things to live in the past
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Jul 30, 2016 21:55
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I would probably go to Jul 30, 2016 12:50, to wherever OP was, and either break his phone or CPU to prevent this thread from happening. The alternative to this would be going to May 31, 2014, and cutting his CC so he couldn't register.
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Jul 30, 2016 21:55
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i would time travel solely to gay out with historical figures. no dick left unsucked.
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Jul 30, 2016 21:56
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Kuato posted:I would probably go to Jul 30, 2016 12:50, to wherever OP was, and either break his phone or CPU to prevent this thread from happening. The alternative to this would be going to May 31, 2014, and cutting his CC so he couldn't register. Kuato easily nails the correct post
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Jul 30, 2016 21:57
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And anybody trying to time travel to prevent this post would create a paradox that would destroy whatever universe they live in
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Jul 30, 2016 21:58
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someone send a terminator back in time to gently caress OP's rear end into the ground
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Jul 30, 2016 21:58
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I would go back to the caveman days with the empty pack and bring back some cavemen and have sex with the cavemen.
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Jul 30, 2016 21:59
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John Denver Hoxha posted:And anybody trying to time travel to prevent this post would create a paradox that would destroy whatever universe they live in If it destroys your posting, I am down with it.
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Jul 30, 2016 22:00
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John Denver Hoxha posted:And anybody trying to time travel to prevent this post would create a paradox that would destroy whatever universe they live in I'm glad of it. Sounds like a painless way to die, can't ask for anything more from this dying gay earth.
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Jul 30, 2016 22:03
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criscodisco posted:I would go back to the caveman days with the empty pack and bring back some cavemen and have sex with the cavemen. Homosexuality was created in the 20th century so you're gonna be disappointed.
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Jul 30, 2016 22:26
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dog buttz posted:Let's say the past thousand generations of women in your family have been really hot and horny in their twenties, and you have a time travel device. How far back would you have to go before you were comfortable loving one of them? Great grandma? Great Grandma's Great Grandma? grandma? That's a good hypothetical, I don't think I could ever gently caress somebody in my direct lineage but like 30th cousin maybe? And you can bring back whatever you want no need to bring a gun to steal it for the hypothetical. What artifacts would you take, what would you do with them?
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Jul 30, 2016 22:28
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dog buttz posted:Let's say the past thousand generations of women in your family have been really hot and horny in their twenties, and you have a time travel device. How far back would you have to go before you were comfortable loving one of them? Great grandma? Great Grandma's Great Grandma? grandma? That's a good hypothetical, I don't think I could ever gently caress somebody in my direct lineage but like 30th cousin maybe? And you can bring back whatever you want no need to bring a gun to steal it for the hypothetical. What artifacts would you take, what would you do with them?
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Jul 30, 2016 22:28
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John Denver Hoxha posted:Let's say you had a time travel device, and you either had the option of taking inanimate objects fitting in a 5x5x5 m volume back with you to live at any point anywhere in time,
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Jul 30, 2016 22:35
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I'd bring a big old box of the love of Jesus Christ and spread it to everybody's heart, personally :3
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Jul 30, 2016 22:38
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EngineerSean posted:Homosexuality was created in the 20th century so you're gonna be disappointed. I did not state that the cavemen would be into it, just that they can't press charges because they're cavemen.
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Jul 30, 2016 22:40
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criscodisco posted:I did not state that the cavemen would be into it, just that they can't press charges because they're cavemen. I think you'd have more fun if you took like five of the third class passengers from the titanic. I mean that's my kink but I'm not judging.
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Jul 30, 2016 22:43
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EngineerSean posted:Homosexuality was created in the 20th century so you're gonna be disappointed.
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Jul 30, 2016 22:44
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Im thinking my next thread should be inkblots that all look like the OP being brutally murdered, stay posted
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Jul 30, 2016 22:50
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I would take 125,000 liters of wine and return with 125,000 liters of piss.
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Jul 30, 2016 22:52
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I'd go back to the 1970's to do my grocery shopping.
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Jul 30, 2016 23:03
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i would go to the future and stay there. i would not bring anything back. 1,000 years
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Jul 30, 2016 23:07
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Time traveling to post this: FIRST
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Jul 30, 2016 23:23
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For a way to get money and influence and bitches id go back with a super fly bulletproof car and other protective gear and like rent it out to like rappers and other high profile assassination victims (id also bring clippings and vhses of news reports about their murders and other events to show I didn't fabricate it or was trying to extort them)Dr. Josef Mengele posted:Time traveling to post this: An interesting train of thought. You could go back and find the first internet discussion board and make this, or any other comment you would like the first reply in human history. Or you could pull like a John Titor
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Jul 30, 2016 23:26
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Actually, I think I'll go back in time and kill JFK and Tupac. See you fuckers in a minute.
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Jul 30, 2016 23:29
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you retard. no one would care about those dead rappers if they were still alive.
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Jul 30, 2016 23:29
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Serious Frolicking posted:you retard. no one would care about those dead rappers if they were still alive. But they had money
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Jul 30, 2016 23:31
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The thing is, have you ever heard of a person claiming to be a time traveler that wasn't immediately locked up in the loony bin? If you do go back in time, you can't tell anybody where/when you are actually from because they won't believe you. Even if you bring a smartphone or something, it will be taken away from you and destroyed and you'll be locked up forever. Even if you go back to like, 2010 or something. And what fun can you really have if people won't accept you as their god??
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Jul 30, 2016 23:36
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CJacobs posted:The thing is, have you ever heard of a person claiming to be a time traveler that wasn't immediately locked up in the loony bin? If you do go back in time, you can't tell anybody where/when you are actually from because they won't believe you. Even if you bring a smartphone or something, it will be taken away from you and destroyed and you'll be locked up forever. Even if you go back to like, 2010 or something. And what fun can you really have if people won't accept you as their god?? 
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Jul 30, 2016 23:39
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I would go back to the 1940's and ensure all life ends on this dead gay earth. Maybe hit up some cool music places before the earth gains a nice radioactive glow. Otherwise the whole concept of time travel atleast, backwards time travel is functionally impossible, the fundamental principles of how time works is that it is only a measure of the actions of things within a given space. Some slower somefaster than others. Going forward in time faster is possible but I do not think going back is, simply due to the fact even canceling out the paradoxes, there would be far too much progress if the wrong directions if we were not careful. Better hypothetical question, is if you could change any function of reality such that it could still work without the interference of other physical laws, what would it be? I'd go for the rules about conservation of energy and mass. So that fat people could never slow down.
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Jul 30, 2016 23:39
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Worlds Smuggest posted:Better hypothetical question, is if you could change any function of reality such that it could still work without the interference of other physical laws, what would it be? I'd go for the rules about conservation of energy and mass. So that fat people could never slow down. I would make my penis 12 inches long. I mean I'd only gain one inch on what I have now, but it'd be an important inch.
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Jul 30, 2016 23:41
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criscodisco posted:I would go back to the caveman days with the empty pack and bring back some cavemen and have sex with the cavemen. Oh, you would find out they are complicated, romantic, and fickle, and your technological prowess would not necessarily translate to sexy. 
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Jul 30, 2016 23:41
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Futurama says you can go back in time, you may have to keep going forward until the universe resets and you can get to the past again.
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Jul 30, 2016 23:42
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Oh, you would find out they are complicated, romantic, and fickle, and your technological prowess would not necessarily translate to sexy. I'm a fixer.
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Jul 30, 2016 23:42
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CJacobs posted:The thing is, have you ever heard of a person claiming to be a time traveler that wasn't immediately locked up in the loony bin? If you do go back in time, you can't tell anybody where/when you are actually from because they won't believe you. Even if you bring a smartphone or something, it will be taken away from you and destroyed and you'll be locked up forever. Even if you go back to like, 2010 or something. And what fun can you really have if people won't accept you as their god?? That's a part to be considered of course, if you choose to live in the past you'll need to be careful about how you expose your knowledge, and maybe need to find the more superstitious or open minded contacts (you can rob them blind or just soak in the experience per the rules if you just want to visit but like you won't be harassed and you can't leave anything or cause influence except by making the objects disappear)
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Jul 30, 2016 23:47
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criscodisco posted:Futurama says you can go back in time, you may have to keep going forward until the universe resets and you can get to the past again. Eventually you just shoot Hitler out the window
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Jul 30, 2016 23:48
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