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i need one where do i send money
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Aug 20, 2016 07:50
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I'd buy 2.
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Aug 20, 2016 11:38
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I'd like one copy please.
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Aug 20, 2016 12:23
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Okay, I'll order a crapload and see where that leaves me. I'll maybe make a thread about it tomorrow since I'll be gone all day today. Edit: So I don't how many people remember the Chowdown image that was on the last page but that spot is normally where the publisher would put their logo and to replace it costs an extra 25% for the whole order. I'm gonna leave their logo in and put Chowdown somewhere else. Hotel Kpro fucked around with this message at 14:24 on Aug 20, 2016 |
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Aside from the "don't marry your fiancée" posts and chow down what else is recommended GiP classics for inclusion?
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Aug 20, 2016 16:12
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Smiling Jack posted:Aside from the "don't marry your fiancée" posts and chow down what else is recommended GiP classics for inclusion? I think some of schneider's posts from the marine OP belong.
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Mr. Nice! posted:I think some of schneider's posts from the marine OP belong. I second this does anyone have any good 50FA/Humper Monkey posts?
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Aug 20, 2016 17:30
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That tampon story I posted years ago seemed to go over well
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Aug 20, 2016 18:48
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dont forget honeyboy bradley
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holocaust bloopers posted:That tampon story I posted years ago seemed to go over well omg yes please put this in the book that story makes me  everytime i read it
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The entire Marine thread OP
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In 2010 I was deployed to the Dutch Carribean doing counter-drug ops poo poo with the AWACS. During one of the 13 hour sorties, I went back to the galley to heat up some chicken tenders, top off my water, and take a piss. Now the lav on the E-3 is pretty crappy. It's just an old-fashioned lavatory with a port-a-potty style toilet and a steel sink that doesn't have running water. Basically, your poo poo is displayed for all to see and when the sorties get long it's astonishing how much waste a crew of 20 can build up. I've seen people wait till the very end to top off an almost overflowing toilet with poop like it's their little cherry on top of a shitbird mission. My crew on this deployment was pretty chill for the most part. Our co-pilot was this utterly sweet, very cute new Lt girl--just a real sweetheart. We had another female on the crew but she took the day off to knock out an accrual travel voucher. That co-pilot girl did much for keeping my sanity. So I had my routine of chatting up her during the flight while also making rounds to the other dudes on the crew. At this point in the sortie, I've exhausted all of my conversational options. Anyhow, It was about hour 10 into this flight. I was pretty cranky as I typically get after flying for a gently caress off long time. All I wanted was the jet to loving land and get back to my crew rest. So there I go off to the galley to chill out for a bit prior to us finishing up work and starting our descent back into the airfield. So there I go off to the back with food in hand and a bladder full of piss ready to blast in that smelly as gently caress lav. Well, today I had a target provided for me. If my goal was to recharge my batteries a bit then that was accomplished thanks to the bloodiest, gore-infested tampon laying like a sweet baby on top of all that human trash. Smelling salts for the soul. She knew exactly what she did. She had to have.
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If we are looking for gross dick related stories I publicly beat off while calling for illum on a dare. One time we were watching a power station outside of Abu grhaib. Every night I would call for some illumination rounds to be fired from the mortars at the nearby FOB. In an escalating series of dares I called for mortar rounds while beating off. I was on top of a building in a bunker doing the initial calls and warmup. I had porn on my ipod going and fire direction control on the radio. Illumination rounds are a shell the bursts open at a predetermined altitude and location and drops an incredibly bright flare suspended by a parachute. These can light up a square kilometer almost if they are the big ones. They also drift with the wind. I called in the four rounds in a way that would have them pass right over me turning night into day. As the began to burst and light up our compound I knew it was my time... I walked around the sandbag wall and stood on the edge of the building facing the center of our area and went to town. I could hear a "what the fuuuuck?" drift up from below right before I came.
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I'm not a vet or a regular GIP poster, but I would like to buy a couple of copies.
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Aug 20, 2016 23:39
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the original had gleep glop's KAF diarrhea shitter story and the Pvt Buckmaster story (complete with pictures) I second inclusion of the entire Marine OP, Shim's don't marry your fiance, and the last two.
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Aug 20, 2016 23:40
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Put the one with the mysterious conex that was buried with like 300k worth of poo poo in there or the Lt. who was responsible for the lost nods
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Aug 20, 2016 23:46
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Vasudus had two great stories: the time he invaded Syria and the 9-line cat bite one.
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Aug 20, 2016 23:53
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holocaust bloopers posted:Vasudus had two great stories: the time he invaded Syria and the 9-line cat bite one. The Syrian invasion was a pretty great story
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I think its the drunk thread or one of the others but i always enjoy the cell phone pics of crazy briefing slides like the sexting ones and being safe with pokemon go
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Aug 21, 2016 01:32
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I'm down for one
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Aug 21, 2016 03:08
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I'm down for one.
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Aug 21, 2016 20:33
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I'm down for three.
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New thread is up for ordering books.
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