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could i be drunk on one or is this like bicycles and horses where they had to make a state law to stop drunk people from finding other means of transportation
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Aug 12, 2016 21:35
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Retarded_Clown_ posted:What would you guys do if one day you woke up in the Pokémon world? That would be so cool. I'd probably become a Pokémon trainer, traveling the world collecting badges and pokemon. Awesome. And you all? What would you guys do?
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Aug 12, 2016 21:36
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UM! iTS AN ELECTRIC MOUSE YOU gently caress. not a cat loving retarted bitch
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Aug 12, 2016 21:41
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Oberleutnant posted:UM! iTS AN ELECTRIC MOUSE YOU gently caress. not a cat
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Aug 12, 2016 21:47
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I'm gonna go see the space shuttle Columbia at the museum
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Aug 12, 2016 21:48
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Hector Beerlioz posted:I'm gonna go see the space shuttle Columbia at the museum
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Aug 12, 2016 21:51
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a hole-y ghost posted:That one blew up dummy 
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Aug 12, 2016 21:54
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Oberleutnant posted:UM! iTS AN ELECTRIC MOUSE YOU gently caress. not a cat Back off bro, I'm armed. 
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Aug 12, 2016 21:56
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Aug 12, 2016 21:59
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I'd probably get killed just like most of the population. Ash would have been dead in the first episode if electrocution worked realistically in Pokemon.
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Aug 12, 2016 22:28
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Lol imagine if there were actually pikachus!!!! And all the nerds in the park playing pokemon were all trying to catch them so they could grind them up to make candy or whatever they do in that game. Would be hosed up. Anyways the best pokemen are the ones that are just a thing with a face on it, like geodude, voltorb, ghastly, koffing, etc. Also this mofucker is rad and I would use him to jack up my car when I change my tires 
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Aug 12, 2016 22:38
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Oberleutnant posted:UM! iTS AN ELECTRIC MOUSE YOU gently caress. not a cat Someone painted a meowth like a pikachu? Sounds like the work of Team Rocket to me!
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Aug 12, 2016 22:45
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If pokemans were real professor Oak would be railing all y'alls moms
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Aug 12, 2016 22:46
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I've caught a shoe several, in fact (kinda smelly tho)
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Aug 12, 2016 22:49
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In the world of pokémon there are dirty Persians everywhere, making GBS threads all over the place
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Aug 12, 2016 23:03
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There's some term in the pokemon community, I don't remember because I'm not a child, but it relates to the in-universe descriptions of many pokemon as having terrifying abilities no animal has or should ever have, as simple conditions of being alive. Digletts can cause earthquakes. Pupitar can devour mountains and Machamps can move four mountains at once. Magcargo is literally hotter than the sun and I doubt he's the only one. Pretty much every regular ol' ghost type torments people for sustenance and a few of them are outright killers. Many legendary pokemon are deities credited with the creation/guardianship of time and space and the world, or are avatars of creation and destruction, and even the ones that aren't outright gods are powerful psychics, time-travelers, and harbingers of natural disasters. tl;dr pretty scary, but pretty neat I guess until one inevitably kills you
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Aug 12, 2016 23:54
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also I would stand in one place in my house forever and ever, waiting to tell little burglars what a loving great ball is. yeah, my house is twice as big on the inside as the outside. it's still like 40sq.ft. No, there's no toilet. Thats what grimer is for. im cute fucked around with this message at 00:02 on Aug 13, 2016 |
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Aug 12, 2016 23:58
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End Of Worlds posted:there are several pokemon id gently caress Lapras has those come to bed eyes  Gat drat
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Aug 13, 2016 00:06
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lots of kids would drown in ponds and by "kids" I mean "people age 1.5-60"
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Aug 13, 2016 00:12
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I'd have sex with Brock
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G.I. Jaw posted:I'd have sex with Brock Officer Jenny 4 me she's cool and has a motorcycle
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Aug 13, 2016 00:28
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Fire isla-and (fire, fire island) - it's a funky weekend (funky) a funky funky weeke-end Fire isla-and (fire, fire island) - it's a funky weekend (funky) a funky funky weeke-end It's the place where you'll find me, the sun and sea, the place where love is free, yeah Fire isla-and (fire, fire island) - it's a funky weekend (funky) a funky funky weeke-end Fire isla-and (fire, fire island) - it's a funky weekend (funky) a funky funky weeke-end You never know just who you meet, maybe someone out of your wildest fantasies, yeah Fire isla-and (fire, fire island) - it's a funky weekend (funky) a funky funky weeke-end Don't go in the bushes, don't go in the bushes Don't go in the bushes, someone might grab ya, someone might grab ya Don't go in the bushes, don't go, don't go in the bushes Don't go in the bushes, someone might stab ya, someone might stab ya, yeah Don't go in the bushes, no, someone might grab ya, someone might grab ya Don't go in the bushes, someone might stab ya, someone might stab ya Fire isla-and (fire, fire island) - it's a funky weekend (funky) a funky funky weeke-end Fire isla-and (fire, fire island) - it's a funky weekend (funky) a funky funky weeke-end Sea, plane or train will take you there-ere, it's a paradi-ise, there's also bus or cab, yeah Fire isla-and (fire, fire island) - it's a funky weekend (funky) a funky funky weeke-end Fire isla-and (fire, fire island) - it's a funky weekend (funky) a funky funky weeke-end We can scream, but let's sing, we can do each other's thi-ing, yeah Fire isla-and (fire, fire island) - it's a funky weekend (funky) a funky funky weeke-end Don't go in the bushes, don't go in the bushes, no Don't go in the bushes, someone might grab ya, someone might grab ya Don't go in the bushes, don't go - in the bushes Don't go in the bushes, someone might stab ya, yeah-eah Groove at the Ice Palace (get on down at the Monster) Been there, been there (been there at the Blue Whale) Peckin', I'm peckin (peckin' at the Sandpiper) Pumpin, I'm pumpin (pumpin' at the Botel) (Fire island, fire island) I'll take your hand (fire island) you take mine We'll hit the groove (fire island) and really shake the times There's a house (fire island) on your back Boogie on down (fire island) follow me back (Fire island, fire island) I'll take your hand (fire island) you take mine We'll hit the groove (fire island) and really shake the times There's a house (fire island) on your back Boogie on down (fire island) follow me back
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Aug 13, 2016 08:27
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i'd stick my dick in a dolphin's blowhole
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Aug 13, 2016 08:29
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I would probably be driven mad by all the boring conversations. I get it, we live in the world of pokemon. That doesn't mean every conversation has to be about pokemon. I want to know about you, not about how great your loving pidgey is or whatever.
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Aug 13, 2016 08:55
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I wonder what we would eat in pokemon world, as, like, cows and sheep and stuff could probably turn you inside out and make you into a surfboard or something. and all the grass types you either make you fall asleep, stoned or poison you,
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Aug 13, 2016 12:31
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They're sentient creatures who can sometimes even talk and communicate, clearly intelligent. Why shouldn't we get to put our penises inside them?
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Aug 13, 2016 12:33
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Zzulu posted:They're sentient creatures who can sometimes even talk and communicate, clearly intelligent. Why shouldn't we get to put our penises inside them? The first guy to have AIDS asked a very similar question!
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Aug 13, 2016 16:02
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everyone in this thread that demonstrated knowledge of this poo poo just got baited by op into outing themselves as retards
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Aug 13, 2016 16:11
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Robot Pride posted:everyone in this thread that demonstrated knowledge of this poo poo just got baited by op into outing themselves as retards Actually pokemon is in fact good, idiot.
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Aug 13, 2016 16:32
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Germstore posted:Actually pokemon is in fact good, idiot. - a baby
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Aug 13, 2016 16:43
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Robot Pride posted:- a baby With that attitude you'll never be the very best like no one ever was-
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Aug 13, 2016 16:48
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Zzulu posted:They're sentient creatures who can sometimes even talk and communicate, clearly intelligent. Why shouldn't we get to put our penises inside them? quote:Salandit females not only release toxic gases, they can also emit pheromones that attract males of all species, including Pokémon and humans. Inhaling these pheromones may cause opponents to be controlled by Salandit’s will.
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I would spend all my energy trying to become a dragon type pokemon, or merge with one by replicating that accident Bill had.
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