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Do not use the kettle. On a similar note, ejaculate into the kettle.
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8-Bit Scholar posted:I'll sleep fine, since this is basically all expenses paid I got a fat loving Italian dinner and now I'm half comatose. enjoy your trip forums friend
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symbolic posted:cut a hole in the mattress and gently caress it threaten mattress if it tries to call the cops
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Aug 18, 2016 02:49
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I stayed in a hotel for work once. Started railing the cleaning chick on day three. Can recommend.
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Aug 18, 2016 06:15
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pls tell me op just how u have defiled urself tonight
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Aug 18, 2016 06:17
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Try to figure out where the hidden camera is. Write letters to loved ones on La Quinta Inn stationery, you world beater you. It'll be OK, just pretend all of those obvious signs of forced entry don't exist.
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Aug 18, 2016 07:10
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Jesus Christ posted:print up a goatse and hide it behind one of the paintings on the wall. Years from now when they're renovating/redecorating/tearing down the hotel somebody will pull down that painting and BAM! goatse'd! this is a good idea and I stay in hotels a lot but have never thought of this well now I have a new thing to do
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Aug 18, 2016 07:26
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I am in a hotel now actually and wish I had a goatse printed
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Aug 18, 2016 07:27
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I hope op scheduled a wake up call so he didn't sleep in!
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Aug 18, 2016 13:54
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Nah I'm good, I wake up early by nature these days.
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Aug 18, 2016 14:07
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OctoberBlues posted:One time when I was traveling for work I bought a frozen burrito and then realized the room didn't have a microwave because it was an actual nice hotel (I think I made a thread about this), so I put it in the sink still wrapped and ran hot water over it for like an hour, lol. This is the saddest thing, whyyy?
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Aug 18, 2016 14:15
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Indy posted:This is the saddest thing, whyyy? tbh, I don't know.
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Aug 18, 2016 14:18
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Put an ear to the wall to try and hear other hotel guests loving, while rubbing your dick. Listen very hard until you at least imagine you hear sex noises, rub faster and faster until you blow your load, then move your ear to another part of a wall and repeat. Keep doing this until just before checkout time, then take a picture of the room's greasy earmark-covered walls to post here. Be nice though, no spooge pics. At checkout, ask for the hotel manager. Tell him you have a sore neck due to a bad mattress, and want your money refunded. If you don't get it, piss on him. Tell 'em I sent you.
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Aug 18, 2016 14:27
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So OP what's it like to be a person with so little self control and willpower that you think you need foreign agents in your body chemistry to be a normal person?
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Aug 18, 2016 14:33
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Teikanmi posted:So OP what's it like to be a person with so little self control and willpower that you think you need foreign agents in your body chemistry to be a normal person? Ask your mom.
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Aug 18, 2016 14:39
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Just do enough weight lifting that when it comes to be time to leave, you are so buff that you can't fit through the door straight-on and can easily stare down anyone who tells you to turn to the side. Then when they can't kick you out and you apparently can't leave, local TV news will arrive to see this freakish event, and you can prob spin a book out of it called 5* Fitness or some other hotel-related thing. Gotta think of stuff like that op not just hedonism.
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Aug 18, 2016 14:47
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8-Bit Scholar posted:Ask your mom. drat
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Aug 18, 2016 15:33
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8-Bit Scholar posted:Ask your mom.
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Aug 18, 2016 16:36
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Autoerotic asphyxiation, obviously OP. That's basically what hotel rooms are for.
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Well, I may very well be impending a job offer in the next day. The big question is whether I want to take it, particularly with another tempting, but less certain offer on the horizon. Hopefully they'll give me a week.
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