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S'nice. This whole trip is probably going to be a waste, but it's a waste on someone else's dime, so I can't complain. But I dunno what to do in a hotel room by myself. Goons what do you do in hotel rooms by yourself?
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I put tv on and use a ton of towels. It's nice
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8-Bit Scholar posted:Goons what do you do in hotel rooms by yourself? figure out where to ejaculate where no one else has ejaculated before, and do it and also ejaculate on everything to ensure your dominance anyways
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8-Bit Scholar posted:S'nice. This whole trip is probably going to be a waste, but it's a waste on someone else's dime, so I can't complain. But I dunno what to do in a hotel room by myself. walk around naked. sit on all the chairs
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Aug 17, 2016 23:02
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Jack off
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Aug 17, 2016 23:01
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Get insanely drunk and sleep in the shower after
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fists with your toes
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Get really drunk, that's about it
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Aug 17, 2016 23:03
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Everyone has taken my answers. I'll go with, ten tacos from taco bell, with fire sauce and destroy the toilet.
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VendaGoat posted:Everyone has taken my answers. oh yeah--poo poo with the bathroom door open, gotta do that e: holy poo poo i absent mindedly hit alt-S like I was sending an outlook email and it posted!
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Aug 17, 2016 23:05
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take some xanex and chill
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Aug 17, 2016 23:05
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I stopped drinking and have no money of my own to spend. :/ I'm sort of annoyed TBH, I've been paid to come out here for essentially a job interview and I'm certain I'll ace it, but they also sprung a surprise drug test too which I'm certain I'll fail. Maybe I should just charge a bunch of expensive poo poo to the room account just for that.
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Aug 17, 2016 23:06
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Maybe you could cut up a bunch of pieces of paper and write your hotel and room # on them and then just walk around handing them to attractive women. You never know op!!
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Aug 17, 2016 23:07
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turn the AC on high the entire time also leave the sink running always
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Aug 17, 2016 23:08
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make a drug test cheating kit like macguyver would do out of the things found in your hotel room
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Chinatown posted:turn the AC on high the entire time also leave the sink running always One time when I was traveling for work I bought a frozen burrito and then realized the room didn't have a microwave because it was an actual nice hotel (I think I made a thread about this), so I put it in the sink still wrapped and ran hot water over it for like an hour, lol.
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They are loving dumb if they foot the bill for your trip but then spring a drug test on you. Check local and fed laws, I think a lot of employers stop doing pre-hire drug tests due to maybe some new legislation(so I hear) that if you fail a drug test, it's on them to get you into a program and stuff to get clean so they can hire you.
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Aug 17, 2016 23:10
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If you're not retarded, you've already scoured craigslist for an outcall escort and they're on the way over right now. Don't take a shower before they get there because they'll ask you to shower when they get there.
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Pro tip: don't analyze any discoloration in the carpet, you don't want to know. Also if the floor and room feel damp to you, it is and you should wear some flip flops. Also cum on the comforter, they never wash that only the sheets. And check craigslist personals for a local hookup you're already in the hotel! There's so much to do
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interwhat posted:They are loving dumb if they foot the bill for your trip but then spring a drug test on you. Check local and fed laws, I think a lot of employers stop doing pre-hire drug tests due to maybe some new legislation(so I hear) that if you fail a drug test, it's on them to get you into a program and stuff to get clean so they can hire you. Well, there's a bit more to it--the fact of the matter is that the business I am applying for is run by a literal goddamn crazy person with a lot of money and a penchant for physically assaulting public figures. It's one of those situations where "it doesn't hurt to hear them out" but it's also not a job I'm exactly chomping at the bit for. But yes, I agree, it's incredibly dumb on their part to pay my way just for that, particularly when I pass all their tests with flying colors otherwise.
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Maybe the drug test is to make sure you use drugs?
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SERPUS posted:If you're not retarded, you've already scoured craigslist for an outcall escort and they're on the way over right now. Don't take a shower before they get there because they'll ask you to shower when they get there. Make sure your wallet and valuables are in plain sight when you do!
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Aug 17, 2016 23:16
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poop into the minifridge
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Aug 17, 2016 23:18
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Go over the whole room with a blacklight and then sleep in your car.
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Aug 17, 2016 23:20
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trash the room if it's on Frank's credit card
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Captain Yossarian posted:Jack off
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8-Bit Scholar posted:Well, there's a bit more to it--the fact of the matter is that the business I am applying for is run by a literal goddamn crazy person with a lot of money and a penchant for physically assaulting public figures. It's one of those situations where "it doesn't hurt to hear them out" but it's also not a job I'm exactly chomping at the bit for. But yes, I agree, it's incredibly dumb on their part to pay my way just for that, particularly when I pass all their tests with flying colors otherwise. You're probably fine. I imagine employers see the weed, shrug and look for the real red flags: benzos and opiates
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Drink beer and watch TV.
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8-Bit Scholar posted:they also sprung a surprise drug test too which I'm certain I'll fail. Good. Hopefully they give the job to someone who actually gives a gently caress about their life.
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^^^^^ -- I sure hope so!interwhat posted:You're probably fine. I imagine employers see the weed, shrug and look for the real red flags: benzos and opiates This is also my theory, the guy I spoke to seemed to come just shy of saying "don't worry too much" himself, but we'll see. I suspect that so long as I don't screw up the test they have set up for me tomorrow, I oughta be fine and hey, if not? It's their loss far more than mine, especially given the sort of reputation this business has accrued (thanks to its insane owner)
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what drugs hav eyou done
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Take advantage of the privacy and quiet presented to think of something interesting about yourself or your personal circumstances to share with strangers After failing to do so, post it anyway
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interwhat posted:They are loving dumb if they foot the bill for your trip but then spring a drug test on you. Check local and fed laws, I think a lot of employers stop doing pre-hire drug tests due to maybe some new legislation(so I hear) that if you fail a drug test, it's on them to get you into a program and stuff to get clean so they can hire you. Lol. There's absolutely no way this true.
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All you can do is make a good impression, maybe they'll help you out with that weed problem you got, sinner. You kinda waited till the last minute though, I coulda told you to get some clean piss from somebody, tape it in a travel shampoo container to your leg under your balls or vag for correct temperature and pour the poo poo right in.
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Wall Balls posted:what drugs hav eyou done Well, I quit cigarettes and alcohol so honestly I feel like I do fewer drugs than ever before
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Find the hookers using the hotel and see if you can get a discount
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also random question, why are there two different grindr apps on the app store? Which one is the best one? I'm asking for a friend who just wants to get his dick sucked nqa from a clean cut dude. thanks.
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