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flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

The Management posted:

switch their keyboard to a locale close to their language but not exactly the same.
i nominate canadian multilingual standard

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echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
turn on sticky keys

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

echinopsis posted:

turn on sticky keys

Don't jizz on the keyboard m8

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Turn on that loving thing that changes their keyboard layout when they press Shift-Alt or Win-Space. "Per-application", if you can manage.

Serves em right. Fuckers.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Come to think of it, soak their seat in lighter fluid. Same difference.

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Captain Foo posted:

Don't jizz on the keyboard m8

am I the only one that's never experienced jizz being sticky? it's a lot of things but idk
about being sticky

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Is this your way of telling your dude's been pissing on you this whole time or what? Cause there's other threads for that, just sayin.

There Will Be Penalty
May 18, 2002

Makes a great pet!

flakeloaf posted:

i nominate canadian multilingual standard

QWERTZ

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Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

your balls, op

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