|
sometimes people leave their displays unlocked when they are afk (away from the keyboard for the normies) and that's a bad idea because it gives people a chance to mess with them what are some funny things to put on an unlocked display so that the person remembers to lock their screen obvious goatse nomination for op
|
#
?
Aug 19, 2016 21:28
|
|
|
|
| # ? May 4, 2024 09:58 |
|
|
printscr their desktop and hide icons
|
|
#
?
Aug 19, 2016 21:28
|
|
|
Zamujasa posted:printscr their desktop and hide icons nice, coming in with a classic
|
|
#
?
Aug 19, 2016 21:34
|
|
|
goatse
|
|
#
?
Aug 19, 2016 21:34
|
|
|
shaggar leave
|
|
#
?
Aug 19, 2016 21:35
|
|
|
meatspin.
|
|
#
?
Aug 19, 2016 21:39
|
|
|
we always used to set their wallpaper to whatever was the first result of a GIS for "horse" later there was a batfile forkbomb with an ASCII horse in it but that guy couldn't lock a computer to save his life
|
|
#
?
Aug 19, 2016 21:42
|
|
|
a portrait of angela lansbury
|
|
#
?
Aug 19, 2016 21:44
|
|
|
rotate display 90°
|
|
#
?
Aug 19, 2016 22:00
|
|
|
BSOD if michaelsoft
|
|
#
?
Aug 19, 2016 22:03
|
|
|
A Wallpaper of Lum From Urusei Yatsura, One Of Rumiko Takahashi's Finest Works
|
|
#
?
Aug 19, 2016 22:03
|
|
|
mayonnaise or a suitable mayonnaise-like fluid
|
|
#
?
Aug 19, 2016 22:08
|
|
|
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8JMDj9PHvq0
|
|
#
?
Aug 19, 2016 22:22
|
|
|
is it still possible to use an animated gif for your wallpaper in windows?
|
|
#
?
Aug 19, 2016 22:29
|
|
|
alias ls='ls .. '
|
|
#
?
Aug 19, 2016 23:48
|
|
|
alias ssh='ssh localhost #'
|
|
#
?
Aug 19, 2016 23:53
|
|
|
Karate Bastard posted:alias ssh='ssh localhost #' rude
|
|
#
?
Aug 20, 2016 01:42
|
|
|
gentoo
|
|
#
?
Aug 20, 2016 01:54
|
|
|
change their secret background to unclas
|
|
#
?
Aug 20, 2016 03:37
|
|
|
Karate Bastard posted:alias ls='sl'
|
|
#
?
Aug 20, 2016 03:50
|
|
|
send some threats to some heads of state
|
|
#
?
Aug 20, 2016 03:53
|
|
|
Jonny 290 posted:send some threats to some heads of state
|
|
#
?
Aug 20, 2016 03:58
|
|
|
Jonny 290 posted:send some threats to some heads of state
|
|
#
?
Aug 20, 2016 06:45
|
|
|
Jonny 290 posted:send some threats to some heads of state 
|
|
#
?
Aug 20, 2016 08:57
|
|
|
Jonny 290 posted:send some threats to some heads of state
|
|
#
?
Aug 20, 2016 09:27
|
|
|
code:
|
|
#
?
Aug 20, 2016 10:31
|
|
|
dunno op how about a nice pusheen cat or jon snow. thatd be so random
|
|
#
?
Aug 20, 2016 20:24
|
|
|
shaq
|
|
#
?
Aug 20, 2016 20:42
|
|
|
Phoenixan posted:shaq This is good
|
|
#
?
Aug 20, 2016 20:55
|
|
|
tchange their touchpad scrolling direction
|
|
#
?
Aug 20, 2016 21:55
|
|
|
turn on stickykeys and filterkeys
|
|
#
?
Aug 20, 2016 21:58
|
|
|
MALE SHOEGAZE posted:tchange their touchpad scrolling direction and throw on cursor trails
|
|
#
?
Aug 21, 2016 14:09
|
|
|
spill a sticky drink over their keyboard and screen
|
|
#
?
Aug 21, 2016 15:04
|
|
|
if it's at work, just email goatse to his/her manager
|
|
#
?
Aug 21, 2016 15:38
|
|
|
bring up YOSPOS on his screen and get them a visit from the FBI
|
|
#
?
Aug 21, 2016 16:44
|
|
|
Sham bam bamina! posted:turn on stickykeys and filterkeys this is too far
|
|
#
?
Aug 21, 2016 16:55
|
|
|
switch their keyboard to a locale close to their language but not exactly the same.
|
|
#
?
Aug 21, 2016 16:56
|
|
|
get on their computer, open up a browser, search for job postings at a local competing firm, leave one open on the screen
|
|
#
?
Aug 21, 2016 17:08
|
|
|
once I did this in uni library and left close up of some anal sex porn (well photographed of course) but I look back now and cringe it's like passive sexual assault
|
|
#
?
Aug 21, 2016 20:47
|
|
|
|
| # ? May 4, 2024 09:58 |
|
|
echinopsis posted:once I did this in uni library and left close up of some anal sex porn (well photographed of course) but I look back now and cringe it's like passive sexual assault as long as it's tasteful then it really isn't an issue and most people would surely respond with praise and clapping when i was in college we would go into the computer lab in our engineering building between classes to check our e-mail (pre smart phone/ipad dystopia) and after checking e-mail would queue up a nice fat job of 700 full-color copies of dicks and gay porn sent to the printers in the computer labs in the business administration building i can't believe i'm not in jail right now for this
|
|
#
?
Aug 21, 2016 20:56
|
|