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Cnut the Great posted:Yeah the worst that can happen is he single-handedly drives her off public transportation actually the worst that could happen is he stammers and trips, sending her flying out the bus door into traffic and she dies, and he is so ashamed and traumatized that he resolves to kill himself, but before he can, a gamma ray burst burns the atmosphere and sterilizes the surface of the earth
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Jose posted:i don't know this story but has anyone considered he might be stephen merchant because he has a story about an attractive homeless woman lmao
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OMGVBFLOL posted:actually the worst that could happen is he stammers and trips, sending her flying out the bus door into traffic and she dies, and he is so ashamed and traumatized that he resolves to kill himself, but before he can, a gamma ray burst burns the atmosphere and sterilizes the surface of the earth Yeah, but the gamma ray burst would happen anyway being already en route now, with no causal relationship to him asking her out. I'm going to go with him striking out so badly that his shame collapses into a microscopic black hole which triggers a false vacuum decay event which destroys the entire universe. 
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You want to get her into a conversation but need a third party so it's not too obvious. Hire a prostitute. You sit on one side of ginger. Prostitute on the other side. "Oy. Guvnor. You look right book smart you do. What do the words on this pill bottle mean?"
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Sep 3, 2016 00:37
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Are you from Tennessee? Because you are the only ten I see!!1 She will immediately take you back to her place for some sex
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talk to her about atheism and your asthma attacks, op
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Sep 3, 2016 01:11
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Keep smelling your finger. Make her curious
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Fintilgin posted:Yeah, but the gamma ray burst would happen anyway being already en route now, with no causal relationship to him asking her out. i'm just going to take your word on it and not click that link
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