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Every morning this ginger gets on my bus and every morning, getting off at the same stop, sbe smiles and says cheers in her breathy voice when i let her go down the stairs before me. I well wanna smash it. How do i approach inthis day and age without being a creepo?
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opus111 posted:Every morning this ginger gets on my bus and every morning, getting off at the same stop, sbe smiles and says cheers in her breathy voice when i let her go down the stairs before me. I well wanna smash it. How do i approach inthis day and age without being a creepo? follow her home
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Sep 2, 2016 08:28
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buy xher jewlry. womyn love jewlery.
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Sep 2, 2016 08:29
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i know because i have lots of sex
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Sep 2, 2016 08:29
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Op next time u gotta neg that skank by barging past and not letting her get out first. Women are turned on by assertiveness and confidence
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Sep 2, 2016 08:29
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sniff her hair like a mod
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Sep 2, 2016 08:33
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Whatever you are doing now seems to be working out just fine. Don''t gently caress it up
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Sep 2, 2016 08:34
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Approach from behind and stay in her blind spots.
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Sep 2, 2016 08:35
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No. I change my answer to, "How long have you been a school bus driver?"
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Sep 2, 2016 08:36
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Tell her your dick is out for DAK!
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Sep 2, 2016 08:38
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ask her to marry you
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Sep 2, 2016 08:38
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"Hi, would you like to do X normal activity with me" A cafe if it is day time. A bar if it is night time. Exchange contact info. If you are on the spectrum, try rehearsing a few lines: "Hi, my name is Tom, would you like to go to the cafe up the street?" If she says "yes, but I have to be at work soon" she is saying she is interested, and you should ask for her contact info to arrange a later time that works for both of you. If she says "I have to be at work soon" she is not interested, and is offering a polite excuse. You should not push this further. If you get a rejection, just say "Ok, have a nice day" and move on with your worthless life
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Sep 2, 2016 08:40
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She's Jenny, and you're Forest Gump. "You can sit here if ya want!"
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Sep 2, 2016 08:41
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If you are considering interacting with humans on a regular basis, I can't recommend this book more. Human Relations: Strategies for Success 4th Edition by Lowell H. Lamberton and Leslie Minor
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Sep 2, 2016 08:43
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tell her youre an atheist and that she satisfies all ur specifications for a female, which include breathiness and red hair
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Sep 2, 2016 08:45
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opus111 posted:sbe smiles and says cheers do you live in England or is she one of those wanna-be-English Doctor Who fans
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Sep 2, 2016 08:49
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On the level conversation "Hello, I'm ____" The subtext; "I want to feed you my dick" The supertext; "I'm lonely from a life of solitary, most likely confinement of life with my mother"
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Sep 2, 2016 08:52
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Ein cooler Typ posted:do you live in England or is she one of those wanna-be-English Doctor Who fans The former, hence attractive reheads using busses!
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Sep 2, 2016 08:53
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gingers aren't attractive is she a ginger or is she a normal redhead
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Sep 2, 2016 08:54
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Ein cooler Typ posted:gingers aren't attractive British women dye their hair fire engine red to distract you from their teeth. The OP would be safer putting his dick in a Rototiller.
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Sep 2, 2016 08:58
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Ein cooler Typ posted:gingers aren't attractive Not sure, its not bright red. She has really great tits and milky skin though. Not sure about her arse because of the weird angles we stand at when exiting the bus. I plan on upping my scoping game next week tho. I did see her at lunch once but she was sat down.
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Sep 2, 2016 08:59
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i too struggle to reconcile the part of me thats a woke rear end modern man with the part itching to go caveman on some strange
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Sep 2, 2016 09:01
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opus111 posted:Not sure, its not bright red. She has really great tits and milky skin though. Not sure about her arse because of the weird angles we stand at when exiting the bus. I plan on upping my scoping game next week tho. I did see her at lunch once but she was sat down. buy binoculars
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Sep 2, 2016 09:02
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Not sure if it has been mentioned, but have you tried to suck her dick? you fuckman.
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Sep 2, 2016 09:02
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opus111 posted:Not sure, its not bright red. She has really great tits and milky skin though. Not sure about her arse because of the weird angles we stand at when exiting the bus. I plan on upping my scoping game next week tho. I did see her at lunch once but she was sat down. mystery solved
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Sep 2, 2016 09:03
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talk to her about the newest Eastenders that's what people in England talk about
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Sep 2, 2016 09:06
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William Stoner posted:"Hi, would you like to do X normal activity with me" The problem is that i see her every morning so the risk of shame is high. I need to somehow trick her nto spending time with me so i can let my personality shine.
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Sep 2, 2016 09:15
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Maybe the most beautiful girl I've ever seen irl was a blonde ~Persian girl on a bus except she had a full on blonde lady moustache. She was so amazing looking that it didn't even matter. It would have been weird so I didn't but I wish I'd have got a pic with her.
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Sep 2, 2016 09:17
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if she looks tired that morning wave some smelling salts under her nose, then make a big deal about how it's not a big deal you're just that kind of guy
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Sep 2, 2016 09:18
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opus111 posted:The problem is that i see her every morning so the risk of shame is high. I need to somehow trick her nto spending time with me so i can let my personality shine. Ask her to come to your house to help shred alyoominium cans for recycling. 
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Sep 2, 2016 09:33
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opus111 posted:Every morning this ginger gets on my bus and every morning, getting off at the same stop, sbe smiles and says cheers in her breathy voice when i let her go down the stairs before me. I well wanna smash it. How do i approach inthis day and age without being a creepo? sniff her hair from behind like former gbs mod senior woodchuck
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Sep 2, 2016 09:36
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scalp her with a tomahawk like a wild indian
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Sep 2, 2016 09:39
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my fav bus pick up line is "YO BITCH YOU RIDE THIS BUS OFTEN? CUZ I GOT MY OWN CAR AND I JUST RIDE THIS BUS TO MEET FEMALES."
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Sep 2, 2016 09:41
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Would you like this seat m'lady? Tis the only seat that does not have feces visibly on it.
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Sep 2, 2016 09:44
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Sit next to her and then begin slowly turning your head towards. I mean incrementally slow - like you know how you can't tell if clouds are moving unless you really pay attention? - that slow. She won't notice your head turning until, all of a sudden, she looks up, there's your face and you are locked in direct eye contact with her. I mean really emphasis this, open your eyes all the way. Don't blink. DON'T YOU DARE loving BLINK.
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Sep 2, 2016 09:46
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Ask her what her Plenty of Fish username is and then say "thanks, maybe I'll check it out".
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Sep 2, 2016 09:47
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opus111 posted:Every morning this ginger gets on my bus and every morning, getting off at the same stop, sbe smiles and says cheers in her breathy voice when i let her go down the stairs before me. I well wanna smash it. How do i approach inthis day and age without being a creepo?
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Sep 2, 2016 09:49
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seriously like bus chicks practically flood out the bus when you mention you have a car
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Sep 2, 2016 09:51
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jBrereton posted:Gotta think of some good lines, op, like "Ere love are you a cup of tea? Coz I'm a ginger nut!" or "What's your take on this doctor's strike then?". Thats good cos our bus rolls past a huge hospital where the strikes are quite visible. Whats your take on these strikes cos you just stopped my heart!
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Sep 2, 2016 09:52
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have you smelled her hair yet op?
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Sep 2, 2016 09:55
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