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Teikanmi posted:Applewhite you should know better than to post NSA threads, especially ones with 0 content in GBS 3.0 Yeah sorry.
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Lasher posted:They how will people know I'm a manly man? Leave the mustache. Obviously.
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Got ED? Come to our clinic and start dating and banging girls young enough to be your granddaughter. The car is definitely hers. Because you're a manly man. mds2 posted:I'd buy this. Calluses suck I just use a razor though. Khorne fucked around with this message at 20:47 on Oct 2, 2016 |
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Lasher posted:They how will people know I'm a manly man? It's called "being a provider" and it's the manliest thing you can do besides buying any number of products advertized in MEN'S HEALTH using buff dudes, large tires, and chains.
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*Eats a black-painted tactical banana for lunch*
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Lasher posted:They how will people know I'm a manly man? Suck all the dicks? 
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Applewhite posted:I'm a MAN and that means I need a MAN sized dildo. The Ramrod 5000 is the only dildo made by MEN for MEN. Twelve solid inches of rear end-blasting power cast in high impact rubber reinforced with the same steel they use on the M1A1 Abrams tank wrapped around a carbon core for maximum rigidness with no loss of flexibility. It doesn't just massage my prostate, it DESTROYS it! Women can keep their little pink clit ticklers, give me the RAMROD 5000! lmao @ this wimpy poo poo real men use the FALCON MANRAMMER for MAN-SIZED ACTION not enough for you? your rear end in a top hat craves a more rugged ride? gently caress right on down to the DICK RAMBONE proudly made in America 
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les enfants Terrific! posted:lmao @ this wimpy poo poo Nice dicksword.
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Guys like Us don't have time for the undesirables. We want whats Ours and we want it Now. Don't settle for inferior wine... Oxidize your next bottle with the ÆRATOR 
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Do YOU want a PENILE CHASTITY CAGE that WON'T make you look like a PUSSY??
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Ork of Fiction posted:Do YOU want a PENILE CHASTITY CAGE that WON'T make you look like a PUSSY?? WHAT if I WANT to TUCK BACK my DONG and NADS so it KIND of looks LIK a VAGINA??
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Rockin Orthodontist posted:Nice dicksword. thansk I made it myself
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naem posted:WHAT if I WANT to TUCK BACK my DONG and NADS so it KIND of looks LIK a VAGINA?? Then get ready to say "Goodbye Horses" with GRIPTECH's new 100 MILE PER HOUR GAFF TAPE! The same tape used by US AIR FORCE STUNT PILOTS, The Blue Angels to CONCEAL THEIR PENISES and create a BELIEVABLE FLAT FRONT for the TIGHTEST looks around!
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Gosh with some of these you could play "sex toy or table lamp?" https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B...GD6HDWH8AH&th=1
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Aw man... now I'm going to have Amazon ads featuring a giant anal stretching device following me around until an break down and buy it. 
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Rockin Orthodontist posted:Gosh with some of these you could play "sex toy or table lamp?" https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B...GD6HDWH8AH&th=1  INSEMINATE!
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extra stout posted:I said I'm fishing for bluegill man I actually eat the fish Jesus man, you eat bait. Bluegills aren't food they're what you use to catch food you drat Yankee
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That's great. Did you make it yourself?
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There'd better be a Dalek with a dildo arm on the other end of that link. That or a dildo shaped like a Dalek.
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*man with dirt all over his face and stubble walks into the shot* Man: When it's been a long day *camera angle change* Man: And you're tired from getting rowdy and wild with the boys *camera angle change* Man: And rustling up the cattle *camera angle change* Man: And downing some bourbon with the boys again over a campfire out in the plains *camera angle change* Man: And shooting the poo poo and also nearly any dang living thing that wanders onto my here property *camera angle change* Man: I feel safe knowing I can come home to the overbearing pressure I feel that my life could be meaningless and every action I take is a baby step to the grave where it all snuffs out and I cease to exist drifting not into a void of darkness but nothingness with little left behind to remember me by when I take that dirt nap and my measly time on earth amounts to running on an inescapable hamster wheel built before my time by past political structures that ensure my charity and good intentions can never help anyone outside of my immediate influence and that I will live out these days knowingly with a limit to my impact on the world at large Man: and git r' done
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Rockin Orthodontist posted:That's great. Did you make it yourself? I did! 
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Applewhite posted:There'd better be a Dalek with a dildo arm on the other end of that link. Wish... granted
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