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Friginator
May 13, 2014

by zen death robot

Friginator posted:

I've always thought "All You Need Is Love" is possibly the dumbest load of horse poo poo ever, but the song is catchy, I guess. I just imagine going into a cancer ward and blasting that song full volume as the cells metastasize and the organs fail and suddenly the blood-stained vomit on the lips of bald children clinging to their lives of needles and tubes turns to rainbows and we all hold hands and everything is all right.

What the gently caress was I on last night? I do dislike that song but holy poo poo.

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RagnarIV
Jul 23, 2013

Man in Pink Armor
Every time I hear the lines in "All Star" that go

Somebody once asked
Can you spare some change for gas?
I gotta get myself out of this place;
I said "yep, what a concept,
I could use a little fuel myself
And we could all use a little change"

I want the first guy to say "thanks rear end in a top hat, do you have any loving change or not?"

Chrpno
Apr 17, 2006

RagnarIV posted:

Every time I hear the lines in "All Star" that go

Somebody once asked
Can you spare some change for gas?
I gotta get myself out of this place;
I said "yep, what a concept,
I could use a little fuel myself
And we could all use a little change"

I want the first guy to say "thanks rear end in a top hat, do you have any loving change or not?"

I like that one, I picture Smush Mouth staring off whimsically like Father Ted, ignoring the beggar.

Anyway, this sucks:
"You can take me where you will
Up the creek and through the mill"

Because it's the worst, laziest couplet right in the middle of one of the best songs by one of the best songwriters.

shut up netface
Jun 15, 2008
Journey with me into the mind of a maniac
born to be a killer since I came out the nutsack

pants in my pants
Aug 18, 2009

by Smythe

Five Cent Deposit posted:

I think it's fair to say that the Beastie Boys have pretty terrible lyrics

The Beastie Boys suck on the whole and I have no idea why they ever were popular.

Toys For Ass Bum
Feb 1, 2015

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tRwYQgk05DY

All the sweet, green icing flowing down
Someone left the cake out in the rain
I don't think that I can take it
'cause it took so long to bake it
And I'll never have that recipe again


oh no that poor cake :saddowns:

Cosmik Slop
Oct 9, 2007

What's a hole doing in my TARDIS?


glowstick party tonight posted:

There were plants and birds and rocks and things

I see. And what about the heat? Was it hot?

hexwren
Feb 27, 2008

Pecs On Spec posted:

The Beastie Boys suck on the whole and I have no idea why they ever were popular.

mlyp

all old memes are new posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tRwYQgk05DY

All the sweet, green icing flowing down
Someone left the cake out in the rain
I don't think that I can take it
'cause it took so long to bake it
And I'll never have that recipe again


oh no that poor cake :saddowns:

the hosed up thing is the same guy wrote two different songs about the same breakup. One was this abomination, the other was By the Time I Get to Phoenix, which is fantastic.

hexwren
Feb 27, 2008

has anyone said I'm serious as a cancer when I say that rhythm is a dancer yet

thomawesome
Jul 19, 2009
AND I FEEL AND I FEEL WHEN THE DOGS BEGIN TO SMELL HER








WILL SHE SMELL ALONE?

ChiefBuckethead
Aug 19, 2006
"There were plants and birds and rocks and things."

Rascar Capac
Aug 31, 2016

Surprisingly nice, for an evil Inca mummy.
Now you get to watch her leave out the window
Guess that's why they call it window pane

Lemon
May 22, 2003

Life by Des'ree is a drat good contender:

I don't want to see a ghost
It's the sight that I fear most
I'd rather have a piece of toast

Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004

i think that "way down yonder on the chattahoochee/ it gets hotter than a hootchie coochie" was the precise lyrical moment when country music stopped being an art form and started turning into honkies rapping.

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

TheBizzness
Oct 5, 2004

Reign on me.
Lol@rappers delight being the pinnacle of what rap music can be.

How does one even reach that conclusion.

The torch is the pinnacle of lighting!

Friginator
May 13, 2014

by zen death robot

TheBizzness posted:

Lol@rappers delight being the pinnacle of what rap music can be.

How does one even reach that conclusion.

The torch is the pinnacle of lighting!

Oh, I don't know, maybe when it's rated the second best rap song ever?

skeemon
Aug 4, 2007

$ $ $T R A P L O R D $ $ $

"lemonade was a popular drink and it still is/I get more props and stunts than Bruce Willis"

DWYCK by Gangstarr ft. Nice n Smoove

https://youtu.be/adbiURhN8sg

Full of terrible lyrics, but still an awesome song

Celery Face
Feb 18, 2012
Gonna make you come tonight.......over to my house

bottybot
Feb 28, 2013
Good morning!
Yeaaaaah!
One, two... one, two, three, four!
Pump it up!
Aaaarrghh!
RMB no remmy no skippy no fate yeah
When me jam for the microphone let me say what the DJ
Junglist in the place
Junglist on the case
Scooter are you ready?

John Denver Hoxha
May 31, 2014

What a persistent nightmare!
....but enough about my posts

Yo Gotti posted:

Don't gently caress no bitch that's loving with your dog, that's law
If you come up don't forget about your dogs, that's law
I'm a street nigga so it's "gently caress the law"
If you broke nigga that should be against the law

Wait, he's laying down 'laws', but then in the middle he says 'gently caress the law'....
Is he saying he fucks bitches that gently caress with his dogs and generally forgets about his dogs (and he's broke)?

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FatCow
Apr 22, 2002
I MAP THE FUCK OUT OF PEOPLE

quote:

Why you comin' home 5 in the morn'
Something's going on, can I smell yo dick?
Don't play me like a fool, cause that ain't cool
So wat u need to do is lemme smell yo dick (x2)

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