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Macasaurus
Oct 12, 2012

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root of all eval
Dec 28, 2002


lmao

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

ghost host
Apr 17, 2010

ain't got no cash
ain't go no style
I'm gonna use this for a Christmas gift. Thanks OP!

dookifex_maximus
Aug 10, 2016

by zen death robot
for the zombie enthusiast

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
Just find a beta male with low self esteem.

Marv Hushman
Jun 2, 2010

Freedom Ain't Free
:911::911::911:

JnnyThndrs
May 29, 2001

HERE ARE THE FUCKING TOWELS
" Do Not Disturb!
Occupant Already Disturbed"

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

pants in my pants
Aug 18, 2009

by Smythe

lmbo nice one todd

dookifex_maximus
Aug 10, 2016

by zen death robot

still fuckin funny after all these years

dookifex_maximus
Aug 10, 2016

by zen death robot
petition the white house to give one of those to every household in america

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

dookifex_maximus posted:

petition the white house to give one of those to every household in america

Only if Hillary becomes president

Ruggan
Feb 20, 2007
WHAT THAT SMELL LIKE?!


Nightrain
Dec 17, 2004

I may be new to SA, but I've been playing guitar in the desert and on top of pianos for years

Nightrain fucked around with this message at 06:14 on Oct 4, 2016

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Hmmm this text is kind of small and hard to read. Let me just bend over here and take a closer look... ohhhhhhhhhh shiiiiiiiiiii :stare:

Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005

Goose's rebellion

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

JediTalentAgent
Jun 5, 2005
Hey, look. Look, if- if you screw me on this, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine, you rat bastard!
Just imagine the following: How fun would it be it it wasn't a doormat, but a piece of chalkboard that people can write ever-changing things on as a greeting?

(I mean, don't actually do that. Just put that entire message on a doormat so people can think about how fun that might have been while they wait for you to answer the door.)

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
designated friend zone

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
        keep me clean
use the carpet instead

Bear Retrieval Unit
Nov 5, 2009

Mudslide Experiment

JediTalentAgent
Jun 5, 2005
Hey, look. Look, if- if you screw me on this, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine, you rat bastard!
Attn: Neighborhood Cats
This mat is not a litter box.

Commie NedFlanders
Mar 8, 2014


:clint:

Wifi Toilet
Oct 1, 2004

Toilet Rascal


Wifi Toilet fucked around with this message at 11:09 on Oct 4, 2016

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer

Tenacious J
Nov 20, 2002

I think it would be fun if the mat had a bunch of - CONCLUSIONS - on it that you can - JUMP TO.

Get it?

It's a jump to conclusions mat!

Brute Hole Force
Dec 25, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Marv Hushman
Jun 2, 2010

Freedom Ain't Free
:911::911::911:

Tenacious J posted:

I think it would be fun if the mat had a bunch of - CONCLUSIONS - on it that you can - JUMP TO

Phantom Tollbooth fan spotted.

Marta Velasquez
Mar 9, 2013

Good thing I was feeling suicidal this morning...
Fallen Rib

Marv Hushman posted:

Phantom Tollbooth fan spotted.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qiw3vVy_eN8

Friginator
May 13, 2014

by zen death robot

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

I picture these mats layed out together, in a line, leading up to the doorway.

Friginator
May 13, 2014

by zen death robot
hello. i would like a doormat with an image of krusty the clown grilling various meats. however, i refuse to buy without seeing a mockup or artists' interpretation of what such an item would look like. could someone please assist me in this venture? thank you.

Blue Raider
Sep 2, 2006

my GF bought one that says 'ask not for whom the dog barks. it barks for thee'

Blue Raider
Sep 2, 2006

Friginator
May 13, 2014

by zen death robot

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BLARGHLE
Oct 2, 2013

But I want something good
to die for
To make it beautiful to live.
Yams Fan

Welp, I've found my favorite

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