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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > Recommend me a custom doormat

root of all eval: Dec 28, 2002

Everyone in my apartment complex has really cool unique doormats. I feel as though I should become part of the community and get my own.

I'm completely open to suggestions:
http://www.personalizeddoormats.com/p/1131259

I'll cull the most quoted and make it into a poll. It never goes badly when you let the internet make decisions for you. I would stipulate that anything involving implicit crimes will be ignored in polling.
I got drunk and bought the 'batin' one, oops. Post funny doormats anyway.

So far I'm partial to:

root of all eval fucked around with this message at 04:36 on Oct 4, 2016

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bradzilla: Oct 15, 2004

google "funny doormat", lost of gr eat poo poo their op!!

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Moon Atari: Dec 26, 2010

"Just leave the parcel here for gently caress's sake, I'm not driving all the way to the post office"

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bradzilla: Oct 15, 2004

Moon Atari posted:

"Just leave the parcel here for gently caress's sake, I'm not driving all the way to the post office"

get this custom printed lol

# ? Oct 3, 2016 16:32

Son of Rodney: Feb 22, 2006; ohmygodohmygodohmygod

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root of all eval: Dec 28, 2002

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ProfessorMurder: Aug 27, 2003; I can wet the bed in the shape of Abraham Lincoln

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ROFLburger: Jan 12, 2006

op, have you considered using yourself?

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bone app the teeth: May 14, 2008

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walgreenslatino: Jun 2, 2015; Lipstick Apathy

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ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD: Jan 21, 2007

artificially stocked lake posted:

get this custom printed lol

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD fucked around with this message at 17:19 on Oct 3, 2016

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Skoll: Jul 26, 2013; Oh You'll Love My Toxic Love; Grimey Drawer

# ? Oct 3, 2016 17:10

God Damn Dam God: Dec 24, 2004; I push buttons. I turn dials. I read numbers. Sometimes I make up little stories in my head about what the numbers mean.; Grimey Drawer

Well with 196,369 registered SA accounts total, I'm pretty sure you'd be able to find the perfect doormat without having to get a custom one. Have you checked E/N lately?

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Space Kablooey: May 6, 2009

just be yourself op

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pants in my pants: Aug 18, 2009; by Smythe

Now go prep the bull

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whoflungpoop: Sep 9, 2004; With you and the constellations

pants in my pants posted:

Now go prep the bull

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Space Kablooey: May 6, 2009

pants in my pants posted:

Now go prep the bull

# ? Oct 3, 2016 17:33

Other Barry: Jun 5, 2012; Dinosaur Gum

"I am protected" obviously

# ? Oct 3, 2016 18:26

ProfessorMurder: Aug 27, 2003; I can wet the bed in the shape of Abraham Lincoln

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Booblord Zagats: Oct 30, 2011; Pork Pro

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BigBadSteve: Apr 29, 2009

u wan gently caress posted:

...So far I'm partial to:

I'm guessing any mat this funny will be stolen in a heartbeat. Maybe super strong glue?

# ? Oct 3, 2016 18:40

ArbitraryC: Jan 28, 2009; Pick a number, any number; Pillbug

Just search r/relationship for the keyword "poly"

# ? Oct 3, 2016 18:41

Comfy Fleece Sweater: Apr 2, 2013; You see, but you do not observe.

If you're a pretty lady, I'll do it op

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Giraffe: Dec 12, 2005; Soiled Meat

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extra stout: Feb 24, 2005; ISILDUR's ERR

bone app the teeth posted:

# ? Oct 3, 2016 19:32

Soup du Journey: Mar 20, 2006; by FactsAreUseless

EASILY the funniest doormat I ever laid eyes on

# ? Oct 3, 2016 19:32

Booblord Zagats: Oct 30, 2011; Pork Pro

Soup du Journey posted:

EASILY the funniest doormat I ever laid eyes on

Yeah I can't beat this

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Xaintrailles: Aug 14, 2015

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Alien Sex Manual: Dec 14, 2010; is not a sandwich

Soup du Journey posted:

EASILY the funniest doormat I ever laid eyes on

:drat:

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Bert Roberge: Nov 28, 2003

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new friend from school: May 19, 2008; by Azathoth

I really want to get this one but my gf won't let me.
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00KXOZDBY/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_eHQ8xbNMX1QQE

# ? Oct 3, 2016 19:50

Booblord Zagats: Oct 30, 2011; Pork Pro

Just use DnD's favorite door mat

# ? Oct 3, 2016 19:51

Cowman: Feb 14, 2006; Beware the Cow

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ClamdestineBoyster: Aug 15, 2015; Can't post for 10 years!

Cowman posted:

Stankin rear end bitches, who need to wash up. Don't get mad when I don't wanna gently caress. :slick:

:slick:

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Bert Roberge: Nov 28, 2003

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Bert Roberge: Nov 28, 2003

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Bert Roberge: Nov 28, 2003

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Iron Prince: Aug 28, 2005; Buglord

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bone app the teeth: May 14, 2008

luv 2 date boys posted:

thanks for spoiling my christmas present

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Vastarien: Dec 20, 2012; Where I live is nightmare, thus a certain nonchalance.; Buglord

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