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kecske: Feb 28, 2011; it's round, like always

quote:

I've had a boil on my taint for a few days and its been bugging the gently caress out of me. It hurt to sit, it hurt to poo poo, it hurt to do a lot of things.

I tried scrubbing the area with alcohol, and then poking a pin through it, but it wasn't working. First squatting over a mirror and then propping the mirror up on a hamper full of dirty laundry.
I tried the boiling bottle technique, but I don't think I was patient enough.

So, today I had a great idea. I got out the antiseptics, and disinfectants, and the alcohol, and the vacuum. Its a Hoover wind tunnel since someone will ask.

The first shot I didn't quite get it centred where I wanted it but it was still over the mark. Even though it was on that spot for maybe half a second there was still evil juices flowing from my taint. When I got it centred properly, and left it for several seconds I could practically feel the magic as the juices were flowing from my body and into the vacuum hose, coating the inside of it. I'm going to have a hard time making my vacuum not look like a crime scene. But relief is upon me!!

# ? Oct 17, 2016 12:12

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# ? May 15, 2024 13:45

King of Bees: Dec 28, 2012; Gravy Boat 2k

kecske posted:

quote:

I've had a boil on my taint for a few days and its been bugging the gently caress out of me. It hurt to sit, it hurt to poo poo, it hurt to do a lot of things.

I tried scrubbing the area with alcohol, and then poking a pin through it, but it wasn't working. First squatting over a mirror and then propping the mirror up on a hamper full of dirty laundry.
I tried the boiling bottle technique, but I don't think I was patient enough.

So, today I had a great idea. I got out the antiseptics, and disinfectants, and the alcohol, and the vacuum. Its a Hoover wind tunnel since someone will ask.

The first shot I didn't quite get it centred where I wanted it but it was still over the mark. Even though it was on that spot for maybe half a second there was still evil juices flowing from my taint. When I got it centred properly, and left it for several seconds I could practically feel the magic as the juices were flowing from my body and into the vacuum hose, coating the inside of it. I'm going to have a hard time making my vacuum not look like a crime scene. But relief is upon me!!

# ? Oct 17, 2016 12:22

Wicker Man: Sep 5, 2007; Just like Columbus...; Clapping Larry

Was half expecting it to be like the pool vacuum story.

# ? Oct 17, 2016 12:24

whoflungpoop: Sep 9, 2004; With you and the constellations

Gatekeeper posted:

same and no it's bizarre and unexplainable :/

look sometimes i like to be big spoon and while ive made peace with getting my legs farted on i draw the line at resting my face near some giant pink plague back bubole and if i see one that shits blowing up like the godfather

# ? Oct 17, 2016 12:30