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My rear end is pristine thx for reading
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Oct 17, 2016 01:59
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jeff smisek posted:My rear end is pristine thx for reading poo poo Jeff. I was just talking about catching your avatar the other day. Thanks ma'am for posting in my thread.
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Oct 17, 2016 02:02
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I have no rear end. It's just a leg butt back there.
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Oct 17, 2016 02:02
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Count down to gas chamber.......
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Oct 17, 2016 02:03
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One time I got a little smear of poo poo from some lovely toilet paper and got a little pimple on the side of my rear end. I made sure to wash it with soap so it didn't get infected. Once it got a little whitehead on it I popped it. It was sort of anticlimactic, not like a face zit where it shoots out and hits the mirror and it feels like a tiny little orgasm. Just sort of a weak pop, no crunch, little diffuse oily region of pus. I made sure to wash the toilet seat in case I smeared some of the poo poo on the sit, it didn't look like I did but maybe so can't hurt. There was a little poo poo stain on my boxers but I decided to wash them instead of throwing them out and you know what? Between pretreating and washing that stain was gone by golly, and they totally didn't stink when I went to smell them. But now it's nice and smooth where the zit was, just rear end skin and hair. No ingrown hair fortunately, missed the hair follicle thank goodness. Welp that's my story. 
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Oct 17, 2016 02:08
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currently cultivating a crack corpuscle
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Oct 17, 2016 02:11
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I don't get pimples on my rear end, but I occasionally get an upper back pimple. I've had two separate girlfriends who have enjoyed popping them, which I don't get at all. Could anyone explain this unusual behavior? King of Bees posted:Count down to gas chamber....... Don't bee so hard on yourself!
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Oct 17, 2016 02:12
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Dreddout posted:I don't get pimples on my rear end, but I occasionally get an upper back pimple. it feels good, feels good to do you botfly ever? good times
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Oct 17, 2016 02:14
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They gonna cut yur pooper out then u die anyway. Grats, OP.
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Oct 17, 2016 02:23
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Will you accept groin boils?
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Oct 17, 2016 02:28
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King of Bees posted:poo poo Jeff. I was just talking about catching your avatar the other day. Thanks ma'am for posting in my thread. Check my fall sig yo. Any luck?? Post flatfish pix
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Oct 17, 2016 03:18
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This is the rear end pimple thread but it is now the fishpix thread, ty v much
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Oct 17, 2016 03:21
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jeff smisek posted:Check my fall sig yo. Any luck?? Post flatfish pix I don't plan on turning sigs on, could you "entice" me to do what you wish?
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Oct 17, 2016 03:24
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VendaGoat posted:I don't plan on turning sigs on, could you "entice" me to do what you wish? Ya sure i gained 60lbs in the past few months 
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Oct 17, 2016 03:29
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jeff smisek posted:Ya sure i gained 60lbs in the past few months I like my flat fish nice and plump. <|;-B
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Oct 17, 2016 03:30
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jeff smisek posted:Ya sure i gained 60lbs in the past few months That doesn't look like anything to me.  I need to do my laundry now.
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Oct 17, 2016 03:32
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:One time I got a little smear of poo poo from some lovely toilet paper and got a little pimple on the side of my rear end. I made sure to wash it with soap so it didn't get infected. Once it got a little whitehead on it I popped it. It was sort of anticlimactic, not like a face zit where it shoots out and hits the mirror and it feels like a tiny little orgasm. Just sort of a weak pop, no crunch, little diffuse oily region of pus. I made sure to wash the toilet seat in case I smeared some of the poo poo on the sit, it didn't look like I did but maybe so can't hurt. There was a little poo poo stain on my boxers but I decided to wash them instead of throwing them out and you know what? Between pretreating and washing that stain was gone by golly, and they totally didn't stink when I went to smell them. But now it's nice and smooth where the zit was, just rear end skin and hair. No ingrown hair fortunately, missed the hair follicle thank goodness. Welp that's my story. 
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Oct 17, 2016 03:32
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popped one the other day and i don't know what the heck went wrong but i sat down in my desk chair afterwards (when i'm alone in my room i fuckin stay naked) and when i stood up there was a drat puddle of blood in the chair and blood runnin down my thigh and it took like an hour to stop drip drip drippin out the lil pimplehole  it was like a whole big measuring cups worth of blood total i bet, i filled a wastebasket with bloody tishesDreddout posted:I've had two separate girlfriends who have enjoyed popping them, which I don't get at all. Could anyone explain this unusual behavior? same and no it's bizarre and unexplainable :/
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Oct 17, 2016 03:35
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I pop my boyfriends back zits. It's fun as heck but i dont know why. Maybe preening instincts
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Oct 17, 2016 03:37
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jeff smisek posted:This is the rear end pimple thread but it is now the fishpix thread, ty v much I caught twn croakees today. Fish fry tomorrow
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Oct 17, 2016 03:38
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jeff smisek posted:I pop my boyfriends back zits. It's fun as heck but i dont know why. Maybe preening instincts i get enjoying popping your own stuffs because you can feel the release like a tiny volcano on your body but do you share that sensation when popping the stuffs of another?
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Oct 17, 2016 03:50
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i once had a pimple on the back of my calf.
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Oct 17, 2016 03:50
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I had a pimple on my waist, it was one of those deep ones full of crazy blood. So i used my razor to lance it, trim off the skin and cleaned up the wound. Once it stopped bleeding it's fine. Less painful than a pimple usually is.
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Oct 17, 2016 04:09
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I don't know about rear end pimples, but I had this annoying cyst on the top of my head for years. It was a small bump for a long time, but it started to get really big over the last year or so. Anyway, I bought some hypodermic needles online and sucked and squeezed all of the crap out over the course of a couple of weeks, and now it's gone. It was a lot of really weird goop. And blood. Lots of blood.
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Oct 17, 2016 04:12
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BLARGHLE posted:I don't know about rear end pimples, but I had this annoying cyst on the top of my head for years. It was a small bump for a long time, but it started to get really big over the last year or so. Anyway, I bought some hypodermic needles online and sucked and squeezed all of the crap out over the course of a couple of weeks, and now it's gone. It was a lot of really weird goop. Should have used a sharp knife to cut it open and explore The Wound imo
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Oct 17, 2016 04:17
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jeff smisek posted:I pop my boyfriends back zits. It's fun as heck but i dont know why. Maybe preening instincts Huh. That doesn't look like any challenge to me.
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Oct 17, 2016 04:29
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Gatekeeper posted:i get enjoying popping your own stuffs because you can feel the release like a tiny volcano on your body but do you share that sensation when popping the stuffs of another? this is why zit popping and cyst draining videos on youtube all have hundreds of millions of views and likes
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Oct 17, 2016 04:54
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My body is literally COVERED in pimples. So rear end pimples are the least of my problems, OP. Doc said if I drank water and didn't have a diet exclusively consisting of pizza they might go away, but he might as well tell me to quit breathing oxygen.
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Oct 17, 2016 04:58
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i currently have a gnarly mass growing on my upper back / shoulder it's got me feeling like
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Oct 17, 2016 05:02
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Ceciltron posted:Should have used a sharp knife to cut it open and explore The Wound imo I was walking around with a big hole in my head for a couple of weeks. Once I pierced it, it did not close up until after it was all said and done- you could just stick whatever into my head bump. Also, cutting it open was really loving painful without any kind of anesthetic. I tried to have my wife do it a while back, and it didn't work. On the other hand, my ex-wife dug a chunk of metal out of my back with a dull pocket knife, and I didn't feel much of anything, so who knows?
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Oct 17, 2016 05:03
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I bet a lot of goons know about rear end dimples
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Oct 17, 2016 05:19
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glowstick party tonight posted:I bet a lot of goons know about rear end dimples "Thumb prints?" I know about Thumb prints.
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Oct 17, 2016 05:25
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You guys don't wash your butt with a 1% salicylic acid face cream? Do you not want your butts to be face smooth or something? It's strong enough for your face, but gentile enough for your butt.
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Oct 17, 2016 07:21
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I had a boil on my thigh, so I rubbed it with a washcloth in the bath (I boil water for baths in buckets cuz it's a waste to keep water boiled all the time) and it left a tiny scar after it popped
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Oct 17, 2016 07:27
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myDad posted:(I boil water for baths in buckets cuz it's a waste to keep water boiled all the time) What the hell is wrong with you, crazy?
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Oct 17, 2016 07:28
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stinky thread
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Oct 17, 2016 08:16
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Pus literally smells worse than raw rear end.
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Oct 17, 2016 08:19
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Falun Bong Refugee posted:You guys don't wash your butt with a 1% salicylic acid face cream? Do you not want your butts to be face smooth or something? Acid? On my butt! Yeah, nice try.
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Dreddout posted:I've had two separate girlfriends who have enjoyed popping them, which I don't get at all. Could anyone explain this unusual behavior? Its important to groom your pets
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