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Do you have hair? DO you like hair?
I have hair and I like hair
I have hair and I do not like hair
I do not have hair but, however, I like hair
I do not have hair and I do not like hair
I do not have hair and I do not like hair but this is not why I do not have hair
I do not have hair and I do not like hair and this is why I do not have hair
I have hair and I like hair and this is why I have hair
I have hair and I like hair but this is not why I have hair
I have hair and I do not like hair but I hate myself and this is why I have hair
I have hair and do not like hair. I wish I could shave my head but, unfortunately for me, cultural or social demands keep me from doing so
I have hair and I do not like hair but I dont want people to think I am racists so I do not shave my hairs off
I wish I could grow hair
I like hair I think people with hair are fun
I wish
I wish I had a friend
I wish people would talk to me
I wish people would notice me
I
I think people dont see me because Im ugly
I think people hate me when they see me
I cant believe that people just stop talking to me without their being some common factor in all of these things
and the common factor is me
its because of me that they stop talking to me
I wish people... i wish people didnt abandon me. My parents abandoned me
im going to kill myself
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ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
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lonesomedwarf posted:

I am in a perpetual state of meltdown and reformation

The important thing is to just stay a broken person and not try to reinvent yourself. That way you don't have to destroy your ego and build up another house of cards persona. :unsmith:

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social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



lonesomedwarf posted:

mama mia! You should say Mama Mia next time you do this. It sounds like a fun time for all involved. I think mama mia means my mother in greek

rhonda is dead now but i think i say this at the funeral

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

i have cornrows

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
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numberoneposter posted:

i have cornrows

Gross. :barf:

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

The important thing is to just stay a broken person and not try to reinvent yourself. That way you don't have to destroy your ego and build up another house of cards persona. :unsmith:

well thats obvious. Also its easier

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

social vegan posted:

rhonda is dead now but i think i say this at the funeral

Im sorry to hear this. Its important to note that Rhond touched the hearts of many and I appreciated hearing about her story. Do they have to build extra room in the coffin to fit the circular ball hair style?

numberoneposter posted:

i have cornrows

Im very happy for you and while I dont want to be too authoritarian this is the HSMT and I would like to keep the conversation more about hair and hair styles than about farming practices you are free to post what you like and your opinion is always welcome.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



lonesomedwarf posted:

Im sorry to hear this. Its important to note that Rhond touched the hearts of many and I appreciated hearing about her story. Do they have to build extra room in the coffin to fit the circular ball hair style?


we had to fabricate a coffin in the shape of a very large "playstation move" controller we used a playstation move controller as reference

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
DID YOU KNOW it's possible to combine a flat top and a mullet on the same head? It's true! Behold:

Nut to Butt
Apr 13, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
hwo do i make it stop growing

it wont stop!!!

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

24 hour soak in Nair bath.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
I have hair I have it cut into a style by the lady at supercuts she doesnt speak english but she knowshow to cut my hair the way I like for $17

Nut to Butt
Apr 13, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

numberoneposter posted:

24 hour soak in Nair bath.

i tried this after i broke my best scissors trying to cut it but it only became longer, stronger, and more virulent

i mafraid it's going to envelop my whole head :gonk:

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free
what is a good hair style for impressing female ladies

I don't got a lot man but I got hair, lots of it

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

Code Jockey posted:

what is a good hair style for impressing female ladies

I don't got a lot man but I got hair, lots of it

flat top mullet

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

proof of concept posted:

flat top mullet

perfect, ty

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)

lonesomedwarf posted:

i add it to the op and am in the process of finding out my perfect hair style right now. wow i got some good ideas with this.



i cant beliefe this as i am actually a huge garth pugh fan

i think bottom left is kinda what i have on my head

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

i want pretty lady hair like bavid berkham

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)
are you sure all those guys are straight lol

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
I have long wavy thick hair that you actually can't get a comb through. I'm never gonna go bald. My genetics rule.

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

a whole buncha crows posted:

are you sure all those guys are straight lol

actually if you've ever read my efron x schwartzman fanfic,

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

i need some suggestions for hair product for my flaxen locks

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
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numberoneposter posted:

i need some suggestions for hair product for my flaxen locks

Butch wax. :clint:

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a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
I call this one the "Dr. Wily"

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