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Topographic Nap
Apr 22, 2007

I'd look up the winners to every Nathan's hotdog contest . By 2026 we should hit about 200 dogs

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Entorwellian
Jun 30, 2006

Northern Flicker
Anna's Hummingbird

Sorry, but the people have spoken.



crucifixion in anime

Tomato Burger
Jun 18, 2007
The secret is granola.

Senor Dog posted:

Betting on sports will change the outcome cus it's all rigged by gamblers anyway, but lottery numbers are pure and fair and also more money.

They don't post winning lottery numbers on Wikipedia, dorkus.

504
Feb 2, 2016

by R. Guyovich
Whats new in the world of basically illegal porn

Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
Hell Gem
the gamefaqs spinoff luelinks "eti"

HL3 release date

Jay-V
Nov 8, 2009
New chess strategies

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
amateur tits

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Orkin Mang posted:

amateur tits

They are small and disappointing.

Pendent
Nov 16, 2011

The bonds of blood transcend all others.
But no blood runs stronger than that of Sanguinius
Grimey Drawer
Global warming, US wars, the revolution of the proletariat

Emmideer
Oct 20, 2011

Lovely night, no?
Grimey Drawer
Something Awful

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014

Krunge posted:

Something Awful

poo poo I'd just look up my post history and quote that, saving us all a lot of work

Dignity Van Houten
Jul 28, 2006

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ELLAMENNO-P


Rutibex posted:

the best stuff to look up would be new developments in technology, because then you can steal the ideas and patent them first. i would go here to start:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_computing_hardware_(1960s%E2%80%93present)

*walks into patent office*

"Hello, I would like to patent teleportation please. One patent please."

"Sir please leave or I will have to call security"

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

935 posted:

*walks into patent office*

"Hello, I would like to patent teleportation please. One patent please."

"Sir please leave or I will have to call security"

just before teh aids crisis i patented the cumshot facial and am curently retired on my dividends

Rated PG-34
Jul 1, 2004




Surviving the post apocalypse tips

Necc0
Jun 30, 2005

by exmarx
Broken Cake
i'd find out who the loving g-man is, op.

maybe

the holy poopacy
May 16, 2009

hey! check this out
Fun Shoe
I'd look up all the new pokemons

90s Solo Cup
Feb 22, 2011

To understand the cup
He must become the cup



Read the synopsis of seasons 29 through 37 of The Simpsons.

Unknowable Hole
Feb 2, 2005


Pillbug
unusual deaths page

Lucky Guy
Jan 24, 2013

TY for no bm

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anilingus

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.
See if they figured out bush did 9/11

shove me like you do
Dec 9, 2007

Real Neato

Fun Shoe
Who wins the next world war, and what the next big social media bullshit is so I can steal it and then move to whatever country wins ww3. Also sports scores..

Rated PG-34
Jul 1, 2004




shove me like you do posted:

Who wins the next world war, and what the next big social media bullshit is so I can steal it and then move to whatever country wins ww3. Also sports scores..

Lol, look at this guy who thinks there will be a winner to the next world war

Murray Mantoinette
Jun 11, 2005

THE  POSTS  MUST  FLOW
Clapping Larry
Down at the bottom of every wikipedia page there's that link to "Show Desktop version of this article", by 2026 there will also be something like "Show 3D interface version of this article" and "Read this article on your neural implant" or whatever. I'd then lookup 'neural implant' on wikipedia, and lookup the company that owns the patent, look up when they were founded and when they went public, and buy shares in that. That would take about 3 minutes so, uh, I guess I'd spend the rest of the time reading Game of Thrones synopses so I could post GBS threads with spoilers as thread titles.

Grouchio
Aug 31, 2014

In order:
1. Important Heads of State (US, UK, Iran, Russia, China, etc)
2. Anime/Manga trends (If Berserk and One Piece are completed for example)
3. Myself if possible
4. Future Economic/Technological Trends.
5. I would be sure to save those pages into text format before the time limit.

Murray Mantoinette
Jun 11, 2005

THE  POSTS  MUST  FLOW
Clapping Larry

Grouchio posted:

In order:
1. Important Heads of State (US, UK, Iran, Russia, China, etc)
2. Anime/Manga trends (If Berserk and One Piece are completed for example)
3. Myself if possible
4. Future Economic/Technological Trends.
5. I would be sure to save those pages into text format before the time limit.

poo poo, if #5 applies I'd just start at the Portal pages for the sciences and economics and business and just do a curl/wget bot crawl and grab as much text and image data as I could.

e: 'Portal' pages being those general intro pages that link to all the important specific stuff.

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

I'd check the following:

Did Limp Bizkit ever release Stampede of the Disco Elephants ?

Are gingers closer to extinction?

Should I start hoarding gasoline (and Stabil) for my motorcycles?

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
i'd look up myself and cry when there is still no entry

Mameluke
Aug 2, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
i'm https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/thishonkey

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer

Samuel L. ACKSYN posted:

if you had 10 minutes to browse the 2026 wikipedia whats the first thing you would look up
Jeb!

Gotta check up on the guy, right?

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
i would post Goatse to future Wikipedia. your going back in time in 10 min anyway, no one would ever catch you. its the perfect crime

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.
Ethics in game journalism

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Incitatus
Dec 16, 2005

The Meat Man was out of wings, Mr. William Ash More!:argh:
I'd check out the wikihow for anilingus. Get 10 years of experience early to be supreme commander of eatin' rear end.

*edit* gently caress beaten

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