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thathonkey posted:guys, we haven't gotten a status in a while, look for something on your calendars for this afternoon so that we can touch base and firm up next steps i'll get you those TPS reports by monday /smashes fax machine
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*2.5 hours into 30m monday morning standup meeting* ok i know we're running a little bit over here, but bear with it...
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Nov 18, 2016 20:11
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*goes 700k over in a project to move the corporate office to a new building five blocks away* *forces software analysts and programmers to drop what theyre doing and move printers and desktops for 2 weeks straight as a result of dangerous incompetence and refusal to contract actual movers* *cant even order tshirts correctly without loving up* oh hey i have enough project hours for certification im going to ask for a raise ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD fucked around with this message at 21:24 on Nov 18, 2016 |
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Nov 18, 2016 21:21
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i forgot i made this thread out of light hearted parody but i have been working with our pmo team pretty heavily for the last 2 weeks and all the above comments are true as gently caress and now i want to kill myself life imitates art
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Nov 18, 2016 21:23
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yeah, art.
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Nov 18, 2016 21:25
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it's time for a new job there lil buddy
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Nov 18, 2016 21:25
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ROFLburger posted:yeah, art. wheres your ITT thread, roger ebert
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*Inexplicably finds you on your international vacation climbing Mt Everest, sends a team of Sherpa that intercept you at 28,000 feet, the last surviving Sherpa hands you a small satphone before falling dead... you receive a teleconference call desperately requesting a status update*
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hth posted:i forgot i made this thread out of light hearted parody but i have been working with our pmo team pretty heavily for the last 2 weeks and all the above comments are true as gently caress and now i want to kill myself some of my friends report to their PMO lol i would quit in a heartbeat. PMO is there to assist me and they report to my boss. still annoying but when it gets really bad at least i can basically tell them to leave me the gently caress alone
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