BSS November thread - Lest we forget (our cancelled war comic titles)

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CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Lurdiak posted:

Yeah but in the comics he's an angry yelling robot man who has clear plans and goals and is constantly screaming about how awesome robots are and how lovely humans are. In the movie he was just Quipman #29. I mean Spader's a good performer but that script had nothing for him to work with, and he wasn't really appropriate for the role anyway.

I thought Spader was great, actually. He managed to make every single syllable just drip with contempt, it was a joy every time Ultron opened his mouth. And of course movie Ultron was quippier than comics Ultron, he's based off of Tony Stark instead of Hank Pym. That's a big difference.

And come on, this owns.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q6sa2CaT46M

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Wheat Loaf: Feb 13, 2012; by FactsAreUseless

I enjoyed Spader Ultron a lot but reading the comics I always imagined him sounding like either Cobra Commander or some kind of robot version of Clancy Brown.

# ? Dec 1, 2016 01:08

Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

Age of Ultron was poo poo and Ultron himself was the sixth shittest thing about it.

# ? Dec 1, 2016 01:55

Doctor Spaceman: Jul 6, 2010; "Everyone's entitled to their point of view, but that's seriously a weird one."

Ghostlight posted:

Age of Ultron was poo poo and Ultron himself was the sixth shittest thing about it.

I'd agree with this.

# ? Dec 1, 2016 02:02

Rent-a-Bot: Oct 21, 2012; FOOL! DOCTOR DOOM DOES AS HE PLEASES!

I hope they put daredevil in mvc4 but they give him the phoenix wright gimmick from mvc3.

# ? Dec 1, 2016 02:35

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Ghostlight posted:

Age of Ultron was poo poo and Ultron himself was the sixth shittest thing about it.

I don't know I could make a list right now but I feel I can support this 100%, I didn't see another comic film after Ultron until Strange it was so bad.

# ? Dec 1, 2016 02:36

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

END ME SCOOB posted:

I don't know I could make a list right now but I feel I can support this 100%, I didn't see another comic film after Ultron until Strange it was so bad.

Ant-Man was fun but inessential, but god drat are you depriving yourself if you haven't seen Civil War.

# ? Dec 1, 2016 03:06

Rhyno: Mar 22, 2003; Can't post for 10 years!

I liked Ant-Man more than CW.

# ? Dec 1, 2016 03:08

Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

I haven't seen Ant-Man but The Incredible Spider-Man featuring Captain America and Tony Stark was a mediocre film at best but still head-and-shoulders above Age of Ultron in terms of knowing when to dial back all the extra team poo poo and paprikash packed into it, as well as knowing how to use robot Carlton.

# ? Dec 1, 2016 04:32

WickedHate: Aug 1, 2013; by Lowtax

Age of Ultron didn't have "Ultron, we would have words with thee" so it sucked.

# ? Dec 1, 2016 05:05

Madkal: Feb 11, 2008; I believe in all the ways that they say you can lose your body; Fallen Rib

It's December out on the east coast so new thread is up here.

# ? Dec 1, 2016 07:00

Air Skwirl: May 13, 2007; Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

I thought James Spader was easily the best part of Age of Ultron

I do like that general opinion is slowly turning against the Avengers movies, since they are complete dogshit. Without having seen any of it yet I bet the giant CW crossover is a better super hero team-up movie than either of those.

# ? Dec 1, 2016 07:10