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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > Toilet paper usage per day
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CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013

Kenzie posted:

– Viking Age/England- discarded sheep

Wiping your rear end with a sheep seems inconvenient somehow.

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Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Kenzie posted:

What is the average number of toilet tissue sheets a person uses in one day?
On average, consumers use 8.6 sheets per trip – a total of 57 sheets per day. That’s an annual total of 20,805 sheets.


I'm no math magician but who the gently caress is making GBS threads 7 times day

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A ILL BREAKFAST
Jun 9, 2007

*unsheathes katana*

Kenzie posted:

What is the average number of toilet tissue sheets a person uses in one day?
On average, consumers use 8.6 sheets per trip – a total of 57 sheets per day. That’s an annual total of 20,805 sheets.

Prior to toilet paper, what did civilizations/classes commonly use:

– India – your left hand and water

Isn't this still true in India and the mideast?

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Lord Frankenstyle
Dec 3, 2005

Mmmm,
You smell like Lysol Wipes.

Blue Train posted:

durr where do I put diapers if I don't flush them

The neighbors back yard.

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BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

 I use about a quarter to a third of a roll a day.

I take many monster dumps, and wipe with about a 12-square length, folded three times. Who wants poo poo on their fingers.

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Ivan Shitskin
Nov 29, 2002

Blue Train posted:

I'm no math magician but who the gently caress is making GBS threads 7 times day

You're saying you DON'T poo poo 7 times a day? I spend at least half the day in there.

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jonathan
Jul 3, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
I've been on the road for the last couple days. Took a poo poo in a rest area outhouse off hwy 43 near fox creek just now, and no joke it sounded like I dumped a body off the end of a peer.

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Tuxedo Gin
May 21, 2003

Classy.

 i use one sheet per poo poo, and i usually separate it so i only use one ply

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penus penus penus
Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald

King of Bees posted:

You didn't say the TP 9p

Sorry I got really angry at the mere thought of someone challenging me

My tp/day is probably comparable to average because I use a lot of tp on my bhole to wipe like a whole wad per wipe.

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Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Kenzie posted:

What is the average number of toilet tissue sheets a person uses in one day?
On average, consumers use 8.6 sheets per trip – a total of 57 sheets per day. That’s an annual total of 20,805 sheets.

Prior to toilet paper, what did civilizations/classes commonly use:

– Wealthy Romans -Wool, rosewater
– Public Restrooms in Ancient Rome- A sponge soaked in salt water, on the end of a stick
– Wealthy French – lace, wool and hemp; bidet
– Middle Ages – hayballs, a scraper/gompf stick kept in a container in the privy
– Early Americans – rags, newsprint, paper from catalogs, corncobs, and leaves
– Viking Age/England- discarded sheep and lambs wool
– Hawaiians – coconut shells
– Eskimos – snow and Tundra moss
– India – your left hand and water
– Commoners – Defecating in the river is very common
– Sailors from Spain/Portugal – frayed end of an old anchor line
– Medieval Europe- Straw, hay, grass, gompf stick
– United States – Corn cobs, Sears Roebuck catalog, mussel shell, newspaper, l eaves, sand
– British Lords – pages from a book
– Elite citizens – Hemp & wool

loving nasty Americans rubbing their assholes with corn cobs.

Wool sounds quite nice, but how the gently caress does sand work?

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shoophobo
Aug 30, 2013

"shoophobo? more like shittyposter!" :grin:

Fallen Rib
About 5 sheets and about 3 cottonell brand rear end wipes.

:fyadride: the GBS Joker

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