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R.D. Mangles posted:Is this a cool hat trophy that coaches can put on their heads after winning and make really dumb Abraham Lincoln references? No. You churl. You loving dipshit. It's mounted on a base so it can be sort of held up and looked at. The geniuses of the BOWL BOUND NORTHWESTERN WILDCATS FOOTBALL TEAM have found a workaround
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# ? Nov 26, 2016 21:43 |
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xbilkis posted:The geniuses of the BOWL BOUND NORTHWESTERN WILDCATS FOOTBALL TEAM have found a workaround i see this and i am saddened by the inability of these fine young men to wear the hat they won HAT GAME REVIEW Illinois outplayed Northwestern for much of the game and looked like they would come back from 21 down, but lost the game by their commitment to doing the dumbest poo poo humanly possible at all times. All the hatterati were there: a giant opera singer who sang the anthem, Northwestern superstar quarterback Dan Persa, and former Chicago Bears coach Lovie Smith, who was spotted on the Illinois sidelines. Justin Jackson owns a lot, Illinois WR Malik Turner was unstoppable even though he was hurt enough that every time he caught the ball he limped off the field like a professional wrestler kicking out of a pin, and Austin Carr didn't do a whole lot to help his case for the Biletnikoff. Northwestern is going to some execrable bowl to get destroyed by a Conference USA team and I couldn't be happier. Welcome to Hat Town, clowns.
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# ? Nov 26, 2016 22:29 |
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look at this dumb-rear end poo poo, i love my mediocre football team https://twitter.com/BigTenNetwork/status/802598186309169152
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# ? Nov 26, 2016 23:36 |
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i'm going to call into finebaum so i can crow about bowl eligibility and the hat, but i don't expect i'll get through with all the other hat calls
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# ? Nov 27, 2016 06:46 |
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Congratulations to the Wildcat who proposed to his cheerleader girlfriend on the field before winning the Hat and a bowl berth, that dude is a champion.
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# ? Nov 27, 2016 17:45 |
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R.D. Mangles posted:i'm going to call into finebaum so i can crow about bowl eligibility and the hat, but i don't expect i'll get through with all the other hat calls ive been wailing and gnashing my teeth while on hold for that show, I frantically want to scream about how horrible northwestern is and how it's unfair for them to use their private elitist billions to pay the best talent in the state to win the hat in an unfair manner
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# ? Nov 27, 2016 17:50 |
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# ? Apr 29, 2024 07:31 |
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WHOA, MASSIVE HAT DEVELOPMENT https://twitter.com/NUFBFamily/status/802948092844707840 it looks like there might be some sort of hole at the bottom of the trophy to allow a sort-of hat wearing. THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING
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# ? Nov 27, 2016 22:05 |