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Tenzarin
Jul 24, 2007
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Taco Defender
This reminded me of my favorite forklift operation training video, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-oB6DN5dYWo Forklift Driver Klaus.

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Blockhouse
Sep 7, 2014

You Win!

CommanderApaul posted:

This was almost 15 years ago. On VHS in one of those huge plastic bubble cases like a loving Disney movie.

that's still way too soon yeah

Pneub
Mar 12, 2007

I'M THE DEVIL, AND I WILL WASH OVER THE EARTH AND THE SEAS WILL RUN RED WITH THE BLOOD OF ALL THE SINNERS

I AM REBORN
Getting new, legal copies of training videos costs a lot. That's why everyone holds on to their tapes until they turn to dust. I mean just dig through here:

http://www.safetyvideos.com/

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

Pneub posted:

Getting new, legal copies of training videos costs a lot. That's why everyone holds on to their tapes until they turn to dust. I mean just dig through here:

http://www.safetyvideos.com/

I didn't know Guillermo del Toro was making safety videos these days.

Terror Sweat
Mar 15, 2009

FishBulb posted:

In my mind I'm never gunna die in no ghetto. Absolutely never. If a man turns around and punches me in the head the fights on. If he cuts me the fights on. If I'm shot the fight is on. I'm not losing no fight to no scumbag out there in no ghetto. Period. That's it. No son of a bitch out there is gunna get me. The only way he gets me is cuts my head off and I mean that.

this guy is the man

sky shark
Jun 9, 2004

CHILD RAPE IS FINE WHEN I LIKE THE RAPIST
This thread is not complete without the 21 foot rule guy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lk59imFr6yI

And the brilliant followup: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_6bmrqIsP8

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
the 21 foot rule made it into justified. spoilers i guess

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9wzAGE4quWU

Binary Logic
Dec 28, 2000

Fun Shoe
That was great. This thread is great. Lawnmowers count as edged weapons, right.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RC1d7dw24Gg

Mister Facetious
Apr 21, 2007

I think I died and woke up in L.A.,
I don't know how I wound up in this place...

:canada:

Computer Serf posted:

imo the directors cut is vastly superior; https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYwd0Wus5Ik

Ah, so that's why cops stopped bothering with that whole "taking them alive" thing lately.

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?

Binary Logic posted:

That was great. This thread is great. Lawnmowers count as edged weapons, right.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RC1d7dw24Gg

Man these zombies were exceptionally bad at surviving edged weapons.

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super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

CJacobs posted:

What's funny is that the video explicitly says the criteria for drawing your gun on someone (they have to be ready to attack you, they gotta have something to attack you with, etc)... and then they ignore it for like half of the scenarios in the thing because v:downs:v

And then the rest are split second transitions from normal interactions with seemingly unarmed people to stabbed cops.

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