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FishBulb
Mar 29, 2003

Marge, I'd like to be alone with the sandwich for a moment.

Are you going to eat it?

...yes...
This is a police training video

That is all you should know before you watch it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c4ZpyKSmgdE

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GonSmithe
Apr 25, 2010

Perhaps it's in the nature of television. Just waves in space.
If I could make the forums background a youtube video it would be this

BENGHAZI 2
Oct 13, 2007

by Cyrano4747

GonSmithe posted:

If I could make the forums background a youtube video it would be this

When you make me mod of this place my star should be a hat

Cephalectomy
Jun 8, 2007
this video movie production is both informative and entertaining. i rate it 3 shemps out of a curly

Computer Serf
May 14, 2005
Buglord
imo the directors cut is vastly superior; https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYwd0Wus5Ik

Terror Sweat
Mar 15, 2009

i aint never gonna die in no ghetto

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
i watched this movie years ago and so far i have survived every edged weapon I have ever encountered so clearly it's working

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

21 foot rule.

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GW9tBQdwm4E

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

Reach for the moon!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c4ZpyKSmgdE&t=3484s
(58:05)

Always my favorite part. Haaaaaail Satan

edit: Oh, the video can't be embedded. Lame. Well here's a link instead

Blockhouse
Sep 7, 2014

You Win!
living on the edge of knife culture

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Terror Sweat posted:

i aint never gonna die in no ghetto

I like how no one can ever get this quote right.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

CJacobs posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c4ZpyKSmgdE&t=3484s
(58:05)

Always my favorite part. Haaaaaail Satan

edit: Oh, the video can't be embedded. Lame. Well here's a link instead

This parts great because the cops are violating all types of 4th amendment rights issues.

Good point keep talkin
Sep 14, 2011


I like how they're clearly just filming badass fantasies they thought up while fartin around in a patrol car. Could have done some normal deranged tenant with a dog but why not go full Satan when the option is there

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
loving lol at every video in this thread

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

Reach for the moon!

plz dont pull out posted:

I like how they're clearly just filming badass fantasies they thought up while fartin around in a patrol car. Could have done some normal deranged tenant with a dog but why not go full Satan when the option is there

For some reason this didn't dawn on me until I saw this badass movie shot





and I was like "oh. Oh a cop probably thought this would be real cool if it happened and so they put it in the video. I get it now."

ArgumentatumE.C.T.
Nov 5, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
This is pretty hardcore

feelings

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
i'm glad this was stickied because now i can share the videos

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4DILjd69C0o

Terror Sweat
Mar 15, 2009

Skwirl posted:

I like how no one can ever get this quote right.

all that matters is that guy is a badass

Celery Jello
Mar 21, 2005
Slippery Tilde

I love this video

Klaus is a sadistic monster

Vincent
Nov 25, 2005



Fucked-Up Little Dog
Aug 26, 2008

Posting live from the nightmare future of Web 3.0




Scratchmo
If I was rescued by aliens from an apocalypse and I could only take one motion picture to the space federation or whatever as a relic of humankind it would be this one.

GonSmithe
Apr 25, 2010

Perhaps it's in the nature of television. Just waves in space.

hosed-Up Little Dog posted:

If I was rescued by aliens from an apocalypse and I could only take one motion picture to the space federation or whatever as a relic of humankind it would be this one.

Thank you for protecting the galaxy from knife culture and our liberal space courts.

CommanderApaul
Aug 30, 2003

It's amazing their hands can support such awesome.
I've been forced to watch this 4 times in a classroom setting. The razor blades hidden in the hat and the ambiguously asian/latino looking guy flipping the knife around all stabby stabby are my favorite parts.

FishBulb
Mar 29, 2003

Marge, I'd like to be alone with the sandwich for a moment.

Are you going to eat it?

...yes...

CommanderApaul posted:

I've been forced to watch this 4 times in a classroom setting. The razor blades hidden in the hat and the ambiguously asian/latino looking guy flipping the knife around all stabby stabby are my favorite parts.

What loving awesome classes are you taking

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
I think calling those razors hidden may be a little generous, unless random metal objects were all the rage in the world of accessorizing back then.

My favorite bit is still Jerry Seinfeld cutting pigs with total nonchalance.

CommanderApaul
Aug 30, 2003

It's amazing their hands can support such awesome.

FishBulb posted:

What loving awesome classes are you taking

The kind of classes where the instructor gets to shoot you in the back with a taser before you get your completion certificate.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

CommanderApaul posted:

The kind of classes where the instructor gets to shoot you in the back with a taser before you get your completion certificate.

Are you making GBS threads me, they are actually using this thing for training?

FishBulb
Mar 29, 2003

Marge, I'd like to be alone with the sandwich for a moment.

Are you going to eat it?

...yes...

steinrokkan posted:

Are you making GBS threads me, they are actually using this thing for training?

Fish THE OP Bulb posted:

This is a police training video

Did you think I was joking?!

Blockhouse
Sep 7, 2014

You Win!
I think it's more bafflement that they're still using it

maybe commanderapaul is a cop from the early 90's using a time traveling internet connection like a sequel to the movie frequency

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

FishBulb posted:

Did you think I was joking?!

I mean, this is 2016. I thought they would have moved on.

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

With training videos like this, it's no wonder police shoot first and ask questions never.

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

Reach for the moon!

super sweet best pal posted:

With training videos like this, it's no wonder police shoot first and ask questions never.

What's funny is that the video explicitly says the criteria for drawing your gun on someone (they have to be ready to attack you, they gotta have something to attack you with, etc)... and then they ignore it for like half of the scenarios in the thing because v:downs:v

mabels big day
Feb 25, 2012

Surviving Edged Weapons is one of the most important things I've ever watched.

weekly font
Dec 1, 2004


Everytime I try to fly I fall
Without my wings
I feel so small
Guess I need you baby...



Every time someone flashes a toothy grin I think to myself, "how many edged weapons can I count?"

CommanderApaul
Aug 30, 2003

It's amazing their hands can support such awesome.

Blockhouse posted:

I think it's more bafflement that they're still using it

maybe commanderapaul is a cop from the early 90's using a time traveling internet connection like a sequel to the movie frequency

This was almost 15 years ago. On VHS in one of those huge plastic bubble cases like a loving Disney movie.

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

Terror Sweat posted:

i aint never gonna die in no ghetto

I want to get this as a tattoo across my neck.

Also, want this hat.

ruddiger fucked around with this message at 04:57 on Dec 3, 2016

Pneub
Mar 12, 2007

I'M THE DEVIL, AND I WILL WASH OVER THE EARTH AND THE SEAS WILL RUN RED WITH THE BLOOD OF ALL THE SINNERS

I AM REBORN

ruddiger posted:

Also, want this hat.



There's more efficient ways to weaponize a hat:
http://www.budk.com/Night-Watchman-Self-Defense-SAP-CAP-with-Lead-Pocket-14048

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FishBulb
Mar 29, 2003

Marge, I'd like to be alone with the sandwich for a moment.

Are you going to eat it?

...yes...
In my mind I'm never gunna die in no ghetto. Absolutely never. If a man turns around and punches me in the head the fights on. If he cuts me the fights on. If I'm shot the fight is on. I'm not losing no fight to no scumbag out there in no ghetto. Period. That's it. No son of a bitch out there is gunna get me. The only way he gets me is cuts my head off and I mean that.

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