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So even in this reality, the world is run by a sub-human pussy grabber.
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Smythe posted:Judging by my dangerously low IQ and revolting visage, there are some neanderthals alive to this very day. the insurgence is coming. you have been warned The insurgence was on Election Day FYI.  
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there was at one time OP. there was a bunch of different humionoid species originally, and we loving killed them all dead. we didn't even need civilization to do it, humans took care of that poo poo early, we beat them with rocks and sticks
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Remember that one Scooby-Doo episode where there's an apeman terrorizing a film crew? Did you realize Scooby never actually said the word "apeman" in that episode? I think it's because he traditionally enunciated with an R-sound, so he would've been saying "rapeman" the whole time and Hanna-Barbara probably wouldn't have let that slide.
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 Look at the timestamps. Proof that the mods are up to no good.
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Anderron Shi posted:
Dude should use his time travel powers to win money at roulette or something IMO. Seems like a waste to me 
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Rutibex posted:there was at one time OP. there was a bunch of different humionoid species originally, and we loving killed them all dead. we didn't even need civilization to do it, humans took care of that poo poo early, we beat them with rocks and sticks loving Rutibex. The point of the thread is to theory craft on what current life would be like if they didn't lose. You also haven't described a reality in which giant intelligent insects are loving us up either. I grade your post F for loving piece of poo poo Rutibex turd boy. Enjoy more artwork from Alfred Kubin to jumpstart your idiot brain so you can conceive monsters strong enough to break into your moms basement, tear down all of your anime posters, and gently caress you up. Giant monkey monster.  Humanoid vulture man.  loving otter giraffe.  This thing.  Earth golem thing that drags your stupid lovely rear end into the ground and rapes your corpse. 
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Vulture dudes would be scariest imo
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Dave_Indeed posted:Welcome to fantasy land. You're thinking of Greece. It's just a country, man... not the whole of Europe.
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Smythe posted:Judging by my dangerously low IQ and revolting visage, there are some neanderthals alive to this very day. the insurgence is coming. you have been warned Hey, ugly and dumb guy here, chiming in neanderthalerously.
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Dave_Indeed posted:This thing. o poo poo its slenderwoman
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In this world all of us white, yellow, black and jew get to be open and proud members of the master race and kill the lesser creatures to get more living space guilt free. Sweet, sign me up for the *not* einzatsgruppen.
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Baudolino posted:In this world all of us white, yellow, black and jew get to be open and proud members of the master race and kill the lesser creatures to get more living space guilt free. That's true. But are you sure white people exist in this reality? Sounds like they got owned right out of Europe and they don't spawn any where else.
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Gotta find a way to make the apemen and giant insects fight each other maybe build a big rear end bridge in the Gibraltar strait and put some really nice smelling honeyed meat in the middle then get them to hire us as mercenaries wow what a cash cow!
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Dave_Indeed posted:That's true. No whites and unending genocidal holy war against nonhumans? Sounds like paradise to me
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So basically Warhammer 40k on a global (rather than galactic) scale? Never ending wars between humans and filthy xenos horrors? It would have to be some King Kong level poo poo to challenge our tech, though. Unless the apes reproduced like rabbits and were all 15 feet tall and the South American night terrors all had flight and were silent like owls, had razor sharp claws and lived underground during the day... That sounds like a badass world to live in. We'd all get conscripted by age 10 and trained to fight. I'd imagine Starship Troopers (the movie) like propaganda and training. Learn the xenos' weaknesses and get sent en mass into huge killing fields on the beaches of Former Normandy and the watery graves that line the mouth of the now poisonous Amazon River. What prevents us from nuking them from orbit? I guess the fallout would kill us too?
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Dave_Indeed posted:loving Rutibex. The point of the thread is to theory craft on what current life would be like if they didn't lose. You also haven't described a reality in which giant intelligent insects are loving us up either. excellent voted 5
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remember scary stories to tell in the dark
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Ranma Fan Art posted:remember scary stories to tell in the dark i member
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Ranma Fan Art posted:remember scary stories to tell in the dark NO. NO I DONT SHUT UP
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Ranma Fan Art posted:remember scary stories to tell in the dark 
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i used to work myself up so bad I couldn't sleep thinking about the one poem that's like o'leary was dead and o'whatever didn't know it
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We must enslave or exterminate the non-human and ensure our survival and domination on this planet
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The Management posted:We must enslave or exterminate the non-human and ensure our survival and domination on this planet
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Can I marry an apewoman Do we have our wedding ceremony in human chapel or bog Will apemen enjoy open bar these are important world-building questions please answer quickly
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ChickenHeart posted:Can I marry an apewoman Apemen enjoy a fermented slush of smashed berries and bog water which they call Grumblafk.
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ChickenHeart posted:Can I marry an apewoman You will be arrested as a traitor to humanity and spend the rest of your life on the front lines of the insectoid war.
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The Management posted:You will be arrested as a traitor to humanity and spend the rest of your life on the front lines of the insectoid war. Ape women have fat hairy ape asses that are caked in poo poo anyhow, this question is just ridiculous.
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The Management posted:You will be arrested as a traitor to humanity and spend the rest of your life on the front lines of the insectoid war. well yeah but will the marriage certificate still be legit as I'm being disemboweled by a suicide wave of MANtids
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gonna get bugfucked by huge chitinous sex parts
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Dave_Indeed posted:Ape women have fat hairy ape asses that are caked in poo poo anyhow, this question is just ridiculous. That's a pretty harsh thing to say about your mom, OP.
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Dave_Indeed posted:Imagine that Europe was totally inhabited by hairy, ape like monsters heh, yeah 'imagine'
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is the punchline to this thread that this is already happening and we should build a wall to protect ourselves from the "non humans" in south america?
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Tuxedo Gin posted:is the punchline to this thread that this is already happening and we should build a wall to protect ourselves from the "non humans" in south america? I thought it was to encourage youths to wander through bogs in search of filth-encrusted ape-people.
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ChickenHeart posted:I thought it was to encourage youths to wander through bogs in search of filth-encrusted ape-people. Bigfoot, yeti and the skunk ape are all real. This is a good goal.
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