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Welcome to fantasy land. Imagine that Europe was totally inhabited by hairy, ape like monsters and South America was all insectoid nightmare creatures that ruled the night. These are very powerful enemies and mankind is in constant struggle with these foes since they do not reason in the same way humans have utilized to evolve. We would definitely have laser weapons by now. Probably nuclear powered armor. I'm thinking this because of how many scientific breakthroughs mankind has conceived during times of war. Probably the downside is that man is less obsessed with curing things like polio or cancer. Considering a insectoid drone may tunnel into your bedroom and dissolve your wifes body in the middle of the night I think cancer would be the least of your concern at that point. ON THE OTHER HAND. I guess a lot of these accomplishments were somewhat recent. So lets say some of the genius of the last few thousand years were just killed off in random raids then it's basically stone age at this point. I can't decide but this world is metal as gently caress either way. Ape man takes his bio suit off for a second to gently caress your ugly English wives: 
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Goons not wanting ape men to gently caress their waifus gtfo
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I think liberals would all be dead. They would probably try to sympathize with the insects and get dissolved by acid spit or raped and murdered and eaten by monkey men.
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Anderron Shi posted:Goons not wanting ape men to gently caress their waifus gtfo If you don't have the mental fortitude to conceive that your wife is probably going to get raped by an ape man and you will have to combat him with a sword in the night, GET THE gently caress OUT. Creating an alliance with Anderron Shi for the rest of this thread against all other posters. Suck our dick ape men.
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I dont think I'd want to get on that ape's bad side. Hoo boy. Is there a way I can join their side?
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Xtra Innings Lovin posted:I dont think I'd want to get on that ape's bad side. Hoo boy. Is there a way I can join their side? Yeah let them kuk u
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Xtra Innings Lovin posted:I dont think I'd want to get on that ape's bad side. Hoo boy. Is there a way I can join their side? Weak minded fools are already dead in this world so theres no answer because mankind is metal as gently caress. Basically everyone is as tough as a professional baby puncher and tiger fighter. Life is war. War is life.
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Dec 4, 2016 06:18
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Desert Apes were a pretty tough fight in Buck Rogers: Countdown to Doomsday.
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Vakal posted:Desert Apes were a pretty tough fight in Buck Rogers: Countdown to Doomsday. Holy poo poo, did they win?
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Dec 4, 2016 06:20
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what are their defenses against projectile weapons
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Humans are the supernatural ones. No other creature has the unending endurance of humans coupled with extremely developed healing ability. Maybe wolves or whatever can run for hours like a fit person can, but if they get a broken bone they're hosed. Additionally the hyperactive scarring reaction humans have mean that soft tissue wounds that would kill a similar sized animal are far less lethal for humans. Even big cats are in some ways more fragile. Few living creatures can rival our fine motor control. Human beings are horrifying juggernauts striding across the world, raining destruction against all that oppose them. This is why we're hated , they fear our strength, our determination, our mastery of science.
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SniperWoreConverse posted:Humans are the supernatural ones. No other creature has the unending endurance of humans coupled with extremely developed healing ability. Maybe wolves or whatever can run for hours like a fit person can, but if they get a broken bone they're hosed. Additionally the hyperactive scarring reaction humans have mean that soft tissue wounds that would kill a similar sized animal are far less lethal for humans. Even big cats are in some ways more fragile. Few living creatures can rival our fine motor control. That's all well and good but have you seen some of the heat some animals are packing? Most men would trade all of this for a horse cock I bet.
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Dec 4, 2016 06:27
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Get your pervo beast boners outta here, no true man would select an erection that is only good for blunt force
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I would trade all that for the butthole of a elephant them things can lay some fuckin logs!
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SniperWoreConverse posted:Humans are the supernatural ones. No other creature has the unending endurance of humans coupled with extremely developed healing ability. Maybe wolves or whatever can run for hours like a fit person can, but if they get a broken bone they're hosed. Additionally the hyperactive scarring reaction humans have mean that soft tissue wounds that would kill a similar sized animal are far less lethal for humans. Even big cats are in some ways more fragile. Few living creatures can rival our fine motor control. Holy poo poo I'm so drunk and high that I went on a journey and ended up sympathizing with and living with the apes. My existence in this human body is only pain now. I yearn for my Ape wife, Ukthar and our ape children, Grognak and Charmak. The wind blows and plays the Earth. Fire, Water, my stregnth, my soul. My human life is meaningless. gently caress humans. Ape men forever!
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Dec 4, 2016 06:55
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poo poo if this happens im gonna suck so much dick
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Dave_Indeed posted:Holy poo poo I'm so drunk and high that I went on a journey and ended up sympathizing with and living with the apes. Weakness! Humanize yourself and face to bloodshed!
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I would probably just suicide, tbh. i'm not interested. it's too much.
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So is Britain Apeland or humanland Also this already happened, which is why all non-Africans are like 5% Neanderthal The insectoids were covered up by Richard Nixon.
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I don't know. Do animals wage war? It would probably be like that but with nukes and stuff.
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Dec 4, 2016 07:32
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Actually humans are the apemen, we won
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ever hear of the Neanderthals, op? they were intelligent or at least smarter than the average chimpanzee and we wiped them out.naem posted:Actually humans are the apemen, we won
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Dec 4, 2016 07:42
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didn't we wipe them out via loving
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Dave_Indeed posted:Weak minded fools are already dead in this world so theres no answer because mankind is metal as gently caress. Basically everyone is as tough as a professional baby puncher and tiger fighter.
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Dec 4, 2016 08:01
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War's god
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RAW is WAR
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Anderron Shi posted:I would trade all that for the butthole of a elephant them things can lay some fuckin logs! holey poo poo
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Anderron Shi posted:Goons not wanting ape men to gently caress their waifus gtfo Wives out for Harambe.
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Dec 4, 2016 08:34
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Dave_Indeed posted:I'm thinking this because of how many scientific breakthroughs mankind has conceived during times of war.
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The boring answer is that just like in the real world, atomic weapons and mutually assured destruction would force us both to abandon war or face annihilation. No matter how inhuman the other species is, if they are intelligent, they can understand that. There'd be councils and diplomacy and proxy wars. And eventually the most powerful human nations and most powerful bug nations would be just too busy exploiting smaller and weaker nations. Like maybe there'd be some spiders who didn't have nukes, and the Bullet Ant Empire would be secretly supporting them in their actions against humans. But then suddenly the spiders are attacking the ants too, because spiders and ants just have irreconcilable ideological differences, and the humans and ants just start bombing them together.
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so basically like land of the lost with sleestacks and poo poo? killer also im p sure harry turtledove wrote an obscure book where homo erectus still lived in the modern day also one about an empty mediterranean sea results in multiple human species coming into contact and fighting or some poo poo
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This already happened. The other guys were Neanderthals and we killed or hosed 'em all outta existence. So, I guess we would win, going by our track record.
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Dec 4, 2016 10:27
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Hey Dave whats up Wanna do some shots I bet you can do way more shots than me but I'll give it an honest go
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=El2AF8AIw9E
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theyre called jews op
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Judging by my dangerously low IQ and revolting visage, there are some neanderthals alive to this very day. the insurgence is coming. you have been warned
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Dec 4, 2016 10:35
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Blast of Confetti posted:theyre called jews op Pardon me?
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i pardon you
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soupbone sal posted:I don't know. Do animals wage war? It would probably be like that but with nukes and stuff. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LdttBUQT5tM
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There is OP, I take it you've never heard of the ((((((International Bankers)))))).
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