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eat the cat?
of course!
no, but we're still friends if you do
meh
i will be outraged if you eat that cat
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Piso Mojado posted:

I don't think so al

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Anyone have any wine suggestions to pair with some fresh rustic cat?

:jerry:

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If that is the Кот-Баюн then you should be careful because it will eat you

:jerry:

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everything in the universe is a salad, soup, or cat

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Vynar posted:

Anyone have any wine suggestions to pair with some fresh rustic cat?

Franzia "Delicious Red" or a jar of moonshine

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Vynar posted:

Anyone have any wine suggestions to pair with some fresh rustic cat?

"may i suggest crack?"
-rob ford

MrWillsauce

deep throat a lint roller afterwards, but yeah



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Maybe it's Shroedinger's cat.

Maybe you already did.

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Piso Mojado

Splatmaster posted:

Maybe it's Shroedinger's cat.

Maybe you already did.

:0

Im Ready for DEATH

is the kitty been et

alnilam

you should eat a pair of headphones and some angsty music like Elliot Smith and Okkervil River so the kitten can listen and feel their empathy for its alienation as it wastes away its boring life stuck in your tum tum

FluffieDuckie

Splatmaster posted:

Maybe it's Shroedinger's cat.

Maybe you already did.


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alnilam posted:

you should eat a pair of headphones and some angsty music like Elliot Smith and Okkervil River so the kitten can listen and feel their empathy for its alienation as it wastes away its boring life stuck in your tum tum

maybe not elliott smith, we don't want this to end badly. that's like sentencing the cat to nothing but music from omaha forever.

maybe like, the decemberists or something. you know, lighter.


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I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


ladybeard mcflurry posted:

maybe not elliott smith, we don't want this to end badly. that's like sentencing the cat to nothing but music from omaha forever.

maybe like, the decemberists or something. you know, lighter.

I almost certain that the decemberists have a song about eating a kitten.

Sininu

You should post more pics so it can be made sure it is actually a cat

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SinineSiil posted:

You should post more pics so it can be made sure it is actually a cat

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thing about cats are that they dont really contain that many nutrients compared to, say, a cow. even on a pound to pound comparison. you risk losing more nutrients and/or energy by just digesting it than you gain.

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Nosfereefer

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the trick of getting some "positive" food out of it, is basically to "pre-digest" it in a sense. depending on your environment, the quickest way would probably be to boil it into some kind of stew

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if sources of heat are scarce, i would however recomend putting that little kitten in water for a couple of days

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