should i eat this cat?

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eat the cat?
	of course!
	no, but we're still friends if you do
	meh
	i will be outraged if you eat that cat

Piso Mojado

got back to the crib from a night out and...oh drat...I'm totally out of food. :doh:

But then I looked down and saw this lil guy purrrrin at my feat, and now here we are. So what do you think, should I eat this cat?

# ? Dec 11, 2016 08:00

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# ? May 16, 2024 17:39

Piso Mojado

I think most people would probably eat the cat, but im not so sure.

# ? Dec 11, 2016 08:04

LP0 ON FIRE: _{beep boop}

i'd feed the cat lots of cat food until it's real fat, the fattest cat in the world, then eat it so you get more food

# ? Dec 11, 2016 08:14

Piso Mojado

LP0 ON FIRE posted:

i'd feed the cat lots of cat food until it's real fat, the fattest cat in the world, then eat it so you get more food

# ? Dec 11, 2016 08:16

vanisher

That's a nice looking young cat. 5 stars

A little small, probably best not to eat it

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# ? Dec 11, 2016 08:20

Molestationary Store

pls dun eat cat

# ? Dec 11, 2016 08:25

drilldo squirt: a beautiful, soft meat sack

Piso Mojado posted:

got back to the crib from a night out and...oh drat...I'm totally out of food. But then I looked down and saw this lil guy purrrrin at my feat, and now here we are. So what do you think, should I eat this cat?

Cute cat.

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# ? Dec 11, 2016 08:30

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

seems difficult

# ? Dec 11, 2016 08:31

Piso Mojado

drilldo squirt posted:

Cute cat.

thank you, yes she is. her name is pepper, which is kind of ironic given the situation heh

# ? Dec 11, 2016 08:32

Piso Mojado

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

seems difficult

only through great adversity, can one truly be victorious

# ? Dec 11, 2016 08:34

Bo-Pepper: Want some rye?
Course ya do!

Piso Mojado posted:

her name is pepper

.. what

# ? Dec 11, 2016 08:34

Instruction Manuel: Yes, it is what it looks like!

Well, it is only fair that the cat have a fighting chance so you have to let it start eating you first.

# ? Dec 11, 2016 08:36

Piso Mojado

lets be honest here. if im going to eat a cat, i'd be hard pressed to find a cat that would be easier to eat than this one. she just waddles around, tripping over herself. hell, right now she's all tangled up in yarn i left out.

# ? Dec 11, 2016 08:39

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Piso Mojado posted:

thank you, yes she is. her name is pepper, which is kind of ironic given the situation heh

spicy girl

# ? Dec 11, 2016 08:40

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Piso Mojado posted:

lets be honest here. if im going to eat a cat, i'd be hard pressed to find a cat that would be easier to eat than this one. she just waddles around, tripping over herself. hell, right now she's all tangled up in yarn i left out.

She's trussing herself up for the roast.

# ? Dec 11, 2016 08:42

Instruction Manuel: Yes, it is what it looks like!

Piso Mojado posted:

lets be honest here. if im going to eat a cat, i'd be hard pressed to find a cat that would be easier to eat than this one. she just waddles around, tripping over herself. hell, right now she's all tangled up in yarn i left out.

Trapped and ensnared her already. Not very sporting, old bean.

# ? Dec 11, 2016 08:46

Chard

you would burn more Kcal processing & cooking that cutie pie than it contains. Just get some rollerdogs from corner shop

# ? Dec 11, 2016 08:48

Mariana Horchata

no...but tell me what do you keep for cheeses in ur pantry? :arnie:

# ? Dec 11, 2016 08:50

Piso Mojado

Wamdoodle posted:

Trapped and ensnared her already. Not very sporting, old bean.

look i didnt plan this. if i had that kind of foresight i would has just have bought some chips and salsa at the store. believe me, i wish that was the case, but its not and now im stuck at my house and the only thing to eat is this cat. fate is cruel.

# ? Dec 11, 2016 08:52

Piso Mojado

Chard posted:

you would burn more Kcal processing & cooking that cutie pie than it contains. Just get some rollerdogs from corner shop

im going to eat it whole probably. can your recalibrate your kcal stats with that info and let me know?

# ? Dec 11, 2016 08:54

Rushi: by Smythe

there is NO PROOF that if you eat that cat you WON'T gain it's powers

Rushi fucked around with this message at 11:44 on Dec 11, 2016

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# ? Dec 11, 2016 09:04

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Rushi posted:

there is NO PROOF that if you eat that can't you WON'T gain it's powers

BYOB superstar piso mojado is trapped in the yarn again

# ? Dec 11, 2016 09:09

Senior Management

I mean you should probably not eat the cat. But to be fair the cat will probably eat you if you fall down the stairs or something.

:jerry:

# ? Dec 11, 2016 10:33

Anoia: "Sooner or later, every curse is a prayer."

look at how scrawny that cat is

you should let it eat you instead

# ? Dec 11, 2016 11:59

Manifisto

I feel your pain op who hasn't been hungry enough that a purrito sounds p. delicious but I'm warning you it's just a big hairball waiting to happen. domino's seems to have like a zillion coupons, I refuse to believe you can't find one that will pay you to deliver you a pizza or something.

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Dec 11, 2016 12:13

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

does nobody else just eat the animal whole and then later cough up a pellet of bones and hair? just me, I guess

# ? Dec 11, 2016 13:13

social vegan

if u have to eat it first eat a small raft and then don't chew

# ? Dec 11, 2016 13:44

Barnes And Body Works

no dont

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# ? Dec 11, 2016 14:00

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Barnes And Body Works posted:

no dont

controversial choice

# ? Dec 11, 2016 14:16

Chill la Chill: Don't lose your gay

if you eat the cat you won't have a free heater that sits on your lap during the cold winter months

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# ? Dec 11, 2016 14:54

Ultra Spoot

Manifisto posted:

I feel your pain op who hasn't been hungry enough that a purrito sounds p. delicious but I'm warning you it's just a big hairball waiting to happen. domino's seems to have like a zillion coupons, I refuse to believe you can't find one that will pay you to deliver you a pizza or something.

Yeah plus you could just get a cat pizza from dominos, let them do all the work. Who doesn't enjoy a nice holiday catza at least once a year

# ? Dec 11, 2016 15:17