Sign the petition to rename POTUS to Grand Nagus

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The MUMPSorceress: Jan 6, 2012; ^SHTPSTS; Gary’s Answer

We are demanding that Mr Trump be honored with this most fitting title, and all of you should lend your support to this important petition

https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/change-title-president-united-states-america-grand-nagus-upon-mr-trumps-inauguration

# ? Dec 12, 2016 04:20

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# ? May 4, 2024 00:28

Vincent Van Goatse: Nov 8, 2006; Enjoy every sandwich.; Smellrose

gently caress that the Grand Negus doesn't deserve to be sullied by association

# ? Dec 12, 2016 04:30

The MUMPSorceress: Jan 6, 2012; ^SHTPSTS; Gary’s Answer

ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:

gently caress that the Grand Negus doesn't deserve to be sullied by association

we should also replace the constitution with the rules of acquisition.

# ? Dec 12, 2016 04:35

Fallen Hamprince: Nov 12, 2016

Grand Negist

# ? Dec 12, 2016 05:29

Messyass: Dec 23, 2003

how about Grand Wizard?

# ? Dec 12, 2016 08:38

Killer Low Life: Sep 6, 2010

Grand Nigas

# ? Dec 12, 2016 10:57

tadashi: Feb 20, 2006

3. Never spend more for an acquisition than you have to.
5. Always exaggerate your estimates.
6. Never allow family to stand in the way of opportunity.
10. Greed is eternal.
12. Anything worth selling is worth selling twice.
16. A deal is a deal (is a deal)...until a better one comes along.
19. Satisfaction is not guaranteed.
21. Never place friendship before profit.
23. Nothing is more important than your health...except for your money.
29. What's in it for me?
39. Don't tell customers more than they need to know.
40. She can touch your lobes but never your latinum.
41. Profit is its own reward.
45. Expand or die.
47. Never trust a man wearing a better suit than your own.
60. Keep your lies consistent.
82. The flimsier the product, the higher the price.
88. It ain't over 'til its over.
92. There are many paths to profit.
97. Enough...is never enough.
99. Trust is the biggest liability of all.
103. Sleep can interfere with...
109. Dignity and an empty sack is worth the sack.
110. Exploitation begins at home.
111. Treat people in your debt like family... exploit them.
113. Always have sex with the boss.
144. There's nothing wrong with charity... as long as it winds up in your pocket.
189. Let others keep their reputation. You keep their money.

Looking forward to all these memes.

# ? Dec 12, 2016 14:26

Typical Pubbie: May 10, 2011

Washington already has a Grand Norquist

# ? Dec 12, 2016 14:33

Oiled and Ready: Oct 11, 2004; He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...

This makes sense, after all, isn't Trump actually related to Guy Ferengi somehow

# ? Dec 16, 2016 09:35

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# ? May 4, 2024 00:28

OAquinas: Jan 27, 2008; Biden has sat immobile on the Iron Throne of America. He is the Master of Malarkey by the will of the gods, and master of a million votes by the might of his inexhaustible calamari.

tadashi posted:

3. Never spend more for an acquisition than you have to.
5. Always exaggerate your estimates.
6. Never allow family to stand in the way of opportunity.
10. Greed is eternal.
12. Anything worth selling is worth selling twice.
16. A deal is a deal (is a deal)...until a better one comes along.
19. Satisfaction is not guaranteed.
21. Never place friendship before profit.
23. Nothing is more important than your health...except for your money.
29. What's in it for me?
39. Don't tell customers more than they need to know.
40. She can touch your lobes but never your latinum.
41. Profit is its own reward.
45. Expand or die.
47. Never trust a man wearing a better suit than your own.
60. Keep your lies consistent.
82. The flimsier the product, the higher the price.
88. It ain't over 'til its over.
92. There are many paths to profit.
97. Enough...is never enough.
99. Trust is the biggest liability of all.
103. Sleep can interfere with...
109. Dignity and an empty sack is worth the sack.
110. Exploitation begins at home.
111. Treat people in your debt like family... exploit them.
113. Always have sex with the boss.
144. There's nothing wrong with charity... as long as it winds up in your pocket.
189. Let others keep their reputation. You keep their money.

Looking forward to all these memes.

Good lord. I mean, I know the RoA were already a send-up of free-market capitalism but Trump is a walking caricature, so holy poo poo they work.

# ? Dec 16, 2016 18:52

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