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We are demanding that Mr Trump be honored with this most fitting title, and all of you should lend your support to this important petition https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/change-title-president-united-states-america-grand-nagus-upon-mr-trumps-inauguration
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# ? Dec 12, 2016 04:20 |
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# ? May 3, 2024 22:16 |
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gently caress that the Grand Negus doesn't deserve to be sullied by association
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# ? Dec 12, 2016 04:30 |
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ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:gently caress that the Grand Negus doesn't deserve to be sullied by association we should also replace the constitution with the rules of acquisition.
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# ? Dec 12, 2016 04:35 |
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Grand Negist
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# ? Dec 12, 2016 05:29 |
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how about Grand Wizard?
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# ? Dec 12, 2016 08:38 |
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Grand Nigas
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# ? Dec 12, 2016 10:57 |
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3. Never spend more for an acquisition than you have to. 5. Always exaggerate your estimates. 6. Never allow family to stand in the way of opportunity. 10. Greed is eternal. 12. Anything worth selling is worth selling twice. 16. A deal is a deal (is a deal)...until a better one comes along. 19. Satisfaction is not guaranteed. 21. Never place friendship before profit. 23. Nothing is more important than your health...except for your money. 29. What's in it for me? 39. Don't tell customers more than they need to know. 40. She can touch your lobes but never your latinum. 41. Profit is its own reward. 45. Expand or die. 47. Never trust a man wearing a better suit than your own. 60. Keep your lies consistent. 82. The flimsier the product, the higher the price. 88. It ain't over 'til its over. 92. There are many paths to profit. 97. Enough...is never enough. 99. Trust is the biggest liability of all. 103. Sleep can interfere with... 109. Dignity and an empty sack is worth the sack. 110. Exploitation begins at home. 111. Treat people in your debt like family... exploit them. 113. Always have sex with the boss. 144. There's nothing wrong with charity... as long as it winds up in your pocket. 189. Let others keep their reputation. You keep their money. Looking forward to all these memes.
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# ? Dec 12, 2016 14:26 |
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Washington already has a Grand Norquist
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# ? Dec 12, 2016 14:33 |
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This makes sense, after all, isn't Trump actually related to Guy Ferengi somehow
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# ? Dec 16, 2016 09:35 |
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# ? May 3, 2024 22:16 |
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tadashi posted:3. Never spend more for an acquisition than you have to. Good lord. I mean, I know the RoA were already a send-up of free-market capitalism but Trump is a walking caricature, so holy poo poo they work.
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# ? Dec 16, 2016 18:52 |