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Insert a glass rod and smash it good.
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remember when people told you there would be a price to pay for drinking a lot of sodas?
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Dec 14, 2016 00:28
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Don't jerk off with shampoo, op.
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Dec 14, 2016 00:31
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dr.acula posted:One time this happened to me and an eyelash or stomach hair or something had found its way into my urethra while I was asleep so try taking a look? This has happened to me a few times and it's awful. Yes, I am a hairy dude.
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Dec 14, 2016 00:58
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Your dick will fall off but another, more magnificent, Dick will emerge to take its place. If anything we all envy you OP
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Dec 14, 2016 01:01
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we are the Funyuns posted:Don't jerk off with shampoo, op. I jerked off with dial soap when i was a teenager. Big mistake
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Dec 14, 2016 01:04
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I think we need pictures to give proper advice.
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Dec 14, 2016 01:10
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I bet his dick is gonna split in four and a frog will emerge to take control of his mind.
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Dec 14, 2016 01:26
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Is there dry cum stuck in there? I've been told you're supposed to pee after sex(I assume after jerking too) to clear any standing cum and to prevent uti. I always forget though
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Dec 14, 2016 03:30
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interwhat posted:Is there dry cum stuck in there? I've been told you're supposed to pee after sex(I assume after jerking too) to clear any standing cum and to prevent uti. I always forget though that's advices for ladies, me thinks. 
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Dec 14, 2016 03:32
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Waterbed Wendy posted:I think we need pictures to give proper advice. I asked already, he seems ashamed
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Dec 14, 2016 03:35
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Hardawn posted:that's advices for ladies, me thinks. Dude is a lady
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Dec 14, 2016 03:36
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I have an embarrassing medical issue my farts smell like cum is anyone a doctor and can explain this poo poo?
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serious reply: get a bottle of camomile extract, dilute w/ warm water as instructed on the bottle and stick your dick in it for a while if that doesnt help, see a doctor Das Butterbrot fucked around with this message at 06:17 on Dec 14, 2016 |
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Dec 14, 2016 06:15
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The only solution is to *makes chopping motion with hands*
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Dec 14, 2016 13:49
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stop sounding your dick op
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Dec 14, 2016 14:29
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signalnoise posted:stop sounding your dick op Sounds to me like his penus needs to be tuned
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Dec 14, 2016 14:37
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A few years back I had a bad habit of drinking one of those big energy drinks everyday. That is, until my pee started coming out a solid white colour. Solid white, not cloudy like cum. More like milk.
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Dec 14, 2016 14:48
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Prepare an ointment of equal parts extra virgin olive oil and finely ground Carolina Reaper peppers. Use a generous helping of this as lotion and masturbate vigorously. This will help with the pain in the tip of your bepis. I guarantee it.
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Smellbound posted:my bepis emits a high pitched buzzing noise like an old TV when erect hahahaha now that is a colorful description Hardawn posted:My left ball hangs lower, but when they get cold it'ssucked up farther than the right. It just always had to be the best at everything so i guess you're kinda saying your ball sucks itself?  Shaquin posted:I had a second hole open up randomly in my penis and it worked out fine your safe OP hahah and what does that entail friend? interwhat posted:Is there dry cum stuck in there? I've been told you're supposed to pee after sex(I assume after jerking too) to clear any standing cum and to prevent uti. I always forget though new username idea: "clear any standing cum" a glitch posted:sever server 
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Whatever was causing the pain cleared up. Thanks for the replies GBS, I can honestly say you have never failed me in times of actual need. Closing thread! The solution was most likely dont take ambien and weed and pound your meat for an hour listening to ASMR videos of girls licking the microphone and then NOT peeing
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penus penus penus posted:Whatever was causing the pain cleared up. Thanks for the replies GBS, I can honestly say you have never failed me in times of actual need. Closing thread! hmm got a link?
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Lemon posted:when I was a callow teen I experienced two seperate (minor) dingus injuries from jerking it too drat much. just take a couple of days off. This guy gets it.
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Dec 14, 2016 19:29
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i ain't got time to bleed *keeps whacking furiously*
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Dec 14, 2016 19:37
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Mozi posted:i ain't got time to bleed Have.... have.... have you got a hidden camera in my apartment? 
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autoaim.cfg posted:Have.... have.... have you got a hidden camera in my apartment? We have for awhile now. It's been the laughing stock of SA. We've been passing around the IP address in Private messages for awhile now. Nice bathrobe by the way.
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