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penus penus penus
Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald
I woke up this morning to find the tip of my pee hole to be in random pain. Visually it looks fine but the pain is at the very tip. I'm not sure what to do because its currently not bad enough to go to the doctor, but I really dont want it to get bad enough to do so because its embarrassing. I am fond of my penis as well so im not sure what to do here.

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satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

It isn't normal to leak fluid from there. I suggest using a band-aid, or maybe super glue if that doesn't work, to stop the flow.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Try putting a chop stick in the pee hole. The chinese powder on a chop stick will cure your dick.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


I hope that helps.

Bob James
Nov 15, 2005

by Lowtax
Ultra Carp
Walk it off.

Honky Dong Country
Feb 11, 2015

Some kind of infection maybe? I remember an ex girlfriend having a urinary tract infection and she said it made her urethra hurt. Go see a doctor about your penus penus penus.

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

smoke a weed OP!

Mr.Acula
May 10, 2009

Billions and billions of fat clouds

One time this happened to me and an eyelash or stomach hair or something had found its way into my urethra while I was asleep so try taking a look?

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
sounds like its time to make an appt with Dr. Q-Tip and get urself some antibiotics boss.

Pontificating Ass
Aug 2, 2002

What Doth Life?
Obviously not an infection from having sex, maybe stop mashing your dangus so hard you drat animal!

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

hand herpes.

its a totally real thing. look it up.

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord
smoke CBD weed and do a layup op :fiesta:

I'm a huge prick

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
is it embarrassing because your penus is so small?

Smellbound
Sep 26, 2000
my bepis emits a high pitched buzzing noise like an old TV when erect

Rasta_Al
Jul 14, 2001

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
Fun Shoe
Stop whackin it before bed without clearing the pipes op

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice
My left ball hangs lower, but when they get cold it'ssucked up farther than the right. It just always had to be the best at everything

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
my peins gets all crumbly like a bobos oat bar.

any adviec?

Lemon
May 22, 2003

when I was a callow teen I experienced two seperate (minor) dingus injuries from jerking it too drat much. just take a couple of days off.

also, did you know that apparently your smaller nut is more sensitive to pain? I heard this from an alleged ex-gangster.

Smellbound
Sep 26, 2000

JiveHonky posted:

my peins gets all crumbly like a bobos oat bar.

any adviec?
vics vapo rub

Bob James
Nov 15, 2005

by Lowtax
Ultra Carp
Feng shui will fix that cock.

Lemon
May 22, 2003

Bob James posted:

Feng shui will fix that cock.

slam it in a drawer?

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice

Lemon posted:

slam it in a drawer?

I think he means use it to rake intricate patterns in sand

Smellbound
Sep 26, 2000
how many cherries can you fit in your foreskin???

ShotgunMessiah
Apr 26, 2005

Put anbesol or orajel in/around your peehole for the pain and if it hurts later, wait a bit longer.

Shin00bie
Sep 11, 2011

Bob James posted:

Walk it off.

Wank it off.

Smellbound
Sep 26, 2000
my penus sometimes gets mistakenly classified as an F5 tornado

klapman
Aug 27, 2012

this char is good
drink two glasses of water an hour for like half a day. that'll flush er out

Pittsburgh Lambic
Feb 16, 2011
are there statistics for how many penises a general practitioner examines per year, on average

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
I'm going to need a picture to give actual helpful advice.

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.
you were supposed to be born a woman, and your body is starting to reject your penis.

you know what to do, op.

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
my butt looks exacly like my face HELP!

penus penus penus
Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald
its been all day at work and it still hurts when i move just the wrong way. i almost put some rubbing alcohol on a qtip to sterilize the area but laughed and thought better of it ill just wait till i get home. thanks for your concerns though

Shadow0
Jun 16, 2008


If to live in this style is to be eccentric, it must be confessed that there is something good in eccentricity.

Grimey Drawer
Is it a pain/discomfort at the very tip, kind of below the opening, that occurs sometimes after sex/masturbation? Asking for a friend. (you).

Smellbound
Sep 26, 2000
sever

Shaquin
May 12, 2007
I had a second hole open up randomly in my penis and it worked out fine your safe OP

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

penus penus penus posted:

its been all day at work and it still hurts when i move just the wrong way. i almost put some rubbing alcohol on a qtip to sterilize the area but laughed and thought better of it ill just wait till i get home. thanks for your concerns though

You have sypillis.

Smellbound
Sep 26, 2000
i have a lot of embarassing medical BACK issues :grin:

monkeytennis
Apr 26, 2007


Toilet Rascal
Go read that Australia thread and discover sounding. Then try that.

Sorryformybadjokes
Apr 21, 2004

I identify as a simian who pronounces the 'silent' letters in words.
Fallen Rib
like when u drop ur phone in the toilet you need to put your dick in a bowl of rice to get the liquid out

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bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

I'll buy your dickrice when you're done with it OP.

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