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FactsAreUseless posted:[desperately searching for a lyric by "The Parade Of Wolves - The Minstrels Of The Northlands" to express the concept of having plague boils] Lost ye Olde fingat, I shall not tarry by my cometh back later, so helpeth me o'Lord. Teriyaki Koinku fucked around with this message at 23:26 on Dec 17, 2016 ---------------- |
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FactsAreUseless posted:[Beowulf nervously hovering cursor over friend request from Grendel's mother] *posts pics of Grendel's mother on SomethingPonceful* *is immediately knighted* ---------------- |
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Dec 17, 2016 23:24
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Teriyaki Koinku posted:Lost ye Olde fingat, I shall not tarry by my cometh back later, so helpeth me o'Lord. Teriyaki Koinku posted:*posts pics of Grendel's mother on SomethingPonceful*
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SomethingPonceful > Crappa Miscellania › Much Ado About Nothing > just imbibed an elixir of mercury and lead, will i become immortal? One Weird Trick to Turn Lead Into Gold! Alchemists Hate It! Copernicus banned by the Pope? A curse upon both your houses! I'd best readeth the Papal Republic thread to see what the Papists sayeth about this foul trick by the Devil. e: The Anti-Christ was elected Pope, you say? drat that soiled sot. I hearest tell that Cardinal Exmarx is offering indulgences to payeth away our sins. The loon! I sayeth Lord Lowtax ban them all to Hell, begone whence you came back to Beelzebub and his kin! e2: *in the style of Gregorian Chanting* "im ga-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-aaaaaaay." Teriyaki Koinku fucked around with this message at 01:17 on Dec 18, 2016 ---------------- |
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Dec 18, 2016 00:00
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Will you be awake in a fortnight, my lady? I can be there posthaste upon mine steed! ... My lady? ... Art thou still on, my lady? |
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SomethingPonceful > Crappa Miscellania › Much Ado About Nothing > I'm in an arranged marriage with my cousin and still can't get laid, please assist?
Teriyaki Koinku fucked around with this message at 01:45 on Dec 18, 2016 ---------------- |
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Thou wouldst not believe what occurest next. |
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Dec 18, 2016 02:53
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FactsAreUseless posted:Will you be awake in a fortnight, my lady? I can be there posthaste upon mine steed! ... My lady? ... Art thou still on, my lady? Thou hag! |
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Dec 18, 2016 02:56
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:Thou hag! |
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Dec 18, 2016 02:56
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Wilt thou change thy status to "in a relationship?" ... But thou must! |
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Dec 18, 2016 02:57
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Sir Isaac Wemberly-Pemberton IV and ten other friends liked The Magna Carta in the last week. |
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Dec 18, 2016 02:58
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Hear ye! Hear ye! THIF fingle aftonifhing magick, brought to bear upon thif earth by An Goodmother, will bring about changef to every corner of the King'f landf the likef of which are heretofore unfeen. Why, I have even heard talef that the King'f adviforf themfelvef defpife her, and feek her deftruction! Purchafe mine broadfheet WITH GREAT HAFTE! |
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Dec 18, 2016 03:01
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*reposts ThinePortal videos of public readings of Mirabilis liber*
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Dec 18, 2016 03:07
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The Gutenberg Press keeps posting all this fake news about this "Protestant" bullshit. That Martin Luther guy is playing with fire here! 36 Theses is a pretty long rap sheet, by the way. Maybe someone should perma this guy? ---------------- |
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Dec 18, 2016 03:22
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FactsAreUseless posted:Wilt thou change thy status to "in a relationship?"
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Dec 18, 2016 03:51
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FactsAreUseless posted:Will you be awake in a fortnight, my lady? I can be there posthaste upon mine steed! ... My lady? ... Art thou still on, my lady? prithee respond
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Dec 18, 2016 03:54
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heckin' tapestries of dang doggos
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Dec 18, 2016 03:55
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alas, tis a mere tapestrie, and i cannot boopeth the snute.
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Dec 18, 2016 04:15
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Knowest not, ye liberals, the difference betwixt an handgonne and an arquebus?
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The Mussulmen are at the doorstep of Europa! We must driveth back the foul Ottoman curs for the glory of God! Maketh Constantinople Great Again 1453! ---------------- |
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Dec 18, 2016 09:59
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Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men’s behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity! |
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Dec 18, 2016 16:19
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To the one who hijacked my account. Beware of the curse. If you look down on this curse, may you have an angry Jupiter for an enemy. |
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Dec 18, 2016 16:20
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Slugnoid posted:Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men’s behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity! Slugnoid posted:To the one who hijacked my account. Beware of the curse. If you look down on this curse, may you have an angry Jupiter for an enemy. lmbo |
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Dec 18, 2016 16:23
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What is a man but a miserable pile of secrets? But enough talk! Have at thee! ---------------- |
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Dec 18, 2016 17:08
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Slugnoid posted:Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men’s behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity! Slugnoid posted:To the one who hijacked my account. Beware of the curse. If you look down on this curse, may you have an angry Jupiter for an enemy. |
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Dec 18, 2016 18:26
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Slugnoid posted:Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men’s behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity! Slugnoid posted:To the one who hijacked my account. Beware of the curse. If you look down on this curse, may you have an angry Jupiter for an enemy. KTKO* *keaking thine kell off
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Dec 18, 2016 19:14
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forsooth fair lady, I sendeth via this private missive an engraving of mine codpiece, a wonder to behold
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Manifisto posted:forsooth fair lady, I sendeth via this private missive an engraving of mine codpiece, a wonder to behold Pray, be'est an amicable judge and render thine opinion fairly? A dozen unmarried lasses did view t yest'rday and gaveth me wond'rous remarks
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Dec 18, 2016 22:28
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Good sir, surely you jest, for suchlike as you have sent me would be dwarfed by the merest flyspeck. In truth the thing hath no substance at all, being at best a vaporous apparition. |
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Dec 19, 2016 00:11
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ods my bodkin! harkest thou not the ancient sooth concerning the superiority of that which groweth over that which showeth? |
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Barking Gecko posted:Good sir, surely you jest, for suchlike as you have sent me would be dwarfed by the merest flyspeck. In truth the thing hath no substance at all, being at best a vaporous apparition. Hark! Call ye an healer for our friend, as young sir hath caught deeply a burn.
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