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Ailbert Varias: hail fair maiden Dorathea Oliveira: well met sirrah Alibert Varias: foorsooth, how are ye this fine eve Dorathea Oliveira: in glade health, sirrah, thank ye. and thou? Alibert Varias: alas, i am but filled with the melancholie of ennui Doarthea Oliveira: pray, but it is sorrow to hear. Alibert Varias: verrily Alibert Varia: woulds't thou likest to troubador and chillest? Dorathea Oliveira hath departed |
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WHAT HO: THOU SHALT SCARCE BELIEVE HOW THIS PEASANT MAID, MATRON OF TWELVE OFFSPRING, DIDST MAKEST FORTY THOUSAND DUCATS ALL WHILST TOILING IN HER VERY OWN STABLE! CLICKEST YE HERE TO LEARN HER WILY TRICK!
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Chirgeons misprise h'r! one housewife's most wondrous medical discov'ry! learneth this one eldritch trick to loseth 25 lbs in just 25 minutes! |
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Dec 16, 2016 21:27
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what ponders thine conscious? |
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 Such canid hath notte before seene.
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ladybeard mcflurry posted:
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Splatmaster posted:Methinks thou dost haveth thee one weede wolfe! Thee one weede wolfe?! Nay, in swyve?!
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Hark! What news have ye frome yon lands?
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a curse upon the day i taught my aunte the usage of this wondrous visage tome - how oft she seeks my counsel, while i want only to speak with maidens near my home |
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The religion choices in profile information was really just a honey pot for the inquisition
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You think we have a problem with cyber bullying today? Well its nothing compared to the 30 Years Flame War
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Hark! Eunice, Patience, Albert, and 3 others approved of thine utterance.
StandardVC10 fucked around with this message at 05:37 on Dec 17, 2016 |
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hey op u know sirrah is an insult rite? ur girl is totally owning that poor dood putting his heart out there 
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Why do ruffians and scallywags always obtain the fair maidens? Oh, but chivalrous men of God haveth no chance in these modern tymes |
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Lord Edward of Chambry hath invited thee to play at Farmville. [sent to all serfs in Chambry] |
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Dec 17, 2016 14:25
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Nigh is the day Lord High Protector Trumpe shall expell all Spaniards and Spaniards' Sons and erecte a vast mightye rampart, barring passage hither from yon, and verily, they art gonna pay for ye rampart
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Doctor Dogballs posted:Nigh is the day Lord High Protector Trumpe shall expell all Spaniards and Spaniards' Sons and erecte a vast mightye rampart, barring passage hither from yon, and verily, they art gonna pay for ye rampart Unfriendeth me, uncle, I forswear thee ---------------- |
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Lo! How the houndes and bores of society do plague me with their "drama"! (1 day later) I DO NOT CONSORT WITH MARRIED CONSTABLARY AND THE VILE TONGUES OF FOUL WENCHES CASN'T NOT BE TRUSTED! (1 day later) God hath blessed me with another day, praise him above all things
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SomethingPonceful > Crappa Miscellania › Much Ado About Nothing > forsooth, i mayhaps not bear mine Lord a Fonne, wat mayest be donne?
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Farecoal posted:Why do ruffians and scallywags always obtain the fair maidens? Oh, but chivalrous men of God haveth no chance in these modern tymes alnilam posted:Lord Edward of Chambry hath invited thee to play at Farmville. [sent to all serfs in Chambry] Doctor Dogballs posted:Unfriendeth me, uncle, I forswear thee |
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Teriyaki Koinku posted:
Hark, a lolle.
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y.f.w. thou toilest all the day, and erst venture indoors to find thy layabout wife abed 
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[desperately searching for a lyric by "The Parade Of Wolves - The Minstrels Of The Northlands" to express the concept of having plague boils] |
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[Beowulf nervously hovering cursor over friend request from Grendel's mother] |
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vanisher posted:(empty quoting everything here)
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