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I would tell a story about my work dnd group, but I fear that may reveal a bit much about me. e:drat 
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Dave_Indeed posted:The High Elven Seat from Obese Kingdoms of Summer Solctice Age Long has died and a new Elf King has been crowned! 2016 claims another victim! i would have sex with allthese women
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A misanthrope posted:i would have sex with allthese women Okay, so you need to roll your d20 then noob and then I'll tell you if you succeeded. God.
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Ben Smash posted:Like, I know a bunch of people who got laid because of LARP and furthermore... I'm sorry, but sometimes sex just isn't worth it. An associate of mine went to some Larp with a friend of hers, and apparently after hours it turned it to some sort of creepy nerd gang bang.
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Dave_Indeed posted:Okay, so you need to roll your d20 then noob and then I'll tell you if you succeeded. i bounce the dice off the tip of my erection
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Dec 24, 2016 17:27
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A misanthrope posted:i bounce the dice off the tip of my erection Haha, lol. You did it bro! You could probably hold the dice on the tip, pull the boner down, flex, then let go and flip the dice up really high too. I don't have any d20 but I bet that would work too. After you perform this move you need to seal your legacy by saying, "Want to see something awesome?" then lighting a fart on fire.
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Trying to find some sweet drama / nerd rage LARP stories. They are well guarded secrets of the kingdoms though. Instead I offer you some cool comments pulled from the shadowy LARP underworld. quote:My experience with the American Larp, in Oklahoma, is one thing: Lots of Drama. Nerd-Rage. Too much Drama, in fact. the Oklahoma emphasis in LARP are usually on Medieval over fantasy and stick-jock over roleplay. … While a big battlefield of pure honest, honorable battle is just beyond incredible, I feel the need to bring to life ‘dungeons and dragons’ out on the battlefield a reality that would be so sweet. quote:Some folks think there is nothing sadder than seeing people in clubs wearing their larp kit. People walking around in-character like they have just stepped out of a Rocky Horror Picture Show is equally as bad. Kit or goth, don’t confuse the two is the saying. Not sure I completely agree but one thing is certain, pick your kit to match the IC setting! and this thing Ok bye, just coming up for air, diving back into this super rich and engaging system of loving bitches up and boinking sluts right in their smelly beaver boxes in the woods. brb with more stories.
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Dec 24, 2016 18:05
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A misanthrope posted:i bounce the dice off the tip of my erection Critical failure: the dice rip your cock asunder
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Ben Smash posted:Forums poster Numismancer aka the mittani used to larp Don't worry now he pretends to be in the future CIA in a spaceship MMO. Ironically I'm sure.
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