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The High Elven Seat from Obese Kingdoms of Summer Solctice Age Long has died and a new Elf King has been crowned! 2016 claims another victim! Tension brews in the lands however, and mighty armies clash against one another for supremacy of the realms....  Just then, the mightiest warrior of the lands arrived.  Watch out for that vampire archer mighty warrior. She has a magic bow that still shoots even if you draw your bow like a loving idiot.  Hell yeah, we hosed that bitch up. Time go to boink my warrior princess wife rear end.  High Lord Chet thanks you for protecting the realms once again even if the High Elven Seat lard rear end politics won't let him be king even though he is the highest level in this dumb league. 
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I don't have anything funny to add here but hey man, this is a pretty good thread
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Dec 24, 2016 07:27
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These people are cool and go outside and have fun doing things they enjoy meeting other people with similar interests. I am glad for them and wish I could do that, instead i will make shitposts and hate everything in misery as i go balding and drinking myself into a stupor everynight on sa forums.
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Dec 24, 2016 07:29
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Not only am I impressed with the amount of work that went into the op, I'm also impressed by the amount of work that went into making those costumes.
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Dec 24, 2016 07:30
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Xaris posted:These people are cool and go outside and have fun doing things they enjoy meeting other people with similar interests. I am glad for them and wish I could do that, instead i will make shitposts and hate everything in misery as i go balding and drinking myself into a stupor everynight on sa forums. I will loving rape and kill you at golf or ford focus racing any day of the week you little bitch.
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Dec 24, 2016 07:31
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Thanduil's gonna be mad you're posting pics of him in high school.
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Dec 24, 2016 07:32
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Like, I know a bunch of people who got laid because of LARP and furthermore...
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Dec 24, 2016 07:34
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Forums poster Numismancer aka the mittani used to larp
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Dec 24, 2016 07:35
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[dj khaled voice] WE THA BEST!!!
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Dec 24, 2016 07:35
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Dave_Indeed posted:I will loving rape and kill you at golf or ford focus racing any day of the week you little bitch.
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Dec 24, 2016 07:38
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Never realized human blood had so many calories.
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Dec 24, 2016 07:43
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a fatpire
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Dec 24, 2016 07:43
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I have a sudden urge to watch some episodes of Xena: Warrior Princess or maybe that Hercules one any TV show from New Zealand, really
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Dec 24, 2016 07:46
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A wizard sends his magic eye to spy on the proceedings, and is dealt with harshly. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhbuEUoxntQ
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Dec 24, 2016 07:47
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strange feelings re Daisy posted:A wizard sends his magic eye to spy on the proceedings, and is dealt with harshly. Yeah that spell is helpful but if you take any physical damage it's over. He should have known.
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Dec 24, 2016 07:52
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It looks like the elf king is a loving idiot, if you catch my drift.
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Dec 24, 2016 08:10
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Scandal: elf king involved in diaperfur pornography ring
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Dec 24, 2016 08:20
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Xaris posted:These people are cool and go outside and have fun doing things they enjoy meeting other people with similar interests. I am glad for them and wish I could do that, instead i will make shitposts and hate everything in misery as i go balding and drinking myself into a stupor everynight on sa forums. i joined up with the nerf players on my college campus because despite being terrible nerds i wanted to have fun shooting nerf guns at other people and modifying nerf guns. i bought some electric ones and overvolted the gently caress out of em which was good fun. but the dumb drama was absolutely incredible and also the head guy was creepy and made moves on my friends and everyone there was completely insufferable bronie types fat guy with two chain fed machine guns and covered in trash can armor was loving awesome up until you realized he didn't know how to bathe some fat chick's retarded and unusable frankenstein modified gun shot a dart at me that was just a bb crammed into some tubular foam and it hit me in the forehead so hard it left a welt for a week. nobody had any issue with it because it was a girl so i was like yeah gently caress this
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Dec 24, 2016 08:42
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Should've come back with a real gun or a fertilizer truck and show em who's boss
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I blame Disney posted:I have a sudden urge to watch some episodes of Xena: Warrior Princess filthy, stinking little hobbits
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Dec 24, 2016 09:13
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Top Elf, Dickeye Spicenwolf, reporting to thread!
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Dec 24, 2016 11:05
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Russians are the only ones who do medieval cosplay right. THey basically just strap armor on eachother and then beat each other up until they cant stand anymore https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QvNzQ1fWURE
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Dec 24, 2016 11:21
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Doesn't compare to the death of the Goblin King
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look at those people doing a thing, well isn't that special. I wish i was fit enough to engage with others in the glorious forest of combat e: oh what webs of woe we weave, when we join the fighters fleets Hardawn fucked around with this message at 14:39 on Dec 24, 2016 |
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Dec 24, 2016 13:43
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nigga crab pollock posted:i joined up with the nerf players on my college campus because despite being terrible nerds i wanted to have fun shooting nerf guns at other people and modifying nerf guns. i bought some electric ones and overvolted the gently caress out of em which was good fun. but the dumb drama was absolutely incredible and also the head guy was creepy and made moves on my friends and everyone there was completely insufferable bronie types See, it's easy to make fun of dorks dressing up and play-fighting with magic and foam swords, but the real humor is in the utterly insane drama these morons get into over their play-fighting. There was a great A/T thread awhile back on someone who experienced intense LARP drama, and there's no shortage of it elsewhere either.
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Dec 24, 2016 14:37
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LARP is a great thing because it makes my nerd habits look charming and harmless by comparison.
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Mega64 posted:See, it's easy to make fun of dorks dressing up and play-fighting with magic and foam swords, but the real humor is in the utterly insane drama these morons get into over their play-fighting. There was a great A/T thread awhile back on someone who experienced intense LARP drama, and there's no shortage of it elsewhere either. Sure, but we put drama in litterally everything. Ever met that one dude in the office who just flips his poo poo when you take his stapler and OMG can you believe what Lisa said about Phil in the lunch room. Same stuff but with foamy swords.
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Dec 24, 2016 14:49
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Not a single dwarf in the court! Shameful. Why you excluding all my diggaz?!
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Dec 24, 2016 14:49
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Ya on one hand I commend these nerds for actually doing things outside but on the other there are lots of nerds who aren't part of mainstream society because they're so insufferable and stinky no normal person will tolerate them. Also they're still playing pretend in the end and for the most part people that play pretend as adults do so because they're somewhere between somewhat uninteresting and loving insufferable outside of whatever thing they're pretending to be.
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Zzulu posted:Russians are the only ones who do medieval cosplay right. THey basically just strap armor on eachother and then beat each other up until they cant stand anymore I always forget about this and I'm always excited when it gets reposted.
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CADPAT posted:Sure, but we put drama in litterally everything. Ever met that one dude in the office who just flips his poo poo when you take his stapler and OMG can you believe what Lisa said about Phil in the lunch room. Yeah but it's always funnier in need stuff because of the nerd group social fallacies.
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Colonel Cancer posted:Not a single dwarf in the court! Shameful. Why you excluding all my diggaz?! looool
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Dec 24, 2016 15:04
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a fellow at work is really particular about the term he uses about his activity which looks exactly like this. He doesn't like it to be called larping but i haven't asked for fear of offending.
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Dec 24, 2016 15:04
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I'm the 400lb airsoft guy larping the poo poo out of newbs in their period specific armor and costumes. Too hot to handle.
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Dec 24, 2016 16:25
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i'm all of these people and i smell really bad
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Dec 24, 2016 16:36
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I'm the dude who has an infinity forcefield and can shoot supernovas. Shut up Trevor you didn't hit me with that fireball! I'm telling mom!
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Dec 24, 2016 17:00
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I'm the high level creator of the event who just sits in town cause it's not a challenge.
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I'm a necromancer account
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Mega64 posted:See, it's easy to make fun of dorks dressing up and play-fighting with magic and foam swords, but the real humor is in the utterly insane drama these morons get into over their play-fighting. There was a great A/T thread awhile back on someone who experienced intense LARP drama, and there's no shortage of it elsewhere either. I think everyone should just go ahead and share their LARP drama with us. I can't imagine a scenario where this many people doing anything together doesn't come with a load of baggage.
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i have never larped but id be. willing to try, if there were a few girls in on it at least
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