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Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
The High Elven Seat from Obese Kingdoms of Summer Solctice Age Long has died and a new Elf King has been crowned! 2016 claims another victim!



Tension brews in the lands however, and mighty armies clash against one another for supremacy of the realms....



Just then, the mightiest warrior of the lands arrived.



Watch out for that vampire archer mighty warrior. She has a magic bow that still shoots even if you draw your bow like a loving idiot.



Hell yeah, we hosed that bitch up. Time go to boink my warrior princess wife rear end.



High Lord Chet thanks you for protecting the realms once again even if the High Elven Seat lard rear end politics won't let him be king even though he is the highest level in this dumb league.

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Hustlin Floh
Jul 20, 2009

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
I don't have anything funny to add here but hey man, this is a pretty good thread

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry
These people are cool and go outside and have fun doing things they enjoy meeting other people with similar interests. I am glad for them and wish I could do that, instead i will make shitposts and hate everything in misery as i go balding and drinking myself into a stupor everynight on sa forums.

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
Not only am I impressed with the amount of work that went into the op, I'm also impressed by the amount of work that went into making those costumes.

Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

Xaris posted:

These people are cool and go outside and have fun doing things they enjoy meeting other people with similar interests. I am glad for them and wish I could do that, instead i will make shitposts and hate everything in misery as i go balding and drinking myself into a stupor everynight on sa forums.

I will loving rape and kill you at golf or ford focus racing any day of the week you little bitch.

phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY
Thanduil's gonna be mad you're posting pics of him in high school.

Ben Smash
Aug 22, 2005

LARDROOM
Grimey Drawer
Like, I know a bunch of people who got laid because of LARP and furthermore...

Ben Smash
Aug 22, 2005

LARDROOM
Grimey Drawer
Forums poster Numismancer aka the mittani used to larp

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
[dj khaled voice] WE THA BEST!!!

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

Dave_Indeed posted:

I will loving rape and kill you at golf or ford focus racing any day of the week you little bitch.
Man you really are Ohioan.

scuba school sucks
Aug 30, 2012

The brilliance of my posting illuminates the forums like a jar of shining gold when all around is dark
Never realized human blood had so many calories.

naem
May 29, 2011

a fatpire

I blame Disney
Sep 30, 2016

They know what they did
I have a sudden urge to watch some episodes of Xena: Warrior Princess

or maybe that Hercules one

any TV show from New Zealand, really

strange feelings re Daisy
Aug 2, 2000

A wizard sends his magic eye to spy on the proceedings, and is dealt with harshly.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhbuEUoxntQ

Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

strange feelings re Daisy posted:

A wizard sends his magic eye to spy on the proceedings, and is dealt with harshly.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhbuEUoxntQ

Yeah that spell is helpful but if you take any physical damage it's over. He should have known.

guns for tits
Dec 25, 2014


It looks like the elf king is a loving idiot, if you catch my drift.

various cheeses
Jan 24, 2013

Scandal: elf king involved in diaperfur pornography ring

nigga crab pollock
Mar 26, 2010

by Lowtax

Xaris posted:

These people are cool and go outside and have fun doing things they enjoy meeting other people with similar interests. I am glad for them and wish I could do that, instead i will make shitposts and hate everything in misery as i go balding and drinking myself into a stupor everynight on sa forums.

i joined up with the nerf players on my college campus because despite being terrible nerds i wanted to have fun shooting nerf guns at other people and modifying nerf guns. i bought some electric ones and overvolted the gently caress out of em which was good fun. but the dumb drama was absolutely incredible and also the head guy was creepy and made moves on my friends and everyone there was completely insufferable bronie types

fat guy with two chain fed machine guns and covered in trash can armor was loving awesome up until you realized he didn't know how to bathe

some fat chick's retarded and unusable frankenstein modified gun shot a dart at me that was just a bb crammed into some tubular foam and it hit me in the forehead so hard it left a welt for a week. nobody had any issue with it because it was a girl so i was like yeah gently caress this

various cheeses
Jan 24, 2013

Should've come back with a real gun or a fertilizer truck and show em who's boss

naem
May 29, 2011

I blame Disney posted:

I have a sudden urge to watch some episodes of Xena: Warrior Princess

or maybe that Hercules one

any TV show from New Zealand, really

filthy, stinking little hobbits

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013
Top Elf, Dickeye Spicenwolf, reporting to thread!

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
Russians are the only ones who do medieval cosplay right. THey basically just strap armor on eachother and then beat each other up until they cant stand anymore

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QvNzQ1fWURE

Lemon
May 22, 2003

Doesn't compare to the death of the Goblin King

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice
look at those people doing a thing, well isn't that special. I wish i was fit enough to engage with others in the glorious forest of combat


e: oh what webs of woe we weave, when we join the fighters fleets

Hardawn fucked around with this message at 14:39 on Dec 24, 2016

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

nigga crab pollock posted:

i joined up with the nerf players on my college campus because despite being terrible nerds i wanted to have fun shooting nerf guns at other people and modifying nerf guns. i bought some electric ones and overvolted the gently caress out of em which was good fun. but the dumb drama was absolutely incredible and also the head guy was creepy and made moves on my friends and everyone there was completely insufferable bronie types

fat guy with two chain fed machine guns and covered in trash can armor was loving awesome up until you realized he didn't know how to bathe

some fat chick's retarded and unusable frankenstein modified gun shot a dart at me that was just a bb crammed into some tubular foam and it hit me in the forehead so hard it left a welt for a week. nobody had any issue with it because it was a girl so i was like yeah gently caress this

See, it's easy to make fun of dorks dressing up and play-fighting with magic and foam swords, but the real humor is in the utterly insane drama these morons get into over their play-fighting. There was a great A/T thread awhile back on someone who experienced intense LARP drama, and there's no shortage of it elsewhere either.

LethalGeek
Nov 4, 2009

LARP is a great thing because it makes my nerd habits look charming and harmless by comparison.

CADPAT
Jul 23, 2004

For the men
to my left and right!
:hist101:

Mega64 posted:

See, it's easy to make fun of dorks dressing up and play-fighting with magic and foam swords, but the real humor is in the utterly insane drama these morons get into over their play-fighting. There was a great A/T thread awhile back on someone who experienced intense LARP drama, and there's no shortage of it elsewhere either.

Sure, but we put drama in litterally everything. Ever met that one dude in the office who just flips his poo poo when you take his stapler and OMG can you believe what Lisa said about Phil in the lunch room.

Same stuff but with foamy swords.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Not a single dwarf in the court! Shameful. Why you excluding all my diggaz?!

EvilJoven
Mar 18, 2005

NOBODY,IN THE HISTORY OF EVER, HAS ASKED OR CARED WHAT CANADA THINKS. YOU ARE NOT A COUNTRY. YOUR MONEY HAS THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND ON IT. IF YOU DIG AROUND IN YOUR BACKYARD, NATIVE SKELETONS WOULD EXPLODE OUT OF YOUR LAWN LIKE THE END OF POLTERGEIST. CANADA IS SO POLITE, EH?
Fun Shoe
Ya on one hand I commend these nerds for actually doing things outside but on the other there are lots of nerds who aren't part of mainstream society because they're so insufferable and stinky no normal person will tolerate them. Also they're still playing pretend in the end and for the most part people that play pretend as adults do so because they're somewhere between somewhat uninteresting and loving insufferable outside of whatever thing they're pretending to be.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Zzulu posted:

Russians are the only ones who do medieval cosplay right. THey basically just strap armor on eachother and then beat each other up until they cant stand anymore

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QvNzQ1fWURE

I always forget about this and I'm always excited when it gets reposted.

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy

CADPAT posted:

Sure, but we put drama in litterally everything. Ever met that one dude in the office who just flips his poo poo when you take his stapler and OMG can you believe what Lisa said about Phil in the lunch room.

Same stuff but with foamy swords.

Yeah but it's always funnier in need stuff because of the nerd group social fallacies.

The Sweetling
May 13, 2005

BOOMSHAKALAKA
Fun Shoe

Colonel Cancer posted:

Not a single dwarf in the court! Shameful. Why you excluding all my diggaz?!

looool

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice
a fellow at work is really particular about the term he uses about his activity which looks exactly like this. He doesn't like it to be called larping but i haven't asked for fear of offending.

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k
I'm the 400lb airsoft guy larping the poo poo out of newbs in their period specific armor and costumes. Too hot to handle.

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
i'm all of these people and i smell really bad

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.
I'm the dude who has an infinity forcefield and can shoot supernovas. Shut up Trevor you didn't hit me with that fireball! I'm telling mom!

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice
I'm the high level creator of the event who just sits in town cause it's not a challenge.

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!
I'm a necromancer account

Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

Mega64 posted:

See, it's easy to make fun of dorks dressing up and play-fighting with magic and foam swords, but the real humor is in the utterly insane drama these morons get into over their play-fighting. There was a great A/T thread awhile back on someone who experienced intense LARP drama, and there's no shortage of it elsewhere either.

I think everyone should just go ahead and share their LARP drama with us.

I can't imagine a scenario where this many people doing anything together doesn't come with a load of baggage.

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Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
i have never larped but id be. willing to try, if there were a few girls in on it at least

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