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I wonder if the really crazy old people we notice are just the ones who were really goony when they were younger. It isn't like "The Greatest Generation" were exempt from having their anti-social sadbrains.
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GORILLA BASTARD posted:I have less than 4 yrs till retirement. Are you concerned that the Alzheimers may force you into early retirement?
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Soup du Journey posted:i'll add to that by saying that you should keep your rear end busy as a senior. if your line of work allows it (and if you dont hate what you do), don't just quit but part time it. im only 12 y/o, but after i "retire" i figure ill still put in a day or two a week until im dead and gay in the ground. did aatrek know you were 2 when you joined the forums
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I'm about to hit a point where I can no longer pretend I'm not middle aged. The best part that I've found about getting older is the way the aging process just molds you into a being that doesn't give a gently caress. You may be viewed as a jackass by the young people whose opinions matter more than yours, but you just don't give a gently caress about that either. It's great. It's incredibly liberating. Look, you see those elderly guys at the beach who are wearing sock garters and shorts? Laugh if you will, but make no mistake - those guys aren't oblivious. They know. I mean, if you point it out to them, if you ask them, sure they realize that they look absurd. They don't care. You know why? Because sagging socks are uncomfortable and annoying. And also, gently caress you. Who cares? They stopped giving a gently caress about wearing cool clothes or keeping up with trends decades ago. They stopped caring if some fourteen year old kid snickers at them. They stopped trying to be physically attractive to potential sexual partners. Oh, to be sure, they can still be sexually active, but the people who'll gently caress them also stopped caring about sock garters years ago. They just want to catch some rays, maybe float in the ocean a bit, and get drunk tonight. Reached 60 or 70 and you're not dead or bed ridden? Super. Being cool, hip, or responsible is for suckers. And you shins and ankles feel snug and secure. You ever wish you could be one of those cool as hell people who gave no fucks? Age.
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spank my snatch posted:cool as hell people who gave no fucks   
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spank my snatch posted:I'm about to hit a point where I can no longer pretend I'm not middle aged. The best part that I've found about getting older is the way the aging process just . My favorite part about aging is old man strength. I work out less than fifteen years ago but, because of having to chase my kids around and be the person in the family who has to lift anything heavy, I'm lifting about twice as much weight at 38 than I was at 23. I moved last week, and there was a lot of heavy lifting with me and my 20-something strongest friends, and I could hoist up with one arm more than any of them could with two just thanks to experience and core strength
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Jan 3, 2017 03:31
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old people definitely learn to pat themselves on the back for some strange poo poo.
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A lot of the elderly regress into children and their filter disappears. I went to a senior center once and they actively wished death on other seniors, saying stuff like "wish that old bitch would just die."
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Mameluke posted:did aatrek know you were 2 when you joined the forums im a cat irl so 12 is actually SUPER old
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Like a "I purr and eat catfood, piss off im asleep 18 hours a day" cat or a "My names Dave I like to poo poo myself, also im really a cat puuuurrrr" cat?
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Hardawn posted:old people definitely learn to pat themselves on the back for some strange poo poo. don't care
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504 posted:Like a "I purr and eat catfood, piss off im asleep 18 hours a day" cat or a "My names Dave I like to poo poo myself, also im really a cat puuuurrrr" cat? so a slave name is the only difference?
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Kuato posted:A lot of the elderly regress into children and their filter disappears. I went to a senior center once and they actively wished death on other seniors, saying stuff like "wish that old bitch would just die." https://youtu.be/3PbdyJ_ybSI
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nah im the real deal i got 4 legs no hands and fur all over. its pretty great my old man makes me fresh food and i eat it all up with my sister! 
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yeah but check out this evolution  
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dumb guy with a pile of random tools that cant understand why a toilet not connected to anything isn't working to Senile old git pulling a toilet apart by hand?
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spank my snatch posted:don't care almost missed this, lol very lol
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504 posted:dumb guy with a pile of random tools that cant understand why a toilet not connected to anything isn't working yeah but the old guy gets to look smug about it. geez. keep up.
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maybe the old dude should worry less about the flush system and more about the big hole in the side of the tank
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Gazpacho posted:maybe the old dude should worry less about the flush system and more about the big hole in the side of the tank i got a flush system you can worry about
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hth posted:i got a flush system you can worry about never mind
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key party favors posted:yeah but the old guy gets to look smug about it. geez. keep up. Cant. Old.
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hth posted:i got a flush system you can worry about change your own colostomy bag jfc, and no we won't watch your youtube videos about them
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Gazpacho posted:maybe the old dude should worry less about the flush system and more about the big hole in the side of the tank he old. but what about this old? 
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Hardawn posted:change your own colostomy bag jfc, and no we won't watch your youtube videos about them you ever see those ones with the cute girls changing out their bags and youre all like "i wonder if butt stuff is still on the table"?
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hth posted:you ever see those ones with the cute girls changing out their bags and youre all like "i wonder if butt stuff is still on the table"? literally the only thing i was thinking about as i typed that reply eww sick
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hth posted:you ever see those ones with the cute girls changing out their bags and youre all like "i wonder if butt stuff is still on the table"? You gently caress the stoma, duh
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BIG-DICK-BUTT-gently caress posted:You gently caress the stoma, duh gross, thats how you catch IBS
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I like old people Hi old people
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Invisible Handjob posted:I like old people Hi. How things goin?
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I have learned for myself that the healthiest thing you can do regarding aging is not caring about it. Just go at your own pace, do what you want to and can do, not what xx-year old you should do. Worrying about your age and comparing it to others constantly is a surefire way to get bitter. I know because I almost went down that road.
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Most of us goons will be the loud old people on the net when we are, on average, old. Instead of shaking our fists on the porch, we'll probably be soft-trolling the newer generations online or some poo poo, and they will curse us like they did baby boomers. I'll be dead honest, old age mostly bothers me for vanity reasons. Eventually I'll have to drop that someday, but at the very least I'd like to be a spry, wiry old odd man instead of the typical "I gave up on fitness a long time ago" pudgy old guy. Lose as much excess fat as you can, and put on enough muscle while you are still young so you aren't completely helpless. And honestly? If I died of a heart attack or a stroke while going out for a morning jog, I think I'd be alright with dying while doing something like that.
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wicker man I encourage you to go out jogging right now in that case! haha!! I want to be old fat and bald those are my life goals and I've already got #2 pretty much down.
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