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I shift back and forth on the toilet, sometimes do calf raises. About every 15 minutes i stand up and flush the toilet, stretch my arms a little and then sit back down.
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Luvcow posted:I shift back and forth on the toilet, sometimes do calf raises. About every 15 minutes i stand up and flush the toilet, stretch my arms a little and then sit back down. Sorry about your unelastic anus
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Jan 5, 2017 16:51
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Just have Siri dick take all my posts while in the gym pumping Ian.
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Jan 5, 2017 16:55
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I post from inside a rigid container.
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Jan 5, 2017 16:56
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I drink a half-gallon of eggnog for lunch to keep my energy levels up
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Jan 5, 2017 16:59
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I use dragon naturally speaking to post while I give out handies 2 at a time to random passers by.
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Jan 5, 2017 17:01
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EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. ITS CHRONICLES OF RIDDICK AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, RIDDICK. I DO EVERY MOVE AND I DO EVERY MOVE HARD. MAKIN WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I SLAM DOWN SOME NECRO BASTARDS OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP TECHNIQUE. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY ESCAPED THE GALAXYS MOST DANGEROUS PRISON. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN MY COLLEGE CLASS AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN COLLEGE CLASS CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JEKRS. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE LINES AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY APARTMENT LESS LONELY BY SHOUTING EM ALL. 2 HOURS INCLUDING WIND DOWN EVERY MORNIng
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Jan 5, 2017 17:03
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Intermittent sobbing is a great ab workout
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Jan 5, 2017 17:04
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I like to wrestle with inanimate objects irl and in my mind.
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Jan 5, 2017 17:12
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Suck my own dick
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i trick my mind into going to crossfit class almost every day by not trying hard so working out isn't a painful experience
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Jan 5, 2017 17:14
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1redflag posted:EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. ITS CHRONICLES OF RIDDICK AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, RIDDICK. I DO EVERY MOVE AND I DO EVERY MOVE HARD. MAKIN WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I SLAM DOWN SOME NECRO BASTARDS OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP TECHNIQUE. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY ESCAPED THE GALAXYS MOST DANGEROUS PRISON. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN MY COLLEGE CLASS AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN COLLEGE CLASS CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JEKRS. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE LINES AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY APARTMENT LESS LONELY BY SHOUTING EM ALL. 2 HOURS INCLUDING WIND DOWN EVERY MORNIng srs piece of journalism might from the Daily Dot: https://www.google.com/amp/s/dailydot.relaymedia.com/amp/unclick/chronicles-of-reddick-vhs-meme
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Jan 5, 2017 17:22
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Round is a shape
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Jan 5, 2017 17:25
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A misanthrope posted:this is my postin rig It would be great to have something like this that requir s you to generate the electricity to power the computer
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Jan 5, 2017 18:15
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Jack off five times a day. It keeps your cardio up.
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Jan 5, 2017 18:42
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I don't
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Jan 5, 2017 18:48
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Tapeworms.
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Jan 5, 2017 19:42
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Constantly doing flips. front, back, no biggie
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Jan 5, 2017 19:51
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10 dick pushups per post
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I keep a turd partially poking out of my anus that I expel and retract every few minutes for cardio. If you practice enough you can graduate to using a standing desk which impresses the gently caress out of the guys in marketing!
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