how do you stay in shape while posting?

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gary oldmans diary: Sep 26, 2005

i am constantly eating celery to maximize my skinny fat

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Kuato: Feb 25, 2005; "I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"; Buglord

I give my hand a good workout and get my heart rate going while edging on tube sites.

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Happy Hedonist: Jan 18, 2009

Grapefruit diet and sad movies.

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buglord: Jul 31, 2010; Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!; Buglord

one set of pushups per post :cool:

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frogge: Apr 7, 2006

By posting when I'm on an exercise bike.

# ? Jan 5, 2017 08:28

myDad: Jan 20, 2010; ce n'est pas ma m�re; College Slice

My laptop charges by recumbent bike generator

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gimme the GOD DAMN candy: Jul 1, 2007

i am too depressed to move or eat 90% of the time

# ? Jan 5, 2017 08:34

H.H: Oct 24, 2006; August is the Cruelest Month

I'm keeping fit by my daily exercise regimen of carnal knowledge of your family members, OP.

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Spermanent Record: Mar 28, 2007; I interviewed a NK escapee who came to my school and made a thread. Then life got in the way and the translation had to be postponed. I did finish it in the end, but nobody is going to pay 10 bux to update my.avatar

Kegels, op.

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Guildenstern Mother: Mar 31, 2010; Why walk when you can ride?

red wine is healthy so I just keep a constant stream of that going while posting. Todays a cheat day and I made mussels for dinner so its white tonight.

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Joust: Dec 7, 2007; No Ledges.

Giant keboard. Only way I can type is by gently squatting my behind onto each key.

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Masturbasturd: Sep 1, 2014

Spermanent Record posted:

Kegels, op.

Cringels, op. Every time I see one of your posts it's at least 15 reps.

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Iron Prince: Aug 28, 2005; Buglord

I am constantly clenched

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DICTATOR OF FUNK: Nov 6, 2007; aaaaaw yeeeeeah

i eat a lot of hosed up poo poo so i stay a nice round shape!! :lol:

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numberoneposter: Feb 19, 2014; How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

-list making

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The Management: Jan 2, 2010; sup, bitch?

I don't push or force it, I just relax and let the post move out of me when my body is ready

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numberoneposter: Feb 19, 2014; How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

by braving the sub zero temperatures and resupply the cache

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Dr. Dogballs Jr.: Jun 9, 2014; the angriest sex machine

my furious hands burn enough calories on their own iykwim :grin:

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gary oldmans diary: Sep 26, 2005

my fingers rapidly yet gracefully dart and blaze across the keyboard. i call it goop dancing

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Take the plunge! Okay!: Feb 24, 2007

I don't

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cnut: May 3, 2016

I do nothing and stay quite round. Round's a shape, isn't it?

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ClamdestineBoyster: Aug 15, 2015; Can't post for 10 years!

Rubber suit, cuttin weight while sweatposting. :mmmsmug:

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Hug in a Can: Aug 1, 2010; NICE FLAMINGO
kind heart
fierce mind
brave spirit

be good and try hard!

I jazzercise. Obviously!

# ? Jan 5, 2017 10:50

Joust: Dec 7, 2007; No Ledges.

I eat like a caveman, it's mostly moss and feces and a little secret, it works!

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ProfessorMurder: Aug 27, 2003; I can wet the bed in the shape of Abraham Lincoln

I'm pretty much constantly pushing a boulder up a hill. Good way to keep in shape.

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extra stout: Feb 24, 2005; ISILDUR's ERR

ProfessorMurder posted:

I'm pretty much constantly pushing a boulder up a hill. Good way to keep in shape.

more like sissyphus

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PS1 Hagrid: Sep 17, 2007

I cut off my limbs one by one to lose weight.

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Gobblecoque: Sep 6, 2011

i do hummingbirds that are imperceptible to the human eye

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Nonviolent J: Jul 20, 2006; by FactsAreUseless; Soiled Meat

im too depressed and hungover to eat so i weigh nothing

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Hardawn: Mar 15, 2004; Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates; College Slice

By feeding only my brain with nowledge

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a misanthrope: Jun 21, 2010

this is my postin rig

im from the future :pcgaming:

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a misanthrope: Jun 21, 2010

this is my postin rig

im an insufferable tech industry douchebag :smug:

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a misanthrope: Jun 21, 2010

jk im not either of those

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Doredrin: Sep 5, 2016; by zen death robot

I do a lot of drugs.

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big nipples big life: May 12, 2014

A misanthrope posted:

this is my postin rig

im from the future

You're way hotter than I expected, I guess it's from all that postin

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a misanthrope: Jun 21, 2010

Ol Cactus Dick posted:

You're way hotter than I expected, I guess it's from all that postin

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exquisite tea: Apr 21, 2007; Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."

I run 10 miles almost every single day of my life and use that time to think about the really dumb opinions some goons have about movies and video games.

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