Impossible beauty standards

Which do you not like?
	threading my brows
	Bleaching butthole
	electrolysis on my dick
	Contouring makeup
	Blood bath
	Semen scrub
	Blow out after blow out
	Shoulder pads
	Hair extensions
	Teeth whitening
	Manis and pedis
	Good posture
	Waxing everywhere
	Capsaicin for plumper lips
	Color contacts
	longer lashes
	Lipsuctional surggies
	Deodie everyday!?!?!
	Shapening girdle
	Heeled shoes
	Encrusted codpiece attachment
	Shaving my neck line
	Styling my tuft of chest hair
	Impressive plume of feathers
	perfect skin

Hector Beerlioz: Jun 16, 2010; aw, hec

Lawrence Gilchrist posted:

Are they supposed to stick to the shamwow?

You getting this, cameraguy?

# ? Jan 16, 2017 07:35

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# ? May 17, 2024 02:18

Moridin920: Nov 15, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

criscodisco posted:

I can't pretend to know what it's like to be a young woman looking at photoshopped pictures of Katy Perry and wondering why my boobs are so weird, but I don't really see the problem with advertisements and other media showing unattainable standards.

In a very sad way, these things are what passes as art these days. Surely most women of the era didn't look like the Venus de Milo, who looked like you took a skinned lady and filled her with oranges, but I'm sure there were those who tried their damnedest.

I look at it like I do haute couture fashion shows: it's not what you're gonna see strutting down the aisle at Walmart, but instead a fantasy of what you'd see in a dream or another planet where everyone has no pores.

cmon fam just because you're a gay man doesn't mean you can't understand how kids can look at some chiseled hunk and go 'gently caress man wtf' and feel like poo poo about themselves

i agree that at some point it's like on you to be an adult about the situation and realize that poo poo is all faaake but when ads are targeted towards kids it's kind of scummy as gently caress

# ? Jan 16, 2017 19:02

Pick: Jul 19, 2009; Nap Ghost

# ? Jan 16, 2017 19:58

Moridin920: Nov 15, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

I DON'T LIKE THAT

# ? Jan 16, 2017 20:06

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

I just threw up

# ? Jan 16, 2017 20:26

Pick: Jul 19, 2009; Nap Ghost

The Bananana posted:

I just threw up

oh no!

# ? Jan 16, 2017 20:32

SniperWoreConverse: Mar 20, 2010; Gun Saliva

JFC take a shower

# ? Jan 16, 2017 20:32

SniperWoreConverse: Mar 20, 2010; Gun Saliva

clean your goddamn house

# ? Jan 16, 2017 20:33

Archer666: Dec 27, 2008

Its too difficult not to eat a bucket of twinkies and a tub of mtn dew. Curse you society (and diabetes)

# ? Jan 16, 2017 20:39

numberoneposter: Feb 19, 2014; How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

i spent $30,000 getting my entire body laser hair removal

# ? Jan 16, 2017 21:50

Rudeboy Detective: Apr 28, 2011

I think you are all beautiful the way you are!

# ? Jan 16, 2017 22:08

Hardawn: Mar 15, 2004; Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates; College Slice

My Man Shran posted:

I'm sorry about your weird, non-standard genital configuration, OP.

Ahhmmm.... My genitals are OK now then?

# ? Jan 16, 2017 22:14

Rudeboy Detective: Apr 28, 2011

Your genitals are still weird, but I still love them.

# ? Jan 16, 2017 22:18

JIZZ DENOUEMENT: Oct 3, 2012; STRIKE!

I wanna try that super shave stuff but I am not a black man. Also I have sensitive skin. I will post updates if I drunkenly order this stuff off amazon and then apply it to my body.

# ? Jan 16, 2017 22:21

Hardawn: Mar 15, 2004; Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates; College Slice

As someone who had lice as an adult a few years ago, those are cray cray

Stupid wife working with kids

# ? Jan 16, 2017 22:56

Gobblecoque: Sep 6, 2011

Pick posted:

brb, setting myself and everything i own on fire

# ? Jan 17, 2017 12:41

Hardawn: Mar 15, 2004; Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates; College Slice

my dude just got in these diet pills containing live tapeworm eggs, wish me luck on finally losing that final 15!!!

# ? Jan 18, 2017 03:10

Ork of Fiction: Jul 22, 2013

I want to get hair and fat added 2 me so I can pretend to be a gorilla since apes are above the law.

# ? Jan 18, 2017 04:21

Blue Train: Jun 17, 2012

Ork of Fiction posted:

I want to get hair and fat added 2 me so I can pretend to be a gorilla since apes are above the law.

Tell that to harambe

# ? Jan 18, 2017 04:26

Hardawn: Mar 15, 2004; Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates; College Slice

I always wanted to see Chris Rock's documentary Good Hair anyone see it?

# ? Jan 18, 2017 12:03

abigserve: Sep 13, 2009; this is a better avatar than what I had before

I was a nerdy dweeb of a teenager and i never felt less than a man because of what I saw on TV or in movies

Body image issues are due to a lovely upbringing.

# ? Jan 18, 2017 12:25

various cheeses: Jan 24, 2013

Fact: It's impossible to lose weight

# ? Jan 18, 2017 12:27

Moridin920: Nov 15, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

Blue Train posted:

Tell that to harambe

RIP

# ? Jan 18, 2017 16:33

Neutrino: Mar 8, 2006; Fallen Rib

I can never be the furry racoon I fantasize about.

# ? Jan 18, 2017 17:02

Incitatus: Dec 16, 2005; The Meat Man was out of wings, Mr. William Ash More!

Pick posted:

oh no!

This is why I had to get a merkin

# ? Jan 18, 2017 17:29

Hardawn: Mar 15, 2004; Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates; College Slice

So which is more en vogue, tucking my gut in or having my gut hang over my belt

# ? Jan 18, 2017 19:11

Incitatus: Dec 16, 2005; The Meat Man was out of wings, Mr. William Ash More!

Hardawn posted:

So which is more en vogue, tucking my gut in or having my gut hang over my belt

Tuck in your gut, but have your dick poking up over the waistline. It'll let people know that you're a straight shooter.

# ? Jan 18, 2017 19:36

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# ? May 17, 2024 02:18

Hardawn: Mar 15, 2004; Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates; College Slice

Incitatus posted:

Tuck in your gut, but have your dick poking up over the waistline. It'll let people know that you're a straight shooter.

this is very generous of you thanks

# ? Jan 18, 2017 23:08