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1/1/17 -In celebration of another year, I've decided to start keeping a journal. |
# ? Jan 20, 2017 03:06 |
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1/2/17 -Feeling good about today, cleaned up my magazine, not a speck of dust in sight. Yeah this is gonna be my year, I just know it!
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# ? Jan 20, 2017 03:06 |
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1/3/17 -Today I asked a cute hollowpoint out, but she turned me down, said she knows when to stop and I don't. Technically true but I can't help that I was designed this way.
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# ? Jan 20, 2017 03:07 |
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1/6/17 -I saw some new full metal jackets today. Their bottoms were totally uncovered?! I don't understand fashion.
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# ? Jan 20, 2017 03:10 |
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1/7/17 This has been the longest day of my life. Finally got my chance in the barrel. They pointed me at some guy in a trench coat and sunglasses, in those moments where you'll gliding through the air, it's almost as if the whole world is standing still. |
# ? Jan 20, 2017 03:22 |
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1/8/17 -Contemplating what happens after we are shot. Will I still be me if I'm melted down and recast? Really struggling on this.
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# ? Jan 20, 2017 03:28 |
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1/9/17 Really excited, might have a gig with the New Mythbusters- it's a small part where I get to slam into a block of ballistics gel for some test or other. I might even get a shot at hitting Buster! https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
# ? Jan 20, 2017 03:54 |
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1/10/17 I met an old bullet who met Superman back in the day! Can you imagine? The first one to get outrun by the one and only Superman! It would be like being a small 2-story condo meeting the first tall building he leapt over. Or that first locomaotive! https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
# ? Jan 20, 2017 03:57 |
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2/11/17 ran into an old friend today |
# ? Jan 20, 2017 03:57 |
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1-20-17 Today I decided to see just how much I can drink in one sitting. I'm dead now. |
# ? Jan 20, 2017 04:07 |
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23-4-27 I never thought the frontline would be so exhausting. It's my first day and I'm already spent. |
# ? Jan 20, 2017 04:16 |
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social vegan posted:23-4-27
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# ? Jan 20, 2017 04:17 |
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1/11/17 saw a job posting today: "HELP WANTED FOR WEREWOLF KILLING. SILVER BULLETS ONLY PLEASE." the age-old prejudice is alive and well. maybe the reason regular bullets don't kill werewolves is that we don't get cast in those parts? |
# ? Jan 20, 2017 04:18 |
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20-1-17 I'm British now |
# ? Jan 20, 2017 04:44 |
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tao of lmao posted:20-1-17
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# ? Jan 20, 2017 04:49 |
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July 3rd, 1863 Some guy just bit me. What the hell?
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# ? Jan 20, 2017 05:01 |
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1-1-18 flipping back through last year's journal. a lot of these entries aren't my own. I'd say less than a 1/3 of them are mine, or I don't remember a lot of these days. something's wrong. seeing a doctor tomorrow. |
# ? Jan 20, 2017 05:20 |
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1/19/17 - Tired of people using our word 'rounds' incorrectly, "a round of drinks" "around the house." vanisher fucked around with this message at 19:10 on Jan 20, 2017
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# ? Jan 20, 2017 05:42 |
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5/20/17 The guy from Creed strung a bunch of me and my friends together to make a bracelet. It kinda reminds me of that movie Sausage Party but for bullets becoming the from Creed's bracelet. |
# ? Jan 20, 2017 12:14 |
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6/1/17 -Getting really sick of how bullets are portrayed in Hollywood. We can't start fires or break locks, and not all of us are killers you know. Would really love to see something that shows bullets hanging out in the ammo box, just chillin but I guess that wouldn't be exciting enough.
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# ? Jan 20, 2017 15:59 |
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1/20/3017 Times are tough. The lasers have taken all our jobs. We have protested to no effect. No one wants bullets anymore, just flashy fancy-pants blasters. How am I supposed to feed my beautiful slug wife and our grapeshot children? I have no choice but to seek the gunpowder black market. Wish me luck.
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# ? Jan 20, 2017 16:22 |
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City of Glompton posted:6/1/17 *pulls the slide back on a semi-auto hand gun a few times to show that I mean business* *cocks the hammer back to show even more how little any of this makes sense* *Keeps pulling the slide back doing it over and over and has no more bullets left in the clip^ *Runs away scared with an empty gun* *Throws the empty gun over my shoulder hitting the big red button the bad guys have sitting out in the open* *Strides away into the distance with explosions going off in the background* No journal entry, no bullets used.
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# ? Jan 20, 2017 16:29 |
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death sext posted:1/20/3017
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# ? Jan 20, 2017 20:08 |
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Manifisto posted:1/11/17 social vegan posted:5/20/17 |
# ? Jan 20, 2017 20:21 |