The government is making me reproduce

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Stick Figure Mafia: Dec 11, 2004

The bye bye man is gonna get you

# ? Jan 24, 2017 21:38

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Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

OctoberBlues posted:

When I say "dog socks" do you first think of people socks with dogs on them or do you think of socks made for dogs?

Socks made out of dogs.

# ? Jan 24, 2017 22:17

Nolan Arenado: May 8, 2009

Meredith Baxter-Burnout posted:

Socks made out of dogs.

*scribbles furiously in notebook*

# ? Jan 24, 2017 22:29

Ben Smash: Aug 22, 2005; LARDROOM; Grimey Drawer

OP are you OK? Are you off your meds? Do you need somebody to talk to?

# ? Jan 24, 2017 23:03

myDad: Jan 20, 2010; ce n'est pas ma m�re; College Slice

Dave_Indeed posted:

I keep having this dream where I get locked in a government space rocket thing that's really just a sexy living room with a working fireplace and a lot of pillows and cushion and the front of it is all glass so I can see all the space. Anyhow, I'm locked in there with all of my buddies wives and I'm just pounding them non stop and cumming every where and they're just rolling around in my cum and high fiving and making out with my balls.

MAGA.

I'll astral project up there & snag a few for myself

# ? Jan 24, 2017 23:08

Nolan Arenado: May 8, 2009

myDad posted:

I'll astral project up there & snag a few for myself

My man

# ? Jan 24, 2017 23:23

Smash it Smash hit: Dec 30, 2009; prettay, prettay

This is very serious y'all I was going to post it in en but they would just tell me to get therapy :rolleyes:

# ? Jan 25, 2017 00:28

Smash it Smash hit: Dec 30, 2009; prettay, prettay

They put nano bot bed bugs to monitor my nutrition in take

# ? Jan 25, 2017 00:29

Smash it Smash hit: Dec 30, 2009; prettay, prettay

Little Franklin told me this

# ? Jan 25, 2017 00:29

Smash it Smash hit: Dec 30, 2009; prettay, prettay

they have been sending me texas super food pills to make sure my seed is virile and perfect!

# ? Feb 27, 2017 14:22

Rockman Reserve: Oct 2, 2007; "Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"

Smash it Smash hit posted:

ii have been researching it, i think its apart of the "Hollow Earth Reproduction Project"

You are actually part of the Hollow Earth Reproduction Project Empowered Sperm team. Truly a master of HERPES.

# ? Feb 27, 2017 15:36

Smash it Smash hit: Dec 30, 2009; prettay, prettay

food court bailiff posted:

You are actually part of the Hollow Earth Reproduction Project Empowered Sperm team. Truly a master of HERPES.

this just might be true

# ? Feb 27, 2017 16:21

Cosmic Charlie: Apr 6, 2009; How do you do? Truckin' in style along the avenue

Smash it Smash hit posted:

ii have been researching it, i think its apart of the "Hollow Earth Reproduction Project"

Holy poo poo man do you have any idea how much sperm it's going to take to fill that thing?

# ? Feb 27, 2017 16:56

Smash it Smash hit: Dec 30, 2009; prettay, prettay

Cosmic Charlie posted:

Holy poo poo man do you have any idea how much sperm it's going to take to fill that thing?

i have alot of work to do.

# ? Feb 27, 2017 16:57

Smash it Smash hit: Dec 30, 2009; prettay, prettay

but damnit i love my country

# ? Feb 27, 2017 16:57

Cosmic Charlie: Apr 6, 2009; How do you do? Truckin' in style along the avenue

Stay hydrated and godspeed

# ? Feb 27, 2017 17:05

Hardawn: Mar 15, 2004; Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates; College Slice

Zinc supplement is good for ya too

# ? Feb 27, 2017 17:58

Smash it Smash hit: Dec 30, 2009; prettay, prettay

Hardawn posted:

Zinc supplement is good for ya too

i dont eat rocks

# ? Feb 27, 2017 18:06

Cosmic Charlie: Apr 6, 2009; How do you do? Truckin' in style along the avenue

Crush up the zinc and smoke it in the lightbulb

# ? Feb 27, 2017 18:35

Smash it Smash hit: Dec 30, 2009; prettay, prettay

Cosmic Charlie posted:

Crush up the zinc and smoke it in the lightbulb

thank god someone has sense here, thanks

# ? Feb 27, 2017 18:41

Hardawn: Mar 15, 2004; Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates; College Slice

I buy those flowers in a glass tube, they are pretty

# ? Feb 27, 2017 18:52

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macdonal hamborkles: Mar 29, 2010; Twerk it good!

Big gubbermen wants my tadpoles!

# ? Feb 27, 2017 19:58

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