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so forced me into some sort of secret project and now they make me cum in vials and have a certain quota every week 
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nice then why did they give you that face?
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they say my sperm is on the top percentile in activity that is vital in reproduction in "less than ideal environments" aka not vaginas????????
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Jan 24, 2017 15:01
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close this quick, gbs is monitored by top government men
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Jan 24, 2017 15:01
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It might not even be the government. Might just be some random nut job with a misspelled name tag that says government. You god drat dumb Goons gotta be more careful when you leave the house
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Jan 24, 2017 15:02
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they're not worried about keeping it a secret they dont think anyone would believe me anyways
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and im not sure when they even got my sperm to test it in the first place? I am thinking that the FBI sent some sexy broad to seduce me???????
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ii have been researching it, i think its apart of the "Hollow Earth Reproduction Project"
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Are we supposed to send our sperm to the President?
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or HERPs
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maybe try replacing the cum with someting else to fool em. maybe miracle whip???
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I dont know, one time i didnt meat the quota and the next day my ddog was shaven,
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Egbert Souse posted:Are we supposed to send our sperm to the President? Yeah, its part of Trumps "Trickle down" pissnomics.
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this was happening way before trump, this goes way deeper down the rabbit hole
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when i give them a good batch they leave little trinkets onmy pillows when i wake up, but noen of it seems to make sense what am i suppose to do with a necklace with a ravens claw tied to it?
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Smash it Smash hit posted:this was happening way before trump, this goes way deeper down the rabbit hole And we all know what eats rabbits
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Hardawn posted:And we all know what eats rabbits bugbears?
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I keep having this dream where I get locked in a government space rocket thing that's really just a sexy living room with a working fireplace and a lot of pillows and cushion and the front of it is all glass so I can see all the space. Anyhow, I'm locked in there with all of my buddies wives and I'm just pounding them non stop and cumming every where and they're just rolling around in my cum and high fiving and making out with my balls. MAGA.
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Dave_Indeed posted:I keep having this dream where I get locked in a government space rocket thing that's really just a sexy living room with a working fireplace and a lot of pillows and cushion and the front of it is all glass so I can see all the space. Anyhow, I'm locked in there with all of my buddies wives and I'm just pounding them non stop and cumming every where and they're just rolling around in my cum and high fiving and making out with my balls. pm me this is very important you dont hav emuch time
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You can't be sure they are using those cum vials to inseminate women. Maybe they are actually doing the opposite: draining you to prevent you reproducing. Or maybe your cum is being used in some sort of industrial application. There are too many unknowns, too many disturbing possibilities. This is why I advise everyone to perfect the self suck and swallow technique as a method of removing potentially malevolent outsiders from your whole cum situation.
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Moon Atari posted:You can't be sure they are using those cum vials to inseminate women. Maybe they are actually doing the opposite: draining you to prevent you reproducing. Or maybe your cum is being used in some sort of industrial application. There are too many unknowns, too many disturbing possibilities. This is why I advise everyone to perfect the self suck and swallow technique as a method of removing potentially malevolent outsiders from your whole cum situation. this man is a russian agent trying to trick you op. you must continue to do your duty for God and country
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Whatever is happening I'm sure Edward Snowden, Brad/Chelsea Manning, and Nadal Hassan are involved. Which come to think of it has to be the weirdest love-murder triangle ever.
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this is getting all very confusing, i need to continue to fill the vials or else they will shave my dog again.
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Jan 24, 2017 16:03
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It puts the semen in the vials or your dog's coat ends up in piles
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does your dog speak to you telepathically
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When I say "dog socks" do you first think of people socks with dogs on them or do you think of socks made for dogs?
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OctoberBlues posted:When I say "dog socks" do you first think of people socks with dogs on them or do you think of socks made for dogs? haha, fool me once! i have started putting the vials in the microwave for a few seconds before giving it to them, this will either make my spawns terrible autists or super humans or (both?)
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Yes uh... I am the government. You better cum in these vials and give it to me it's the law now.
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bag em and tag em posted:Yes uh... I am the government. You better cum in these vials and give it to me it's the law now. heh nice try. the govenment never contacts you directly
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OctoberBlues posted:When I say "dog socks" do you first think of people socks with dogs on them or do you think of socks made for dogs? I imagine those booties for dogs but for indoor comfort
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Kitten mittens but for dogs
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Are you serious OP cause that's quite awesome (from a financial standpoint)
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Fascinating. *scribbles notes on legal pad*
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they deliver me food so that i have the optimal diet for a human, i will soon be fathering super soldiers ( I THINK? )
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Guess there is gonna be a horde of ugly babies soon.
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breeders 
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Even if you have, even if you need I don't mean to stare, we don't have to breed We could plant a house, we could build a tree I don't even care, we could have all three That's my favorite Nirvana song. 
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OctoberBlues posted:Even if you have, even if you need that was the first song I learned to play on guitar 
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Nooner posted:that was the first song I learned to play on guitar 
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So a party 'za could be culpable in this scheme to get your juices?
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