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thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
big mac sauce is pretty bad tbqh

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bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

Better Fred Than Dead posted:

RIP bradzilla must've had a grand Mac seizure

I saw a picture of the grand Mac at my McDonald's and it looked... unsettling

It was good, would eat again :shrug:

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

thathonkey posted:

big mac sauce is pretty bad tbqh

Yep

bradzilla posted:

It was good, would eat again :shrug:

Isn't it just a bigger big Mac

Harrower
Nov 30, 2002
Is anyone else planning to buttchug theirs?

flick my Mr. Bean
Nov 18, 2014

Gonna get one, pour most of it out, and use what's left on a steak to piss off two opposite groups of people at once.

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
im more of a quarter pounder w/cheese guy :shrug:

or skrait nugs 20 count woop woop

Ein cooler Typ
Nov 26, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Has anyone tried putting big mac sauce on 'za

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

There is no doubt that at least one of those bottles given away was used to cover an entire pizza in big mac sauce.

Spatial
Nov 15, 2007

can something really be called sauce if it's 85% vegetable oil?

Ein cooler Typ
Nov 26, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
What is your definition of sauce

Second Hand Meat Mouth
Sep 12, 2001
something that is up to 84% vegetable oil

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Spatial posted:

can something really be called sauce if it's 85% vegetable oil?

dunno those degenerate euro fucks call mayonnaise a sauce

Biblical Fucking
Nov 21, 2013

Ask me about where to find fucking in the Bible!

BIG-DICK-BUTT-gently caress posted:

...said chef Mike Haracz, manager of culinary innovation at McDonald’s for the U.S. menu.

Hey that sounds like a tricky job, I wonder what ideas he'll come up with.

BIG-DICK-BUTT-gently caress posted:

Currently, it is served only on the Big Mac and its two new variations, the Grand Mac and Mac Jr., which were rolled out last week.

'Make a bigger one and a smaller one' - loving genius

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib
If some guy doesn't use the bottle to reverse engineer the formula completely then what's the point anyway

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

gonna visit like 5 mc donalds and sell them on ebay

Rahu
Feb 14, 2009


let me just check my figures real quick here
Grimey Drawer
I got a grand mac yesterday but they hosed it up so the two burger patties and all the toppings were between the bottom and middle bun and there was nothing between the top and middle bun.

That's my mcdonalds story, thanks for reading :tipshat:

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
P sure it's just thousand island but what are those eggheads hiding? :catstare:

Second Hand Meat Mouth
Sep 12, 2001

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

P sure it's just thousand island but what are those eggheads hiding? :catstare:

it's only 150 island because 85 percent of it is vegetable oil

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

500 bad things posted:

it's only 150 island because 85 percent of it is vegetable oil

Plus real 1000 island has hardboiled eggs and pickles so..

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

i was over by the wendys so i got two JBCs, a frosty, and chili cheese fries

qkkl
Jul 1, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
I make my own big mac sauce and keep it in a honey bottle.

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

numberoneposter posted:

i was over by the wendys so i got two JBCs, a frosty, and chili cheese fries

I have lived half a mile from a Wendys for a year and a half and have never gone there. I'm not sure why, I kind of want to right now.

Second Hand Meat Mouth
Sep 12, 2001
never appreciated wendy's until I moved far from all of the wendy's and now I desire it more than ever

I probably shouldn't eat it, though, because it's gross

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

OctoberBlues posted:

I have lived half a mile from a Wendys for a year and a half and have never gone there. I'm not sure why, I kind of want to right now.
Wendys is probably the best typical national fast food chain so you should go. lot of good stuff on their menu and doesn't feel as death-inducing. I would go more but fast-food is more of a road-trip/longdistance thing for me and I usually just In N Out in that case.

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Apparently this is the #1 pic on imgur right now

http://imgur.com/gallery/fTJwH

In full resolution:



Oh yeah baby

Second Hand Meat Mouth
Sep 12, 2001

Xaris posted:

Wendys is probably the best typical national fast food chain so you should go. lot of good stuff on their menu and doesn't feel as death-inducing. I would go more but fast-food is more of a road-trip/longdistance thing for me and I usually just In N Out in that case.

you misspelled jack in the box

JediTalentAgent
Jun 5, 2005
Hey, look. Look, if- if you screw me on this, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine, you rat bastard!
Dear McDonalds:

Have you considered a HONEY Big Mac Sauce and SPICY Big Mac Sauce or SPICY HONEY Big Mac Sauce?

BIG-DICK-BUTT-FUCK
Jan 26, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Biblical loving posted:

Hey that sounds like a tricky job, I wonder what ideas he'll come up with.


'Make a bigger one and a smaller one' - loving genius

This has always been my biggest criticism of mcdonalds...they never push the envelope

Taco bell & burger King are always coming up w crazy poo poo like that burger that turned your poop green or the taco made out of fried chicken. Mcdonalds is too concerned with not alienatin anyone to ever do anything cool

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

500 bad things posted:

you misspelled jack in the box

idk, i've never actually been to jack in the box, mostly just because we have InO which is my go-to and there aren't that many Jacks around or just not conveniently located off a freeway exit and hop back on. seems like a i-hate-myself-and-have-no-future stoner food. i'm sure its fine and they seem like they have cool menu stuff.

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

McDonalds just keeps trying to do healthy premium items, because people who go to McDonalds go there for healthy, expensive items, lol.

BIG-DICK-BUTT-FUCK
Jan 26, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

OctoberBlues posted:

McDonalds just keeps trying to do healthy premium items, because people who go to McDonalds go there for healthy, expensive items, lol.

Bingo, they're trying to be 'safe' but just end up being boring

Taco bell, on the other hand, full on embraced the gimmicky aspects of fast food and still ended up with the healthiest menu via their fresca offerings

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
theres something wrong if most of the posts itt arent somehow about arbys sauce. the sauce so good youre willing to go to arbys for it

Ein cooler Typ
Nov 26, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Arny's is good but I haven't gotten any coupons in the mail for a long time, so I no longer go

Instruction Manuel
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!

BIG-DICK-BUTT-gently caress posted:

You're missing the point, it's a COLLECTOR'S item.

Typical goons, can't stop thinking about eating junk food

Wtf? How can you call yourself a goon if you DON'T do this?!

As for the sauce? I haven't touched the McD since I went cold turkey. With cold turkey sandwiches.

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

BIG-DICK-BUTT-gently caress posted:

This has always been my biggest criticism of mcdonalds...they never push the envelope

Taco bell & burger King are always coming up w crazy poo poo like that burger that turned your poop green or the taco made out of fried chicken. Mcdonalds is too concerned with not alienatin anyone to ever do anything cool

unlike taco bell and esp bk they dont need novelties and gimmicks to sell their gross food

Gr4vyB04t
Jan 31, 2010

Hey gurl, hey.
Yo, turn on fox and friends, those blonde ladies and the guy that looks like a bad guy from an 80's action movie got like 3 bottles.

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

I;m thinking about thos Macs

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ArbitraryC
Jan 28, 2009
Pick a number, any number
Pillbug

Moon Atari posted:

The secret ingredient isn't sugar, it's ground up pickles and reconstituted onion.

relish has a a lot of sugar in it.

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