Mcdonalds to give away BOTTLES of big Mac SAUCE!!!

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BIG-DICK-BUTT-FUCK: Jan 26, 2016; by Fluffdaddy

http://www.chicagotribune.com/business/ct-mcdonalds-big-mac-sauce-giveaway-20170125-story.html

Just had to let my goon brothers know as soon as I found out

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mcdonalds is not only in the burger business, it�s in the sauce business too.

For the first time in the U.S, the food giant is giving away 10,000 bottles of the Big Mac special sauce for free on Thursday in select McDonald�s restaurants nationwide.

�This would be a fun way to show appreciation to our customers who love the Big Mac and the Big Mac sauce,� said chef Mike Haracz, manager of culinary innovation at McDonald�s for the U.S. menu.

McDonald's has introduced the Big Mac Special Sauce Finder iMessage app to help Big Mac fans find participating locations. When in the restaurant, customers must give a code � �There�s a Big Mac for that� � to employees to for their chance to take home a bottle of the sauce.

The offer is first come, first served and enthusiasts can get their hands on a 12-ounce bottle of signature sauce starting at 1 p.m. Thursday.

The special sauce, Haracz said, features a mix of mayo, mustard, pickle relish, paprika, garlic and onion powder as well as other secret ingredients. Currently, it is served only on the Big Mac and its two new variations, the Grand Mac and Mac Jr., which were rolled out last week.

The chain is also giving away bottles via its social media channels. On Friday, it will auction of one final bottle, with proceeds going toRonald McDonald House Charities. Fans can bid on the bottle here, or text �BIGMACSAUCE� to 52812. Bidding is open between 8 a.m. and 8 p.m. Friday.

Unfortunately for the die-hard fans, this is a one-time 10,000-bottle run as the burger chain has no plans to sell its prized concoction in retail stores or in its eateries at this time.

Pittsburgh Post-Gazette | Tribune News Service

Any GOONS gonna get this?

BIG-DICK-BUTT-FUCK fucked around with this message at 19:25 on Jan 25, 2017

# ? Jan 25, 2017 19:21

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# ? May 16, 2024 16:28

Flaggy: Jul 6, 2007; Grandpa Cthulu needs his napping chair; Grimey Drawer

its already sold in stores as 1000 island sauce, your welcome.

# ? Jan 25, 2017 19:25

BIG-DICK-BUTT-FUCK: Jan 26, 2016; by Fluffdaddy

Flaggy posted:

its already sold in stores as 1000 island sauce, your welcome.

That's not the same and you know it

# ? Jan 25, 2017 19:26

Flaggy: Jul 6, 2007; Grandpa Cthulu needs his napping chair; Grimey Drawer

BIG-DICK-BUTT-gently caress posted:

That's not the same and you know it

Add a cup more sugar and you're good to go.

# ? Jan 25, 2017 19:26

givepatajob: Apr 8, 2003; One finds that this is the best of all possible worlds.

I was wondering how I could make my sammiches more disgusting. Thanks OP!

# ? Jan 25, 2017 19:27

Rudeboy Detective: Apr 28, 2011

I've got some special sauce right here, OP. :dong:

It's my recipe for Harissa

# ? Jan 25, 2017 19:28

dreezy: Mar 4, 2015; yeah, rip.

not like I make my own burgers at home. only thing I could really do with that poo poo is put in on a whopper jr.

# ? Jan 25, 2017 19:29

BIG-DICK-BUTT-FUCK: Jan 26, 2016; by Fluffdaddy

givepatajob posted:

sammiches

Lol

# ? Jan 25, 2017 19:32

how me a frog: Feb 6, 2014

I remember when gbs used to be a lovely news aggregator rather than a lovely who even cares about this retarded crap aggregator.. . ..

# ? Jan 25, 2017 19:35

unpleasantly turgid: Jul 6, 2016; u lightweights couldn't even feed my shadow ;*

how me a frog posted:

I remember when gbs used to be a lovely news aggregator rather than a lovely who even cares about this retarded crap aggregator.. . ..

more like faggregator

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# ? Jan 25, 2017 19:37

Hardawn: Mar 15, 2004; Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates; College Slice

I won't go back to McDonald's after I got charged a 79 cent "salad dressing" fee for two BBQ sauces

# ? Jan 25, 2017 19:37

Blue Train: Jun 17, 2012

BIG-DICK-BUTT-gently caress posted:

Big Mac Special Sauce Finder iMessage app

Death to America

# ? Jan 25, 2017 19:37

Enfield: May 30, 2011; by Nyc_Tattoo

ive never wanted something so bad in my life

# ? Jan 25, 2017 19:37

how me a frog: Feb 6, 2014

unpleasantly turgid posted:

more like faggregator

Preach it brother you're not wrong

# ? Jan 25, 2017 19:38

how me a frog: Feb 6, 2014

Finally you can make big macs in your own home yummers! But where are you gonna get patties of beefoid meat and sugarized aerated breadlike stuff? Also that green crunchy topping, what even is that? Dont get me wrong i like me som m c donnies but i never did wish i could make it at home.

# ? Jan 25, 2017 19:42

BIG-DICK-BUTT-FUCK: Jan 26, 2016; by Fluffdaddy

how me a frog posted:

Finally you can make big macs in your own home yummers! But where are you gonna get patties of beefoid meat and sugarized aerated breadlike stuff? Also that green crunchy topping, what even is that? Dont get me wrong i like me som m c donnies but i never did wish i could make it at home.

You're missing the point, it's a COLLECTOR'S item.

Typical goons, can't stop thinking about eating junk food

# ? Jan 25, 2017 19:47

Bloodfart McCoy: Jul 20, 2007; That's a high quality avatar right there.

I'll be sure to pick one up and keep it in my garage for ten years. Then ship it to the LA Beast for him to chug.

# ? Jan 25, 2017 19:49

nigga crab pollock: Mar 26, 2010; by Lowtax

mcdonalds is a great example of a corporate hydra where each head is acting independently of one another except they arent a multi-faceted conglomerate they have one job and they cant even do that

the app they have doesnt work at any of the mcdonalds in town? but their cups + bags advertise the app

threy have glitchy touchscreen kiosk now and u could buy things the store didn't even sell? and the prices were more on the kiosk than just ordering at the counter 2 feet away

i just want cheap coffee holy poo poo

# ? Jan 25, 2017 19:57